FabSwingers.com forum: Advert

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Musing again.

After posting lots of situations vacant on a famous jobs website today my mind turned to how would you advertise yourself if you were wishing to attract an fwb?

Let’s see....

Post an advert here and if you like any, message the author.

My advert:-

Feisty, honest, confident yet kind, cat loving northern lass with a passion for shoes, hosiery and sexy but classy lingerie seeks local cat dad for long term fwb arrangement.

Bhubaysi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky wants a nice willy..

Please fill in form and attach photo of willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got pussy

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I have a pussy and I like pussy

Maybe our pussies should talk

10/10 onto a winner here

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cock and pussy seeking another pussy to eat cake off

we'll provide the cake

if you want cake then bring your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, handsome, chilled, intelligent, easy to talk to, bit of a hands on kinda guy seeks a fwb to connect with. Chat, laugh and the rest is for you to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, handsome, chilled, intelligent, easy to talk to, bit of a hands on kinda guy seeks a fwb to connect with. Chat, laugh and the rest is for you to find out

And too far away

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Not for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, handsome, chilled, intelligent, easy to talk to, bit of a hands on kinda guy seeks a fwb to connect with. Chat, laugh and the rest is for you to find out

And too far away

Never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook, clean, iron, wash, dust, hoover. I like pussy.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Musing again.

After posting lots of situations vacant on a famous jobs website today my mind turned to how would you advertise yourself if you were wishing to attract an fwb?

Let’s see....

Post an advert here and if you like any, message the author.

My advert:-

Feisty, honest, confident yet kind, cat loving northern lass with a passion for shoes, hosiery and sexy but classy lingerie seeks local cat dad for long term fwb arrangement.

Bhubaysi x "

You missed the bit about all the procedures , I know senior civil servants would be coming in their pants just reading your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cook, clean, iron, wash, dust, hoover. I like pussy. "

I thought that was a myth!

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By *r W and the BCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

[Removed by poster at 18/09/20 18:03:44]

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By *r W and the BCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. "

It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with.

It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x"

I like Gin

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Rare Classic. No tax or test due to being in storage for a few years, ticks over but doesn't run, bodywork ok for its age but does have some minor damage due to neglect by previous owner, in need of TLC, ideal winter project, would suit careful lady owner, open to sensible offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cook, clean, iron, wash, dust, hoover. I like pussy.

I thought that was a myth!

I am Legend

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By *r W and the BCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with.

It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x

I like Gin

Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have , its my profile

Ok for the forum

Happy, positive, Welsh chap. Loves walking and cycling , seeks a cycling walking buddy .there will be cake, tea and jelly babies. I also habe a large willy

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Musing again.

After posting lots of situations vacant on a famous jobs website today my mind turned to how would you advertise yourself if you were wishing to attract an fwb?

Let’s see....

Post an advert here and if you like any, message the author.

My advert:-

Feisty, honest, confident yet kind, cat loving northern lass with a passion for shoes, hosiery and sexy but classy lingerie seeks local cat dad for long term fwb arrangement.

Bhubaysi x

You missed the bit about all the procedures , I know senior civil servants would be coming in their pants just reading your profile

Perhaps you could privately forward me their contact details....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High mileage, mostly motorway miles though.

Good bodywork, reliable runner.

Air conditioning, dirty interior.

A bargain for the price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 cock for pussy, 1 cock for cock

Separate room preferably

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By *am4youMan
over a year ago

gillingham

Intelligent, GSOH Alfa male seeking a partner in crime to help with accomplishing my Mission Impossible 10!

Please apply within

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Filthy minded, horny, looking for men and women to have good convo and laughs with in between fucking each other senseless.

Great tongue skills for a female fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with.

It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x

I like Gin

Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ??"

that's not Gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old ugly twat who's mildly entertaining in his banter, very sexual by nature and just happens to own a very big heart seeks the impossible dream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy, until you get to the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you ever want awesome sex and company, you need ME!

Because without ME! it would just be "aweso"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geek seeks chic Sikhs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geek seeks chic Sikhs. "

Can you say

The Sikhs sixth sheep's sick

10 times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geek seeks chic Sikhs.

Can you say

The Sikhs sixth sheep's sick

10 times?

Damn. Only nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple looking for female, must have 8.2 on the garnier hair colour chart, size 10 bottom half, size 12 top half, must live on the number 62 bus route and willing to pay bus fare, vaginal topurie must be trimmed in to the shape of a kazoo and smell like my aunties linen cupboard, any takers

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hermit dog lady requires part time sexy male for feeding and groping. Once a week at a push.. but will do takeaway for right candidate

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the rate?

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

Umm male radiator seeks female expansion pipes to warm up on cold nights.

Nailed it lol

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Happy to start at the bottom and work my way up

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters

I’d need to check the undercarriage

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters

I’d need to check the undercarriage "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover

Ha ha you’re such a knob

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover

Ha ha you’re such a knob

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good god lady your obsessed with my knob thats three times in the last 30 minutes you have mentioned it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover

Ha ha you’re such a knob

good god lady your obsessed with my knob thats three times in the last 30 minutes you have mentioned it

Ha ha As you well know princess it’s face before knob sooooooo...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Tall amazonian geek looking for hot husbands to play with

P.S I always return the ones I've borrowed

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Down to earth but yet sarcastic with a wicked personality so I’ve been told.

Deafly not a time waster but love to chat and go with the flow.

If you like what you reading. Then possibly I could be your type of beverage?

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By *am4youMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Best Before 30/10/1990

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyonce's gran. Still got a WAP though

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No seriously i'd love to go shopping with you... *selected outlets only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send vag....

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

*For sale or swap*

38yr old house trained male, comes complete with banter, body art, a cheeky piercing, great sense of humour and perfect sense of direction as standard.

Optional extras include: cooking, massages, hair brushing, compliments, giving great hugs.

100% satisfaction guaranteed or a free re-test.

So don't delay, message me today

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Remote-living mansion-dweller, face like a slapped arse, not bad at baking cake, occasionally grumpy, seeks lady who enjoys eating cake in the woods. 4x4 pick-up truck essential. Please send photo of truck!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Free to God home, sat at the bottom of the barrel waiting for you to start scratching at it in desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twenty eight years old with a lifetime of tales to tell.

A walking contradiction who only really ever found peace in the violence of a boxing ring , feels more comfortable writing words than speaking them and who is now exploring a world where people find affection from strangers.

A sharp mind, a sharp suit, a sharp pen.

Sometimes playful, sometimes so serious.

Good food, good wine, good company. Simple pleasures.

Who perhaps takes himself too seriously.

I also like super heroes

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Handsome sexy Alfa Male with nice chest and willy looking for princess of sex for nsa sexy fun no drama just fun Can travel likes cats and dogs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zlatan doesn't do interviews.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Clapped out old banger with a broken mileometer, an engine prone to taking time to start and bodywork in need of being replaced, dodgy steering and involved in a few rear end shunts, no tax or MOT - does have a working sound system with a selection of decent music channels and insightful debates available.

Recommended for the serious enthusiast only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t be bought "

Fibber

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Trouble is, it's what profiles are for. Just that no one reads them. That said, I loved the one that said 'got pussy' made me laugh, cause that's essentially all you need as a woman in this site.

As for me, articulate, intelligent, divisive, dominant male with a paradoxical, pathological need to please seeks compatible woman for mind blowing orgasms and general frivolity. The more filthy minded among you the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Not aure how popular but...

Tall northerner with a penchant for the frowned upon

A great submissive up for anything

Can dominate if needed

Friendly & happy go lucky

Not perfect but willing to try to be

As kinky as is possible, up for a lot

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Thats like the perfect reply to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Thats like the perfect reply to this"

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Thats like the perfect reply to this

Dont make me fancy you even more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Thats like the perfect reply to this

Dont make me fancy you even more!

Could you fancy me more?

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Thats like the perfect reply to this

Dont make me fancy you even more!

Could you fancy me more?

Right now, probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you. "

Where I wee?

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you.

Where I wee?

Id assume in that general areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you.

Where I wee?

Id assume in that general areas"

Assumption doesn't always work

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you.

Where I wee?

Id assume in that general areas

Assumption doesn't always work

To assume is to make an ass of u & me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 times I've tried and failed to write this

So im gonna simplify this by going with:

Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest

I'd like to touch you.

Where I wee?

Yes!

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though..."

Going forth and multiplying is a option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't waste any time to get disappointed by my sexual prowess and message me ASAP with a picture of you car, one with and one without you in it.

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By *r W and the BCouple
over a year ago

Blackwood

"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with.

It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x

I like Gin

Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ??

that's not Gin!

Gin today though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body

Attributes:

Makes great cheesecake

Has perfect blowjob lips

Always horny

Will actively be a friend before anything else

Switch (sub for the right applicant)

Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!

PM for more details

Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though..."

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Sexy sensual and tempting

kidding

Honest , funny , relaxed , friendly, trustworthy, caring all of this with a bit of dark sarcasm

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cunning linguist seeks keen fellatrix for mutual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits

Fanny

Takes it up the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush long hair, bright blue eyes, verified, respectful, friendly, laid back, educated, professional, experienced, place goer, caffeine enthusiast, guitarist, giggler, imaginatively kinky, cums like a fountain.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Looking for fwb, easy going. Good at the sex thing. Awesome in bed. I go straight to sleep and have no accidents. References available upon request.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Horny energetic with plenty of stamina seeks female to release all above apply for further enhancements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy going ,open-minded,adores giving oral,for me sex is all about the lady's pleasure.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Caring and kind trans lady, brightly coloured but getting a bit worn round the edges, has taken a few emotional knocks over the last year or two. Forgotten how to do sex but can cook a decent meal. Looking for similarly inclined female company, conversation over coffee and cake, possibly leading to putting the world right and having a few orgasms. GSOH, doesn't steal your lingerie because got plenty of nice stuff of her own. Limited time offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forty-something male, loves to put pen to paper (well fingertips to keyboard), By day kind, caring, up standing member of the community, but by night . . . Well just read what I write lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Short compact but good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You e got the job lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Fiona looking for her shrek !!!

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

100% gent

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Fiona looking for her shrek !!!

"
shreks here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average couple thats very down to earth, not supermodels by any means but honest and trustworthy

Not everyone's cup of tea but that's us

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Average couple thats very down to earth, not supermodels by any means but honest and trustworthy

Not everyone's cup of tea but that's us"
you look ok to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotwife Vixen looking for connections with gentlemen who have a filthy side.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Not me but I read a funny dating add in a newspaper article.

A guy was d*unk and got into an argument with a Spanish girl, love the bit about using burger containers as castanets !

He posts: "To the sexy Spanish senorita on the No.30 bus to Highbury.

"I loved our heated chat on Friday but realise what I did was insensitive to your country.

"Please let me make it up, over tapas or paella or whatever."

He then signs off the message with: "Bearded man who used discarded burger cartons as castanets."

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very kinky young professional latino looking to connect with adventurous ladies and couples

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My profile tries to do this but fails dismally.

I like it but I guess I'm not trying to pull myself !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one weirdo to another...

I kiss better than I cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young man, naughty and full of charisma, just genuinely a nice person

Looking for couples and singles, drop me a pm

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Fat old fart seeks slightly younger (or similar age) chap for fwb scenario - days out an in, maybe weekends away, dinners etc - and lots of fucking amazing sex.

Must be physically fit (to survive said sex), attractive (to me anyway), a good conversationalist - and fun to be around!

Within an hour (or so) of Prestonish please

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Mature sexy Lady, scrubs up very well, seeks slightly younger (or similar age) chap for fwb scenario - days out an in, maybe weekends away, dinners etc - and lots of fucking amazing sex.

Must be physically fit (to survive said sex), attractive (to me anyway), a good conversationalist - and fun to be around!

Within an hour (or so) of Prestonish please

"
That's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh mine;

Northern Irish (Got the accent to prove it), like to look after my body & appreciate all body types in return. For me it’s all about the pleasure a woman endures - the longer, the better. VWE w/ the stamina you wish I never had as you’ll be worn out after.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Im honest to put this.

Im single, kind hearted will help anyone out.

Handy with my hands as I build and mold things with my trades.

Fun and charming a devil at heart still have the child within me

Will tease and torment you and expect it back

I also have a funny sense of humor as some have found out as I like doing pratical jokes.

The other side of me well I have a temper, Rarely shows its head but when it does I usually rip heads off. (everyone has one)

Im an animal lover but cats I tend to tollerate, Will feed them and care for them, but there not sitting on my knee.

Probably like a virgin status nowadays

I also enjoy cooking so somedays you will get banned from the kitchen whilst I cook .

Wont sit on my arse while your doing stuff will get up and help out

Cant stand football

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Idiot seeks similar

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Idiot seeks similar

Good luck we are all hyper intelligent here

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Mature sexy Lady, scrubs up very well, seeks slightly younger (or similar age) chap for fwb scenario - days out an in, maybe weekends away, dinners etc - and lots of fucking amazing sex.

Must be physically fit (to survive said sex), attractive (to me anyway), a good conversationalist - and fun to be around!

Within an hour (or so) of Prestonish please

That's better

Aw thank you - I’ve just noticed this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants

What’s a diddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a diddy?

It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

What’s a diddy?

It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol"

It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a diddy?

It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol

It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!

My work here is done

Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

What’s a diddy?

It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol

It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!

My work here is done

Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me

My profile is a true reflection of me!

If that doesn’t frighten them off I like to lull them into a false sense of security on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a diddy?

It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol

It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!

My work here is done

Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me

My profile is a true reflection of me!

If that doesn’t frighten them off I like to lull them into a false sense of security on here!

I didn't doubt that it was

I can't imagine you frightening too many off

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Fit, mid 40's silver fox in training who also happens to be a bit of a geek and metalhead

Here only for giggles and flirting with friends old and new. Meets only in my mind's eye as a virus whose name shall not be mentioned has spoiled all my sexy plans for the foreseeable future

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Short, squishy female with ever changing hair colour. Easy going and apparently fun but I tend to care a bit too much. Ideally looking for a man whom I can submit too but failing that some company would be nice

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm not keen on advertising

My grandfather said

" if you are good enough they will find you"

Beyond that no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married bored wanting to find some fun In life again and try out some new stuff or even just chat and make friends.

Body of a god well more like a Buddha but I’m cuddly ha

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