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"Great I will bring the gin x" Yes! | |||
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"Does said gutter have wine? It's Friday after all " I have wine.... | |||
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"Dry and clean? What kind of gutter is that. I am not happy unless I am sat in filth" We make the filth....  | |||
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"Does said gutter have wine? It's Friday after all I have wine.... " Get in squidge over | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x" Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out  It's a bad Friday night. Please share? | |||
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"Does said gutter have wine? It's Friday after all " Of course | |||
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"Dry and clean? What kind of gutter is that. I am not happy unless I am sat in filth" We will find you some filth but you know, your in there with us, how much more filth can you get? | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap" Yeah course you did 
I require boobs to bury my face in | |||
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"Does said gutter have wine? It's Friday after all I have wine.... Get in squidge over " Squash in close | |||
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"Well for a change this is boob centric thread "Perfect! It's all about the boobs today | |||
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"Well for a change this is boob centric thread "It's odd.... Where are the men? Although booooobs! | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap Yeah course you did
I require boobs to bury my face in"I did. My phone is a pervert. | |||
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"Well for a change this is boob centric thread
It's odd.... Where are the men?
Although booooobs! "Can't go wrong with boobs | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap Yeah course you did
I require boobs to bury my face in
I did. My phone is a pervert. "Matches it's owner | |||
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"Oh I am definitely up for this... shift up a little and pass the cake
Her x" | |||
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"I don't like dry and clean, prefer wet and dirty "FFS! Okay, it's a filthy dirty, smelly gutter. That better? | |||
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"I don't like dry and clean, prefer wet and dirty "Wet and clean and dirty? | |||
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"I’d like to join you until my lunch break is over. "Would be a pretty awesome lunch break  | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share? "I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x | |||
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"Oh I am definitely up for this... shift up a little and pass the cake
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"I’d like to join you until my lunch break is over. "Always welcome gorgeous | |||
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"Filthy, dirty and wet but not smelly "I give up | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share?
I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x"I'm so very jealous right now. | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap" I volunteer | |||
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"Budge up.. "How about we save some space and I sit on your lap? | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap I volunteer "She's taken a quick toilet break, she'll be back shortly and very grateful for the lap I'm sure. | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share?
I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x"That sounds lovely | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap I volunteer "I'll take you. It. Your cock. Lap.  | |||
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"I’m tired of sorting out my inbox, time to let my hair down and join you girls in the gutter if there’s space "Always for you.... | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share?
I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x"Uhhhh great choice one of my fave flavours...Gin makes me happy for sure. | |||
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"I’m tired of sorting out my inbox, time to let my hair down and join you girls in the gutter if there’s space
Always for you....
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap I volunteer
I'll take you.
It. Your cock.
Lap. "You can take all three | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share?
I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x
Uhhhh great choice one of my fave flavours...Gin makes me happy for sure. "Happy to share | |||
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"I’m tired of sorting out my inbox, time to let my hair down and join you girls in the gutter if there’s space
Always for you....
you know I adore you "Back at you baby xx | |||
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"I’m tired of sorting out my inbox, time to let my hair down and join you girls in the gutter if there’s space "Always space for you gorgeous | |||
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"Great I will bring the gin x Oh please don't mention Gin, I've run out It's a bad Friday night. Please share?
I’ve just brought rhubarb and apple for tonight cheers x
Uhhhh great choice one of my fave flavours...Gin makes me happy for sure.
Happy to share " you are too kind.
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"I’m tired of sorting out my inbox, time to let my hair down and join you girls in the gutter if there’s space
Always space for you gorgeous "Awww thanks beautiful. | |||
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"I require a cock to sit on. Damn autocarrot. Lap. I meant lap I volunteer
I'll take you.
It. Your cock.
Lap.
You can take all three "Yes please  | |||
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"I'm trying to persuade Mrs KC to get in the gutter with me, but she's hard at work. So budge up and pass the gin! Mr KC" Tell her Sparkles has got her arse out and requires her hands to rest it in, usually does the trick
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? " They’ve all gone looking for Mr mystiques remote on the other thread | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? They’ve all gone looking for Mr mystiques remote on the other thread "I reckon his arse ate it | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? " Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening | |||
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"Oh cake , is there cake ? Yummy "Of course there's cake Taff, there's always cake when I'm about | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening" I really need to go to the shop | |||
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"Oh cake , is there cake ? Yummy "Yay! Taff..... You coming to the gutter with us? | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening" I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! | |||
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"I'm trying to persuade Mrs KC to get in the gutter with me, but she's hard at work. So budge up and pass the gin! Mr KC Tell her Sparkles has got her arse out and requires her hands to rest it in, usually does the trick
Welcome by the way "I'll pass the message on and tell her to come and hold onto your rear
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Mr KC | |||
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"I'm trying to persuade Mrs KC to get in the gutter with me, but she's hard at work. So budge up and pass the gin! Mr KC Tell her Sparkles has got her arse out and requires her hands to rest it in, usually does the trick
Welcome by the way "I'm lurking, my darling S and Sparkly lady, but still working | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! " I need some today but can give you a cwtch | |||
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"I'm trying to persuade Mrs KC to get in the gutter with me, but she's hard at work. So budge up and pass the gin! Mr KC Tell her Sparkles has got her arse out and requires her hands to rest it in, usually does the trick
Welcome by the way
I'm lurking, my darling S and Sparkly lady, but still working "Damn that pesky work  I'll keep my bum free for when your are finished we haven't had an orgy for a while | |||
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"Oh cake , is there cake ? Yummy
Of course there's cake Taff, there's always cake when I'm about "hurrah thats made me splendidly happy | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter so my body may aswell join "Yay!!! This makes me happy | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house "Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise | |||
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"I'm trying to persuade Mrs KC to get in the gutter with me, but she's hard at work. So budge up and pass the gin! Mr KC Tell her Sparkles has got her arse out and requires her hands to rest it in, usually does the trick
Welcome by the way
I'm lurking, my darling S and Sparkly lady, but still working
Damn that pesky work I'll keep my bum free for when your are finished we haven't had an orgy for a while "You will still have to be delicate with me, I'm still stitched | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter so my body may aswell join "Oooft
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch "Have a massive cwtch in return! | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house "Lol does the 6 people rule count here | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. " It's in sparkles pants I think | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise "No. We are pervy guests. She lied | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter so my body may aswell join
Yay!!! This makes me happy "As long as I can scooch up to you and _obbychick | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think "Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check? | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter so my body may aswell join
Yay!!! This makes me happy
As long as I can scooch up to you and _obbychick "Sounds good to me | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Lol does the 6 people rule count here "It's fine, we'll claim its a group sport and that's 30 people Mr KC | |||
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"Budge up..
How about we save some space and I sit on your lap? "Please do dont forget the apple pie  | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check? "Me? Oooh | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Lol does the 6 people rule count here "No the gutter is where we are looking for grouse | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
No. We are pervy guests. She lied "But we bring cake and gin | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter so my body may aswell join
Yay!!! This makes me happy
As long as I can scooch up to you and _obbychick "Oh most definitely....yes yes please | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
No. We are pervy guests. She lied
But we bring cake and gin "Hellooooo you | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch
Have a massive cwtch in return! "Life is better with boobie cwtches | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check? "Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right? | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do "You're such a giver | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch
Have a massive cwtch in return!
Life is better with boobie cwtches "True  | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch
Have a massive cwtch in return!
Life is better with boobie cwtches "It is! And we have good boobies for them! | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
No. We are pervy guests. She lied
But we bring cake and gin "It’s nice to see you not tied up this time in the gutter Cede | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver " I do try my best to be kind sometimes 
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch
Have a massive cwtch in return!
Life is better with boobie cwtches
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right? "I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right? | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
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But we bring cake and gin "Exactly! | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
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"Budge up..
How about we save some space and I sit on your lap?
Please do dont forget the apple pie "Okay, do you want it on a plate or will my naked body suffice? | |||
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"NSP and I have decided we want to go sit in the gutter for a bit, which of our fellow perves would Ike to come and join us? Plenty of room, it's dry and clean and has cake "You had me at cake but i’d have been more intruiged at creampie | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right? "On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped  | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?"I've already got you for testing..... | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped "I was going to use my teeth.... | |||
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"Room for one more to squeeze in your gutter? "Well always for you | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing..... "Is this like covid or is getting a test easy here? | |||
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"Did we kill all the excitement? Where is everyone? Still here going to pour a glass of wine and in for the evening I'm not doing wine but I'm in for the evening! I need some today but can give you a cwtch
Have a massive cwtch in return!
Life is better with boobie cwtches
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Those are epic boobs for boobie cwtches "As are yours my lovely | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing.....
Is this like covid or is getting a test easy here?"Gobby has the line..... She's pretty thorough but everyone can join it | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing.....
Is this like covid or is getting a test easy here?
Gobby has the line..... She's pretty thorough but everyone can join it"Thats grand, i’ll get myself lined up & 2m apart! | |||
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"Room for one more to squeeze in your gutter?
Well always for you "Just checking it wasn't already full. In that case I'll slide in | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing..... "I hope this is a very thorough full body test | |||
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"Room for one more to squeeze in your gutter?
Well always for you
Just checking it wasn't already full. In that case I'll slide in"Please do | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped
I was going to use my teeth.... "Sounds like a plan  we could take a leg each | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
No. We are pervy guests. She lied
But we bring cake and gin
It’s nice to see you not tied up this time in the gutter Cede"All the better to grope you with - I mean pass you a glass of gin of course | |||
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"Room for one more to squeeze in your gutter?
Well always for you
Just checking it wasn't already full. In that case I'll slide in
Please do "Anywhere in particular or just wherever isn't already taken? | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing.....
I hope this is a very thorough full body test"I'm very thorough indeed | |||
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"Room for one more to squeeze in your gutter?
Well always for you
Just checking it wasn't already full. In that case I'll slide in
Please do
Anywhere in particular or just wherever isn't already taken? "Just slide in next yo someone and offer your lap | |||
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"I’m so late to the gutter party!!! Still room for me or is every lap already taken "You can sit on my lap
Or just grab some gin with me
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"I’m so late to the gutter party!!! Still room for me or is every lap already taken "Just got here myself. Following NSP's advice I can offer my lap | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped
I was going to use my teeth....
Sounds like a plan we could take a leg each "Shall I just lay back and let you two crack on? | |||
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"I’m so late to the gutter party!!! Still room for me or is every lap already taken "Mine is free!!! | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped
I was going to use my teeth....
Sounds like a plan we could take a leg each
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped
I was going to use my teeth....
Sounds like a plan we could take a leg each
Shall I just lay back and let you two crack on?
Obvs "Okay | |||
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"I appear to have lost my mind. I suspect it's down there with you. If you find it let me know and I will come down and get it. It's in sparkles pants I think
Probably. Wanna help me take them off and check?
Yes, yes I do! You were asking me, right?
I'm sure you and NSP can help together, the more hands the better right?
On it like sonic , they weren't expensive were they, y'know just incase they get ripped
I was going to use my teeth....
Sounds like a plan we could take a leg each
Shall I just lay back and let you two crack on? "I guess that's one option, or you could tell us where else we should 'look', just incase we missed it | |||
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"I was in at cake
Lu "I may be covered in apple pie soon, not quite the same but welcome to join | |||
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"I was in at cake
Lu "Come sit with me Lu..... | |||
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"My mind is often in the gutter so the rest of me may as well join it. " Always | |||
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"I’m so late to the gutter party!!! Still room for me or is every lap already taken "Jump aboard | |||
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"Room for another? I've got wine but no cake however I can offer a lap to sit on and a filthy mind "Always room for more.... Especially filthy minded and with wine. | |||
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"Can we form a line of “hunks galore” please. I’ll volunteer to test them out before I let them in it’s the least I can do
You're such a giver
I do try my best to be kind sometimes
This is purely not for my benefit at all
Where does this line of 'hunks galore' start?
I've already got you for testing.....
Is this like covid or is getting a test easy here?
Gobby has the line..... She's pretty thorough but everyone can join it"I’ll be sure to check out how well everything looks and works | |||
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"I live there permanently- you're in my house
Hehe! Sorry about that, but we are good guests, promise
No. We are pervy guests. She lied
But we bring cake and gin
It’s nice to see you not tied up this time in the gutter Cede
All the better to grope you with - I mean pass you a glass of gin of course "I don’t mind either | |||
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"I’m so late to the gutter party!!! Still room for me or is every lap already taken
Jump aboard "I won’t say no to your lap handsome x | |||
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"We're both in now, work finished for the time being. Where's the gutter gone and can we descend into it please?! "Did you bring alcohol and cake? | |||
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"We're both in now, work finished for the time being. Where's the gutter gone and can we descend into it please?!
Did you bring alcohol and cake? "Mr KC has the gin, I have the Guu. Or some choccy digestives | |||
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"We're both in now, work finished for the time being. Where's the gutter gone and can we descend into it please?! "Woohoo!!!! I kept my arse just for you gorgeous | |||
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"I’ll sit in the corner of the gutter and set up the bar and watch the fun "No corners for you Mr, let's have an orgy!!! | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both "I've got cake and kisses to swap.... | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap.... "I'm there in a jiffy
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got? "Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter "Stick your bum in here too | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you "They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you
They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already "That's the aim..... Make you dribble | |||
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"My mind is always in the gutter
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"I’ll sit in the corner of the gutter and set up the bar and watch the fun
No corners for you Mr, let's have an orgy!!! "Aha am I banned from the corners tonight then
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No you won't.... "Hey Miss NSP
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you
They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already
That's the aim..... Make you dribble "Oh my more like a gusher here | |||
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No corners for you Mr, let's have an orgy!!!
Aha am I banned from the corners tonight then
Ooo that sounds fun be haven’t had one for awhile "No we haven't shall I sit on your lap to start this show? | |||
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No corners for you Mr, let's have an orgy!!!
Aha am I banned from the corners tonight then
Ooo that sounds fun be haven’t had one for awhile
No we haven't shall I sit on your lap to start this show? "You know my lap is always available to you miss sparkles
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No you won't....
Hey Miss NSP
Is that set up the bar or watch the fun? X"Sit in the corner.... You're front and centre today! | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you
They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already
That's the aim..... Make you dribble
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No you won't....
Hey Miss NSP
Is that set up the bar or watch the fun? X
Sit in the corner.... You're front and centre today! "As you wish
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you
They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already
That's the aim..... Make you dribble
Oh my more like a gusher here
Oooh how handy.... Me too " I'll race you, first to drench the other one wins | |||
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No you won't....
Hey Miss NSP
Is that set up the bar or watch the fun? X
Sit in the corner.... You're front and centre today!
As you wish
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"I’ll sit in the corner of the gutter and set up the bar and watch the fun
No corners for you Mr, let's have an orgy!!!
Aha am I banned from the corners tonight then
Ooo that sounds fun be haven’t had one for awhile
No we haven't shall I sit on your lap to start this show?
You know my lap is always available to you miss sparkles
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both I've got cake and kisses to swap.... I'm there in a jiffy I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got? Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already That's the aim..... Make you dribble Oh my more like a gusher here Oooh how handy.... Me too " I'll race you, first to drench the other one wins " I never lose at that game | |||
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"My mind has been there most of the day, it would be fullish not to join it lol I have whisky which I'll swap for cake or kisses, preferably both
I've got cake and kisses to swap....
I'm there in a jiffy
I'm all about the kisses now but, out of interest, what cake have you got?
Coffee, carrot, lemon and Victoria sponge. But I'll make something special for you
They all sound to die for but that something special has my mouth watering already
That's the aim..... Make you dribble
Oh my more like a gusher here
Oooh how handy.... Me too "I hope there’s room for me. I’m off work soon and I’d like a lap to sit on and something to hold onto. . | |||
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