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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well what a coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well what a coincidence

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i'll have one of those too.

With the extra request of not married/attached..

Always attract 'unavailable' men

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

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If you find one, see if he has a single brother who lives in Wales!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

I was doing so well up till the last one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

Oh Titanic ,nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

If you find one, see if he has a single brother who lives in Wales! "

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me and is local

Next,,,,"

Yes please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's the dream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And i'll have one of those too.

With the extra request of not married/attached..

Always attract 'unavailable' men

I should have added that to, because I always seem to attract the attached guys to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

I was doing so well up till the last one."

Haha cheeky

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me and is local

Next,,,,

Yes please

Looks like us ladies are all searching for the same guy

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I actually have one

He’s amazing.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Single and not needing to hide me from an ex would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

I’ve found me one of those (although he still wants the boobs!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Yes,not so posh she's further up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

I'm coming with a box of dozen Krispy Kreme's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me and is local

Next,,,,

Yes please

Looks like us ladies are all searching for the same guy

Got more chance of finding a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

I failed at the first hurdle lol

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

It's the local part I fall short on. Could you ladies please move closer

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Surly your boobs are part of you so by liking them would be likeing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me and is local

Next,,,,

Yes please

Looks like us ladies are all searching for the same guy

Got more chance of finding a unicorn

Unfortunately that's so very true,we live in hope though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Yes,not so posh she's further up

Actually I just said it's the dream.... I don't need that dream to come true though.

Travelling can be fun

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

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I failed at the first hurdle lol"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Surly your boobs are part of you so by liking them would be likeing you

Haha fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

5’8” is not tall for a man fail! But your a lovely personality Otherwise it’s a complete fail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

This. Except it’s ok if he just likes my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find this guy, ask him does he have a sister please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

I well you are very pretty so that no problem, and I can bring lots of doughnuts. Even have a game we can play with them

But I'm useless at painting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

This. Except it’s ok if he just likes my boobs

Nooooo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Yes,not so posh she's further up

Actually I just said it's the dream.... I don't need that dream to come true though.

Travelling can be fun

While you're up I'll come visit you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you find this guy, ask him does he have a sister please

Shall do

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

5'11", wicked sarcastic sense of humour, hands that can learn to be good if not already....and eyes interrst me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

I’ve found me one of those (although he still wants the boobs!)

Well you can't really blame him can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry. Mine doesn't have a twin brother;-)

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

Thank you

My tongue has a license to thrill, and I'm not afraid to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

If you find one, see if he has a single brother who lives in Wales! "

If that brother has a friend.. give him bus fare this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

Thank you

My tongue has a license to thrill, and I'm not afraid to use it

Your welcome,go get her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5'11", wicked sarcastic sense of humour, hands that can learn to be good if not already....and eyes interrst me

Hmmmm I also like eyes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Yes,not so posh she's further up

Actually I just said it's the dream.... I don't need that dream to come true though.

Travelling can be fun

While you're up I'll come visit you too

Ooh..... I reckon this could be where we will meet in the middle....

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"5'11", wicked sarcastic sense of humour, hands that can learn to be good if not already....and eyes interrst me

Hmmmm I also like eyes

eyes are the doorway to to the soul...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

Thank you

My tongue has a license to thrill, and I'm not afraid to use it

Your welcome,go get her

To be fair im pretty dammed sure that bhav can do a hell of a lot better than a girl like me on this place..

Dont punish the man haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

Thank you

My tongue has a license to thrill, and I'm not afraid to use it

Your welcome,go get her

To be fair im pretty dammed sure that bhav can do a hell of a lot better than a girl like me on this place..

Dont punish the man haha"

Now now missy,your bloody gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5'11", wicked sarcastic sense of humour, hands that can learn to be good if not already....and eyes interrst me

Hmmmm I also like eyes

eyes are the doorway to to the soul...

They are indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Me too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Me too please"

How about you ladies be abit flexible on the tall thing ?

Definitely deliver on the others though

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Hello

someone asked for their dream to come true

Your fit.. but fail on the 'local' part. Lol

Think some of you need to move closer

Put your tongue away Mr unless your planning on using it x

There you go,he's a nice guy and he's single

Thank you

My tongue has a license to thrill, and I'm not afraid to use it

Your welcome,go get her

To be fair im pretty dammed sure that bhav can do a hell of a lot better than a girl like me on this place..

Dont punish the man haha"

I thought the deal was , me punishing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a guy. He's all I've ever wanted and more

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

I’ve found me one of those (although he still wants the boobs!)

Yeah you have found one

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

Can i have the donuts please

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I don't fall in any of the required things apart from liking the person not just the boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take one if those too please OP :

But I only want him for the sex

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

1 out of 5 isnt bad right.... well it depends what you consider to be tall enough actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take one if those too please OP :

But I only want him for the sex

Expect your inbox to be full

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

1 out of 5 isnt bad right.... well it depends what you consider to be tall enough actually

Not bad at all,over 5ft 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I’m sadly lacking vertically but I am ok in most of the other departments. I also bake cakes so if any ladies like a Victoria sandwich I’m your guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I think I match all the requirements haha and I’m extremely old fashioned just the problem of distance

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

Dya want the ones with the holes...or some of those fancy ones....fecking aero Ferrero Roche twix ones with sprinkles and a 99

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ello

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ello

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

Just getting my palette and canvas you pretty little thing. Putting the holes in the doughnuts as we speak lol x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Im tall enough

Get to know me and you will find my funny side as well as my naughty side which is often anyway.

A devil at heart

Well I have to be good with my hands, Whilst making, building and molding stuff

I dont talk to your boobs I talk to you.

Though if you show that arse im going to smack it

Though cudderly and warm, Loverly in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to place an order for one of those please. What’s the estimated delivery time and am I able to return if faulty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come with a yellow pages to stand on like in those adverts years ago

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Me too please

How about you ladies be abit flexible on the tall thing ?

Definitely deliver on the others though

Mostly all the same size laying down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Im tall enough

Get to know me and you will find my funny side as well as my naughty side which is often anyway.

A devil at heart

Well I have to be good with my hands, Whilst making, building and molding stuff

I dont talk to your boobs I talk to you.

Though if you show that arse im going to smack it

Though cudderly and warm, Loverly in winter"

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to place an order for one of those please. What’s the estimated delivery time and am I able to return if faulty?"

2 weeks,and yes,no one wants faulty goods

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Did somebody call? lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I want a localish lady with a good sense of humour.

Not stuck up here own arse.

Kind.

Likes cuddles and kisses.

Size - not skinny.

Height - not important.

Age - over 30.

P.s. doesn't mind wearing blue underwear.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want a localish lady with a good sense of humour.

Not stuck up here own arse.

Kind.

Likes cuddles and kisses.

Size - not skinny.

Height - not important.

Age - over 30.

P.s. doesn't mind wearing blue underwear.

I was going to apply but don't like blue underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I worthwhile!! ??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I want a localish lady with a good sense of humour.

Not stuck up here own arse.

Kind.

Likes cuddles and kisses.

Size - not skinny.

Height - not important.

Age - over 30.

P.s. doesn't mind wearing blue underwear.

I was going to apply but don't like blue underwear "

Pfffft. There's always one. Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want a localish lady with a good sense of humour.

Not stuck up here own arse.

Kind.

Likes cuddles and kisses.

Size - not skinny.

Height - not important.

Age - over 30.

P.s. doesn't mind wearing blue underwear.

I was going to apply but don't like blue underwear

Pfffft. There's always one. Lol"

Is it a dealbreaker?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I want a localish lady with a good sense of humour.

Not stuck up here own arse.

Kind.

Likes cuddles and kisses.

Size - not skinny.

Height - not important.

Age - over 30.

P.s. doesn't mind wearing blue underwear.

I was going to apply but don't like blue underwear

Pfffft. There's always one. Lol

Is it a dealbreaker?

You know it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for nice lady

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Single.........check

Tall...........check

Social.........check

Smells nice....check

Sense of humour.....have you seen what I look like? You need a great sense of humour to look like this

Wants you for more than your boobs......check, I have my own in a box

Good with my hands.....damn right I am so again, check

Form a queue

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Sounds great. He needs to be attractive (to me) and intelligent too. I’ll try to offer the same in return!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Single.........check

Tall...........check

Social.........check

Smells nice....check

Sense of humour.....have you seen what I look like? You need a great sense of humour to look like this

Wants you for more than your boobs......check, I have my own in a box

Good with my hands.....damn right I am so again, check

Form a queue

24th May - you look bloody amazing in that pic. I’d be proud to look like you!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Single.........check

Tall...........check

Social.........check

Smells nice....check

Sense of humour.....have you seen what I look like? You need a great sense of humour to look like this

Wants you for more than your boobs......check, I have my own in a box

Good with my hands.....damn right I am so again, check

Form a queue

24th May - you look bloody amazing in that pic. I’d be proud to look like you!

Thankyou, I guarantee you you look batter than I do already and especially when the make up comes off

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

I’m on my way how do you like your donuts ...? (We jamin like Bob Marley )

I’ve got the funny box ticked ey

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

omg we all want one of them... and who don't bloomin ghost be really helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts

I’m on my way how do you like your donuts ...? (We jamin like Bob Marley )

I’ve got the funny box ticked ey

Custard ones and be quick!

Not sure if I find you funny tbh, it depends on how nice your donuts are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tall is tall tho

6ft 3

Smell nice

Funny or is funny looking I don’t know

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts

I’m on my way how do you like your donuts ...? (We jamin like Bob Marley )

I’ve got the funny box ticked ey

Custard ones and be quick!

Not sure if I find you funny tbh, it depends on how nice your donuts are!

I’ve been told my donuts bring all the ladies to the yard , that’s damn right I’m funnier than you

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

omg we all want one of them... and who don't bloomin ghost be really helpful

Nice to meet you,

You don’t know me ... yet

But you’ll never forget my name

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over a year ago

"I’d like to place an order for one of those please. What’s the estimated delivery time and am I able to return if faulty?

2 weeks,and yes,no one wants faulty goods

Good news....delivery has been brought forward a week and the product has been given a rigorous exam and has passed with flying colours....4.8 star rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was doing so well until you said you wanted him tall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want abs and to stay eating full large dairy milks

Some women think they’re easy for guys to have and expect them

My first sentence is tongue firmly in cheek by the way before the hammering starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've so got this!

Tall, single, great with my hands as an engineer should be, some say I've got a good sense of humour and I even have a beautiful cat although she thinks other people are better than me.

Oh and an invisibility cloak so I can hide in plain sight and not be noticed

Applications eagerly anticipated but hardly expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

How tall is tall?

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Bugger failed on the first hurdle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single.........check

Tall...........check

Social.........check

Smells nice....check

Sense of humour.....have you seen what I look like? You need a great sense of humour to look like this

Wants you for more than your boobs......check, I have my own in a box

Good with my hands.....damn right I am so again, check

Form a queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

How tall is tall? "

5ft 10 and over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x"

To young sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x"

To young sorry x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

[Removed by poster at 19/09/20 18:32:26]

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Which trait are you struggling to find ?

I'm guessing the stumbling block is facial attraction and likes you

The rest from my observation seem plentiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Which trait are you struggling to find ?

I'm guessing the stumbling block is facial attraction and likes you

The rest from my observation seem plentiful "

So your saying I'm a minger then

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Which trait are you struggling to find ?

I'm guessing the stumbling block is facial attraction and likes you

The rest from my observation seem plentiful

So your saying I'm a minger then

My bad

I was suggesting you did not like the faces of the men who tick the other boxes

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts"

With or without sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Which trait are you struggling to find ?

I'm guessing the stumbling block is facial attraction and likes you

The rest from my observation seem plentiful

So your saying I'm a minger then

My bad

I was suggesting you did not like the faces of the men who tick the other boxes

To be honest it's not all about looks for me, if theres that spark then all is good,the above is just a summery of what I like in a guy

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public."

I think that you are on the wrong thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public."

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at:

"I want a guy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public.

Classy "

Isn't he just

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public.

Classy "

Only happens when youve been naughty and teased first one way or another I will get my own back.

Though I do enjoy the lingerie shops.

As I will ask from the other end if this is ok holding it in the air.

Never mind the poor cashier as I even tease them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at:

"I want a guy""

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh as I didnt say earlier

Im going to cuddle you from behind whilst kissing and bitting at your neck.

My hands are going wanderings, nore than likely down your pants or skirt

That also includes when we are outside in public.

I can be teased and yes you will get it back as well.

As I will finger you whilst ive got you up against a wall and kissing you in public.

Classy

Only happens when youve been naughty and teased first one way or another I will get my own back.

Though I do enjoy the lingerie shops.

As I will ask from the other end if this is ok holding it in the air.

Never mind the poor cashier as I even tease them. "

I think you are lost...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Just don’t tell them about each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you a shout in 3 years

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Well what a coincidence

Is that what you want too?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I want a guy to paint me like a French lady and call me pretty

I also want him to bring me doughnuts

I’m on my way how do you like your donuts ...? (We jamin like Bob Marley )

I’ve got the funny box ticked ey

Custard ones and be quick!

Not sure if I find you funny tbh, it depends on how nice your donuts are!

Donuts are my weaknesses, all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x"

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

I'd like a guy like that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't even know where to start with my list of requirements....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a guy. He's all I've ever wanted and more

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over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X"

Lol, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X

Lol, thanks"

.....and some guys wonder why they have a tough time on here

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X

Lol, thanks

.....and some guys wonder why they have a tough time on here

Why men get the harp strings? They behave the worst out of the sexes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X

Lol, thanks

.....and some guys wonder why they have a tough time on here

Could You Take a second To justify your comment please.

The lady said I was too young, I confirmed this and agreed. What's your problem with that?

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"
all ticked but am I for you x

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Can't it be likes you for you AND likes your boobs?

(A bit academic of course, I'm far too far away)

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

I’ve found me one of those (although he still wants the boobs!)

Shame you found one already I’d have liked the chance to take you on at a game or too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,"

Let me brush my white stallion down and i shall be at your beck and call

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over a year ago

"6ft 3 and just around the corner from you. It's a shame I can't message you due to your age restrictions x

To young sorry x

Didnt see your age. You look good for it, but yeah definitely way too old for me. X

Lol, thanks

.....and some guys wonder why they have a tough time on here

Could You Take a second To justify your comment please.

The lady said I was too young, I confirmed this and agreed. What's your problem with that?"
this is true I did state that you where to young

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,all ticked but am I for you x"
you may just be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if only you were looking for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Let me brush my white stallion down and i shall be at your beck and call

Ooh yes pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Can't it be likes you for you AND likes your boobs?

(A bit academic of course, I'm far too far away)"

Yes but bluddy distance gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam,custard, chocolate? Or all three?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh if only you were looking for me

Lol you need a gorgeous young gal,not an old wrinkly

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,all ticked but am I for you x you may just be x"
mm got me excited now xx

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"Who is tall

Naturally funny

Good with his hands

Who smells amazing

And likes me for me,and not my boobs

Next,,,,

Can't it be likes you for you AND likes your boobs?

(A bit academic of course, I'm far too far away)

Yes but bluddy distance gets in the way

Always the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh if only you were looking for me

Lol you need a gorgeous young gal,not an old wrinkly

I hope you are not regarding yourself as that (: you’re a beauty

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh if only you were looking for me

Lol you need a gorgeous young gal,not an old wrinkly

"
you are fit babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not tall

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