FabSwingers.com forum: Women of Fab..........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All say something really stupid.

Men love stupid women ........

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to who ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Coronavirus is a hoax

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men love stupid vag....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

[Removed by poster at 17/09/20 22:24:19]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is flat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Men don't like boobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What shall I say

Granny?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Who stole my vagina and replaced it with a penis!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just dropped a jar of honey on my foot and broke my big toe stupid?

Or I married a serial killer stupid?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who stole my vagina and replaced it with a penis!"

Mother nature

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Carol Baskin is innocent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What shall I say

Granny?"

You're okay to flutter your eyelashes and giggle ........

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon is made of cheese

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

And they love us

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What shall I say

Granny?

You're okay to flutter your eyelashes and giggle ........"

Thankyou xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just dropped a jar of honey on my foot and broke my big toe stupid?

Or I married a serial killer stupid?

mmmmmmm just I can't wire a plug stupid.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

And you thought your 25m swim badge would never be appreciated lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need the off side rule in the game of football explained time and time again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where do farts come from?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

*SOME men

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

Too sensible for your own good. You'll never get sex with that attitude.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Where do farts come from?"

Men's minds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where do farts come from?

Men's minds"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vag is 14 inches

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"According to who ?"

What's it got to to with Health?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

And they love us"

In the words of ting ting - me love you long time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent 4 messages to woman i

was attracted too why havnt i had a response

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men want more than sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty nose now

"
you have a cold?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I sent 4 messages to woman i

was attracted too why havnt i had a response "

Because you fart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh I tried really hard GC, but I just can't do it!

Does that mean no cockage for me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh I tried really hard GC, but I just can't do it!

Does that mean no cockage for me?

Just keep waving your lampshade and your MENSA certificate. You'll be okay

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now

Blow it then silly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now

Blow it then silly

He would if he was flexible enough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out. "

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly "

I use the new plastic ones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My cup of tea is hot. No one warned me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Do men like being rimmed?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly

I use the new plastic ones"

Oooooo. I’ve seen them in the pet shop. Noisy parrot was giving another parrot a piggyback on one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My cup of tea is hot. No one warned me

Sometimes I worry about letting you out but the men will find that cute.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

You could take my man juice any time, js.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

"I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom. "

Is this along with the 710 cap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?!

Yep. but you can get one from Love Honey and if you're gonna get one get a big one.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom.

Is this along with the 710 cap

Exactly! Never bothered checking what that’s about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?!

Yep. but you can get one from Love Honey and if you're gonna get one get a big one..... "

*Googling

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..!

No nerve hit, mine are damaged anyway

Twas all tongue in cheek, like the chin warmer masks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..!

No nerve hit, mine are damaged anyway

Twas all tongue in cheek, like the chin warmer masks

Delighted to hear it. Peace and love

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who messaged me today read my profile and fitted what I wanted.

Not 1 single unsolicited dick pic was sent and nobody asked me to fuck them in the next hour because they was in the area for work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

The age of romance isn't dead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

"I don't need the off side rule in the game of football explained time and time again

dont worry most refs dont understand them

as for var lets not go there unless you have cut your big toe nails

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all here for interesting conversation

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

All men are straight. My friend Brian said so

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen is an alien reptile... and princess Diana was killed by the government... 5g phone networks create covid19 outbreaks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

When i first joined fab someone messaged and asked if i had a camels toe. I had no idea what he meant so rather than not reply i told him no but thought i was maybe getting a bunion.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"All say something really stupid.

Men love stupid women ........

I am living proof that they don't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im blonde. The end

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand how to do DIY

#truedumbfact

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do my tits look big in this ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Everyone who messaged me today read my profile and fitted what I wanted.

Not 1 single unsolicited dick pic was sent and nobody asked me to fuck them in the next hour because they was in the area for work"

It's always in a lorry cab..... where are the Bentleys when you want one ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread