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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were a dictator of a small country, what crazy dictator things would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gosh, I would have to be leader of naked town, everyone needs to be naked and sex is not taboo. Order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gosh, I would have to be leader of naked town, everyone needs to be naked and sex is not taboo. Order!"

Is sex taboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has 3rd Tuesday of the month, afternoon off to pay homage to mother nature, and at the end, a game of bingo, 1 line, 2 line, full house prizes are to be sacraficed in a Madonna video style ritual

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Buy a fuck load of shoes and stash them in a wardrobe for a few years until my ropey husband gets toppled from power and my shoe allowance dwindles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gosh, I would have to be leader of naked town, everyone needs to be naked and sex is not taboo. Order!

Is sex taboo "

It is in some dictatorships.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start off by dictating that everyone who receives a photo from someone must send one back, regardless of whether they find the person appealing. Otherwise they're not allowed to play anymore.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I would love this Job

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Buy a fuck load of shoes and stash them in a wardrobe for a few years until my ropey husband gets toppled from power and my shoe allowance dwindles."

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan
over a year ago

Harlow

Ensure everyone dresses the same. Hopefully a warm climate so often nothing at all

Bannish over endowed men ( don't want to be put to shame)

My 12 birthdays celebrated with lavish party's

Invade USA ( & raise the flag)

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa

Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Make Taco Tuesdays mandatory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make everyone wear pink and I'd wear black, just because....

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country "

Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country

Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it!

You dictate your country...not mine

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

This quote sums it up: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely shoot boring people who asked dull questions.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country

Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it!

You dictate your country...not mine

But my lust for power needs to spread! I'm talking intergalactic!

I think I might be letting the power go to my head

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a big list , for when I get this job but top 3 are:

make it law everyone works or contributes in some way even prisoners.

Get rid of NHS and state schools, they are too smelly.

Use the army more , police are too soft. Start by firing missiles into those little boats that keep bringing illegals in , obviously make sure no one is in them first. If you blow up the boats they will stop doing it , it’s not rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s definitely rocket science to fire missiles into a small boat

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Everyone has to call me Supreme Leader

Build statues of myself in every village/town/city

It would be the Dictator movie essentially!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"It’s definitely rocket science to fire missiles into a small boat

Arnold Schwarzenegger could do it , he doesn’t have a degree even. You just point the thing (in the right direction) and press play, I saw it in Commando. Maybe it was Sylvestre Stallone , but the point is still valid.

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Would act same as Josip Broz Tito

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Oh sheet! There’d be a limit to 100 people in my country, 1 house per 100 acres and everyone must grow crops and rear animals. Then we all share!

Oh and everything’s thatched.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

Dear lord..... I’m sorry but there’s a line. You’ve crossed it, get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd start off by dictating that everyone who receives a photo from someone must send one back, regardless of whether they find the person appealing. Otherwise they're not allowed to play anymore."

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a ban on texting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it mandatory that you cannot wear clothes to any bar or club on a Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has to bring me cake every Friday, Togas are mandatory for everyone, Three day working week, A third tap in every household, specifically for gin, everyone drinks gin.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Get all Scottish women pretending to be a queen, then give them a right spanking..x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get all Scottish women pretending to be a queen, then give them a right spanking..x"

I won’t be coming to your country either then

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Get all Scottish women pretending to be a queen, then give them a right spanking..x

I won’t be coming to your country either then"

Awww chicken

I’ve got soft leather strap

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol"

Don't care my rules, then nobody will ever have to ask me if I match ever again

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol

Don't care my rules, then nobody will ever have to ask me if I match ever again "

Would bright red be ok

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger

Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol

Don't care my rules, then nobody will ever have to ask me if I match ever again

Would bright red be ok"

All shades of red will be allowed

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All the women have to wear tight jeans and knee high boots in the daytime. After sunset, they have to wear stockings, suspenders and high heels.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"If you were a dictator of a small country, what crazy dictator things would you do?"

Taxs the rich good school for everyone 4 day working on week.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Ban clothes

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

First order of the day would be to take my nation mobile, have everyone strap together ALL the boats, we would set off and chase the sun across the oceans always staying in a nice warm part of the world. In time as supplies dwindle we would begin plundering rich coastlines for sugary foods(cake would be highly prized and bring great honour to your house), any cruise ship we come across would be boarded and added to my great nation. Oh and Thursday's would always be naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate would be free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in a small country with a dictator once... it was quite scary.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Chopping the feet off of anyone caught wearing flip flops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sheet! There’d be a limit to 100 people in my country, 1 house per 100 acres and everyone must grow crops and rear animals. Then we all share!

Oh and everything’s thatched. "

I'm moving in

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d put a stop to women having driving licences, road safety would be a priority in my country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d put a stop to women having driving licences, road safety would be a priority in my country. "

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