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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to thursday nights double team special with guest co host kinky couple.....

Have you seen the TV show Lucifer?...

We would like to ask our fellow nocturnalers what do you truly desire tonight?...

What ever it is let us know here...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Greetings fabulous Fabbers! Roll up, pour yourself a tumbler of your favourite drink and tell us? What is it you truly desire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow job but that isn’t going to happen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A blow job but that isn’t going to happen "

Congratulations Breadless, you win FirstFace tonight

Hope you can find a way to get your desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blow job but that isn’t going to happen

Congratulations Breadless, you win FirstFace tonight

Hope you can find a way to get your desires "

Thank you and to yourselves and the OP

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Greetings fabulous Fabbers! Roll up, pour yourself a tumbler of your favourite drink and tell us? What is it you truly desire? "

Good evening KC

I truly desire a large slice of cheese cake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A blow job but that isn’t going to happen "

Good evening breadless....its still only 10 pm.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone"

Good evening Bill, that's what the nocturnal thread is for - chew our ears off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone"

Howdy wildbill....I hope you manage to find that someone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hot

Hello kinky

Hello

Hello everyone else

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings fabulous Fabbers! Roll up, pour yourself a tumbler of your favourite drink and tell us? What is it you truly desire?

Good evening KC

I truly desire a large slice of cheese cake "

Guu, Ash?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal. "

Good evening Saffron....would there be wifi and a Gregg's within walking distance?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello hot

Hello kinky

Hello

Hello everyone else "

Hello Sam....what do you truly desire tonight?.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal. "

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Greetings fabulous Fabbers! Roll up, pour yourself a tumbler of your favourite drink and tell us? What is it you truly desire?

Good evening KC

I truly desire a large slice of cheese cake

Guu, Ash?! "

Strawberry cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone

Good evening Bill, that's what the nocturnal thread is for - chew our ears off "

Often until the early hours

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Good evening Saffron....would there be wifi and a Gregg's within walking distance?... "

WiFi, greggs and amazon delivery Ash always I cant run out of gin!!!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone

Good evening Bill, that's what the nocturnal thread is for - chew our ears off

Often until the early hours "

its 4 in the afternoon here, why do fitted sheets don't fit!?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be? "

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here. "

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here. "

Hola mi amor....I can always tell some jokes

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over a year ago


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?! "

Hello lovely.

Its been ok thank you.

Right now my deepest desire is a double chocolate magnum.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy ya'll, lucifer -no , have a light hearted conversation with someone

Good evening Bill, that's what the nocturnal thread is for - chew our ears off

Often until the early hours its 4 in the afternoon here, why do fitted sheets don't fit!? "

Bill, you must always by the right size and never double glove

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss "

I would like a couple of sheep but Lorna isn't so keen on the idea!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ......here come the elephants

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

I would like a couple of sheep but Lorna isn't so keen on the idea!"

Where exactly are you planning on putting these sheep

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss "

Oooooo we used to keep chickens, they are very funny things and great pets! We know a rescue in the vicinity of Manchester where you can rescue ex battery hens, if you wanted to know. Your plan sounds like heaven on Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?!

Hello lovely.

Its been ok thank you.

Right now my deepest desire is a double chocolate magnum. "

Oooooft, Magnums are a sexy ice cream on a stick

Glad your day has been good!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?!

Hello lovely.

Its been ok thank you.

Right now my deepest desire is a double chocolate magnum. "

One double magnum coming right up..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello Mrs KC. I desire you

Cuppa on the way

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hot

Hello kinky

Hello

Hello everyone else

Hello Sam....what do you truly desire tonight?..... "

A sticky toffee muffin

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in. "

Good evening Cats

Good luck with the scrabble tonight!...

Who normally wins when you play?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in. "

Good evening Cats, we're jolly splendid here, thank you! My darling S is just brewing up, would you like one?

Hope your blanket fort doesn't collapse, 'else you'll have to Scrabble around to escape.......

(I'll get my coat )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?!

Hello lovely.

Its been ok thank you.

Right now my deepest desire is a double chocolate magnum.

One double magnum coming right up.. "

But we don't have any

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Mrs KC. I desire you

Cuppa on the way

Mr KC"

Why, Mr KC (aka the sexiest, most fuckable guy in the world), welcome to the Late Late Nocturnal Thread

Cats put an order in for a brew or two, would you oblige, my darling?

I desire another shower

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Mrs KC. I desire you

Cuppa on the way

Mr KC"

Good evening Mr KC...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello hot

Hello kinky

Hello

Hello everyone else

Hello Sam....what do you truly desire tonight?.....

A sticky toffee muffin "

I hope you manage to find such a muffin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, evening KC!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"evening all. Its rather quiet in here.

Good evening Lorna! How's your day been?

Tell us, what is it you truly desire?!

Hello lovely.

Its been ok thank you.

Right now my deepest desire is a double chocolate magnum.

One double magnum coming right up..

But we don't have any "

I found one in the freezer....I nearly have frost bite on my hands now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello hot

Hello kinky

Hello

Hello everyone else

Hello Sam....what do you truly desire tonight?.....

A sticky toffee muffin

I hope you manage to find such a muffin.... "

Tender Sam, are you fresh out of sticky?!

How the devil are you this fine evening?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening KC! "

Good evening Midnight

What do you desire tonight?....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash, evening KC! "

Good evening Midnight and welcome to the Thursday nocturnal thread. Would you like to tell us your deepest, darkest desires?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

Oooooo we used to keep chickens, they are very funny things and great pets! We know a rescue in the vicinity of Manchester where you can rescue ex battery hens, if you wanted to know. Your plan sounds like heaven on Earth "

My best mate has moved to rural France and has chickens and goats.. they’re pure magic!!! I love spending time out there.

Not sure suburban south Manchester residents would aporeciate chickens in my garden.. I need to work harder and get the move planned sooner!!! The mutts will be gutted

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

I would like a couple of sheep but Lorna isn't so keen on the idea!

Where exactly are you planning on putting these sheep "

On the front lawn

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Evening Ash. Just annoying Mrs KC by not actually lurking for once.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

Oooooo we used to keep chickens, they are very funny things and great pets! We know a rescue in the vicinity of Manchester where you can rescue ex battery hens, if you wanted to know. Your plan sounds like heaven on Earth

My best mate has moved to rural France and has chickens and goats.. they’re pure magic!!! I love spending time out there.

Not sure suburban south Manchester residents would aporeciate chickens in my garden.. I need to work harder and get the move planned sooner!!! The mutts will be gutted "

You can keep lady chickens in suburbia - we did! It's only the boys that are vocal and fucking irritating Even being ex batts, they lay eggs still too!

Mr KC is lurking somewhere - the chickens were his things and now he wants quails

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

Oooooo we used to keep chickens, they are very funny things and great pets! We know a rescue in the vicinity of Manchester where you can rescue ex battery hens, if you wanted to know. Your plan sounds like heaven on Earth

My best mate has moved to rural France and has chickens and goats.. they’re pure magic!!! I love spending time out there.

Not sure suburban south Manchester residents would aporeciate chickens in my garden.. I need to work harder and get the move planned sooner!!! The mutts will be gutted "

Do you watch escape to the chateaux on C4?...Its about Brits moving to France...I think you would like it....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Oooh evening all

I desire a home in a field that represents my peace of mind with my animals and simple living where news doesn’t matter and money isn’t a goal.

Saffron, your deepest, darkest desires may well come true - what animals do have and where would you like your sanctuary to be?

Currently have 4 mutts but want chickens, goats, pigs and alpacas!! I want the full crazy animal life.. preferably in Anglesey surrounded by fields and Forrest!! Pure bliss

Oooooo we used to keep chickens, they are very funny things and great pets! We know a rescue in the vicinity of Manchester where you can rescue ex battery hens, if you wanted to know. Your plan sounds like heaven on Earth

My best mate has moved to rural France and has chickens and goats.. they’re pure magic!!! I love spending time out there.

Not sure suburban south Manchester residents would aporeciate chickens in my garden.. I need to work harder and get the move planned sooner!!! The mutts will be gutted

You can keep lady chickens in suburbia - we did! It's only the boys that are vocal and fucking irritating Even being ex batts, they lay eggs still too!

Mr KC is lurking somewhere - the chickens were his things and now he wants quails "

Ah Jesus!!! Don’t tell me this!!! I’ve a decent sized garden and a ridiculous belief I can organise and build shiz that’s way beyond my capabilities now I NEED chickens!!!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. Just annoying Mrs KC by not actually lurking for once. "

It's nice to see on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I loved my chickens! We had four. Get a decent chicken house, get a run, I'm soft so they got the run of the garden too.

Plus they get super affectionate if you are the chief chicken 3

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I loved my chickens! We had four. Get a decent chicken house, get a run, I'm soft so they got the run of the garden too.

Plus they get super affectionate if you are the chief chicken 3"

Mr KC is a bit rusty on his emojis. Saffron, he sent a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

Good evening Cats

Good luck with the scrabble tonight!...

Who normally wins when you play?"

Sadly she does every single time. No idea what witchcraft it is, but it’s something!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

Good evening Cats

Good luck with the scrabble tonight!...

Who normally wins when you play?

Sadly she does every single time. No idea what witchcraft it is, but it’s something! "

I will pray for your victory tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

Good evening Cats, we're jolly splendid here, thank you! My darling S is just brewing up, would you like one?

Hope your blanket fort doesn't collapse, 'else you'll have to Scrabble around to escape.......

(I'll get my coat ) "

After that terrible joke, I deserve a cuppa!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

Good evening Cats, we're jolly splendid here, thank you! My darling S is just brewing up, would you like one?

Hope your blanket fort doesn't collapse, 'else you'll have to Scrabble around to escape.......

(I'll get my coat )

After that terrible joke, I deserve a cuppa! "

Why, thank you

Mr KC is sending e-tea up to you both now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening KC!

Good evening Midnight

What do you desire tonight?...."

I'd like Lorna to sing me a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening KC!

Good evening Midnight and welcome to the Thursday nocturnal thread. Would you like to tell us your deepest, darkest desires? "

Blimey, on a first date

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Rose, fellow nocturnalist! Do you fancy a Fab? Mr KC is good at pampering, he washed my hair this morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash, evening KC!

Good evening Midnight and welcome to the Thursday nocturnal thread. Would you like to tell us your deepest, darkest desires?

Blimey, on a first date "

Well, we could start with just the basics and work our way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Kinky

How’re you guys tonight?

What I desire at this very moment is to beat my friend at scrabble, for someone to make me a cuppa and for a big fluffy blanket to duvet fort in.

Good evening Cats, we're jolly splendid here, thank you! My darling S is just brewing up, would you like one?

Hope your blanket fort doesn't collapse, 'else you'll have to Scrabble around to escape.......

(I'll get my coat )

After that terrible joke, I deserve a cuppa!

Why, thank you

Mr KC is sending e-tea up to you both now "

Well aren’t you a delight thank you!! X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. "

Good evening Rose....

We have some lovely Lasagne Lorna made for dinner if you'd like some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently.

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Rose, fellow nocturnalist! Do you fancy a Fab? Mr KC is good at pampering, he washed my hair this morning "

You lucky lady!

I always fancy fancying;-)

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. "

fancy as in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently.

Good evening Rose....

We have some lovely Lasagne Lorna made for dinner if you'd like some "

As my son said to me.. homemade is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?"

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently.

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Rose, fellow nocturnalist! Do you fancy a Fab? Mr KC is good at pampering, he washed my hair this morning

You lucky lady!

I always fancy fancying;-)"

Well, you are very fanciable, Rose

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx"

Hello Nurse! Are we right in saying you have some time off from your visits at the moment?

Do you have any burning desires you'd like to share with the nocturnal crew?!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !"

hi yourself, chile verde, qaucomole, some queso and chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !"

I make a mean paella.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella. "

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella. "

Sounds like a feast combined with Bills offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently.

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening Rose, fellow nocturnalist! Do you fancy a Fab? Mr KC is good at pampering, he washed my hair this morning

You lucky lady!

I always fancy fancying;-)

Well, you are very fanciable, Rose "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening KC!

Good evening Midnight and welcome to the Thursday nocturnal thread. Would you like to tell us your deepest, darkest desires?

Blimey, on a first date

Well, we could start with just the basics and work our way up "

A deep massage would be lovely right about now.. My neck is making proper clicky noises

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx"

Good evening nurse.....

What do you truly desire tonight?...

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Good evening nurse.....

What do you truly desire tonight?... "

A good night's sleep lol. How about you? Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies! "

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Sounds like a feast combined with Bills offering "

mine was take-out home made is much better

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash, evening KC!

Good evening Midnight and welcome to the Thursday nocturnal thread. Would you like to tell us your deepest, darkest desires?

Blimey, on a first date

Well, we could start with just the basics and work our way up

A deep massage would be lovely right about now.. My neck is making proper clicky noises "

Delegating to Mr KC, he gives very lovely massages

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Hello Nurse! Are we right in saying you have some time off from your visits at the moment?

Do you have any burning desires you'd like to share with the nocturnal crew?! "

Back in tomorrow but been visiting all day. So just some down time will do lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both? "

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies! "

Good evening peach

I do hope your pains go away x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on. "

I'm a lucky man..lorna really is an amazing chef...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on. "

Lorna, the four of us would so definitely get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on.

Lorna, the four of us would so definitely get on "

Sounds divine. Paired with some Spanish wine and fine gin for Lorna

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older "

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Good evening nurse.....

What do you truly desire tonight?...

A good night's sleep lol. How about you? Xx"

I hope your wish will be granted....

I desire some more warm sunshine tomorrow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please! "

Preston-ish isn't far from KC Towers, we can almost certainly offer a socially distanced snuggle to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening perverts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Hello Nurse! Are we right in saying you have some time off from your visits at the moment?

Do you have any burning desires you'd like to share with the nocturnal crew?!

Back in tomorrow but been visiting all day. So just some down time will do lol xx"

Well Nurse, before you're back on shift tomorrow, definitely find some 'you' time and try to chill, you deserve it

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Good evening nurse.....

What do you truly desire tonight?...

A good night's sleep lol. How about you? Xx

I hope your wish will be granted....

I desire some more warm sunshine tomorrow "

Aww nice. Not too much sun though as I'm working lol. A night's sleep without weird dreams will be good xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening perverts "

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Mr KC

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please!

Preston-ish isn't far from KC Towers, we can almost certainly offer a socially distanced snuggle to cheer you up "

Aw thank you! Can I squeeze in the middle please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on.

Lorna, the four of us would so definitely get on "

I think you might be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello duo

I desire some fancy food. And someone to brush my hair slowly and gently. fancy as in?

Something different to what I normally eat perhaps hi !

I make a mean paella.

Ooooooh! Meat based or fish based? Or both?

Meat as if I put fish in it I might kill Ash!

I also make Spanish omelette, Lentellas, patatas braves and croquettes de Jamon.

I'm feeling a girly tapas evening coming on.

Lorna, the four of us would so definitely get on

Sounds divine. Paired with some Spanish wine and fine gin for Lorna "

Absolutely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening perverts

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Mr KC"

Sorry no offence ment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening perverts

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Mr KC"

Deary me, Mr KC doesn't know the ropes (he's usually a whizz with the ropes )

Good evening Wonko! Happy Thursday evening to you. Do you have any desires you'd like to share?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and kinky couple xx

Hello Nurse! Are we right in saying you have some time off from your visits at the moment?

Do you have any burning desires you'd like to share with the nocturnal crew?!

Back in tomorrow but been visiting all day. So just some down time will do lol xx

Well Nurse, before you're back on shift tomorrow, definitely find some 'you' time and try to chill, you deserve it "

Ahh thanks. 10 minutes me time then bed I think lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening perverts

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Mr KC

Deary me, Mr KC doesn't know the ropes (he's usually a whizz with the ropes )

Good evening Wonko! Happy Thursday evening to you. Do you have any desires you'd like to share? "

Best not don't want to offend anyone else

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening perverts

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Mr KC

Deary me, Mr KC doesn't know the ropes (he's usually a whizz with the ropes )

Good evening Wonko! Happy Thursday evening to you. Do you have any desires you'd like to share?

Best not don't want to offend anyone else "

Wonko, no one is offended, my friend. Mr KC is most definitely a pervert, but the best sort

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening peach

I do hope your pains go away x"

Thanks lovely - I’m sure it will! Very impressed by Lorna’s culinary skills too - you’re a lucky chap Ash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders off *

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please!

Preston-ish isn't far from KC Towers, we can almost certainly offer a socially distanced snuggle to cheer you up

Aw thank you! Can I squeeze in the middle please? "

Oh - that wasn’t a come on - I just like snuggles!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please!

Preston-ish isn't far from KC Towers, we can almost certainly offer a socially distanced snuggle to cheer you up

Aw thank you! Can I squeeze in the middle please?

Oh - that wasn’t a come on - I just like snuggles! "

You can squeeze whatever you like, Peachy! What's a squishy snuggle between Fab friends

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening Peachy! Nice to see you on the nocturnal thread tonight. Shall we wire some chocolate, painkillers and a box set to help with your period pain? Apparently it can get worse as you get older

Yeah - remember how crap it was when your periods first started? It’s like that again! Unfortunately your mum isn’t there to look after you this time though!

And please wire away! Can you post a hug in there too? A nice long cosy one please!

Preston-ish isn't far from KC Towers, we can almost certainly offer a socially distanced snuggle to cheer you up

Aw thank you! Can I squeeze in the middle please?

Oh - that wasn’t a come on - I just like snuggles!

You can squeeze whatever you like, Peachy! What's a squishy snuggle between Fab friends "

Thank you!

Going to try to get some sleep now though - night night everyone! xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Eeeevening folks! Where's the boobies?

* walks out *

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eeeevening folks! Where's the boobies?

* walks out *"

Good evening _hav02 and welcome to our desires special nocturnal thread. Blue footed boobies? You'd need to go to the Galápagos Islands

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening peach

I do hope your pains go away x

Thanks lovely - I’m sure it will! Very impressed by Lorna’s culinary skills too - you’re a lucky chap Ash! "

I really am in so many different ways

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Eeeevening folks! Where's the boobies?

* walks out *"

Good evening bhav......do you desire boobies tonight?....(.) (.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Kinky. Hope you’re all well?

Loved the series - watched every episode.

At the moment my desires are simple - for this shitty period pain to go away and never come back - ever!

Periods should just sod off when you’ve had enough babies!

Good evening peach

I do hope your pains go away x

Thanks lovely - I’m sure it will! Very impressed by Lorna’s culinary skills too - you’re a lucky chap Ash!

I really am in so many different ways "

I love cooking for you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening "

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening "

Good evening super Martyn!...I'm doing super...Had a lovely day with my mum..

What do you desire on this fine Thursday night?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

"

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat "

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle. "

We do apologise, lovely lady

Here, have some more e-tea in compensation for the most heinous error of judgment

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us? "

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps. "

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

"

Peace and good will go all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle.

We do apologise, lovely lady

Here, have some more e-tea in compensation for the most heinous error of judgment "

Haha, it’s fine. Mr Cats never posts, so it’s always just little old me

E-tea suits me down to the ground! X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Failing that - a blowjob would be nice, from a lady of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires? "

Congratulation on finding your someone special

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all. "

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

Congratulation on finding your someone special "

Awww thank you i really appreciate that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all.

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize "

I've already got one of them.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires? "

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle.

We do apologise, lovely lady

Here, have some more e-tea in compensation for the most heinous error of judgment

Haha, it’s fine. Mr Cats never posts, so it’s always just little old me

E-tea suits me down to the ground! X"

Mr KC never posted until tonight, he just popped his forum cherry on this special occasion

More e-tea to Stirling.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all.

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize

I've already got one of them. "

Hey Chunky *waves* Thank you for joining us and sharing your desires. Chunky hugs would almost certainly calm the world down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle.

We do apologise, lovely lady

Here, have some more e-tea in compensation for the most heinous error of judgment

Haha, it’s fine. Mr Cats never posts, so it’s always just little old me

E-tea suits me down to the ground! X

Mr KC never posted until tonight, he just popped his forum cherry on this special occasion

More e-tea to Stirling....... "

Trust me, I’ll never say no to tea

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all.

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize

I've already got one of them.

Hey Chunky *waves* Thank you for joining us and sharing your desires. Chunky hugs would almost certainly calm the world down "

Funny you say that, as i was thinking exactly the same thing.

I must do to the next meeting of the UN.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds "

I know right so Lucky its unreal just how much

Oh no thats never a great thing bless, hopfully you can get better and all will be ok but just think of all the making up you can do together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello fellow nocturnalites I'm going to be boring and wish for an easy night at work

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Got my ass handed to me at scrabble. Four games and she skint me every time. Your prayers didn’t work Ash

Time to build that duvet fort and drown your sorrows, Mr Cat

Mrs Cat tah

I was playing my bestie. My hubby was at home binge watching Man in the High Castle.

We do apologise, lovely lady

Here, have some more e-tea in compensation for the most heinous error of judgment

Haha, it’s fine. Mr Cats never posts, so it’s always just little old me

E-tea suits me down to the ground! X

Mr KC never posted until tonight, he just popped his forum cherry on this special occasion

More e-tea to Stirling.......

Trust me, I’ll never say no to tea "

Nor me! Mr KC is an excellent churner-outerer of lots of tea!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"hello fellow nocturnalites I'm going to be boring and wish for an easy night at work"

Good evening hard rock....I hope you have that easy night at work tonight...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all.

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize

I've already got one of them.

Hey Chunky *waves* Thank you for joining us and sharing your desires. Chunky hugs would almost certainly calm the world down

Funny you say that, as i was thinking exactly the same thing.

I must do to the next meeting of the UN. "

Chunky, you should definitely go and spread your positive waves throughout the world

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds

I know right so Lucky its unreal just how much

Oh no thats never a great thing bless, hopfully you can get better and all will be ok but just think of all the making up you can do together "

Here's to lots of happiness and horniness for the pair of you! We've been planning the next time we can get properly frisky, only problem is we get all excited jh thinking about it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey up you damn sexy peeps.

Hey _hunky gent.......

What do you desire this evening?...

Peace and good will go all.

I will nominate you for next years Nobel peace prize

I've already got one of them.

Hey Chunky *waves* Thank you for joining us and sharing your desires. Chunky hugs would almost certainly calm the world down

Funny you say that, as i was thinking exactly the same thing.

I must do to the next meeting of the UN.

Chunky, you should definitely go and spread your positive waves throughout the world "

Indeed i must.

Now, where's that passport?

I'll need a PA of course.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"hello fellow nocturnalites I'm going to be boring and wish for an easy night at work"

Good evening Hard Rock! Here's hoping your desire is granted and your night is one long tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza "

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires "

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer."

Crime, fantasy and lots of sexual innuendo.

Hi Jim

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds

I know right so Lucky its unreal just how much

Oh no thats never a great thing bless, hopfully you can get better and all will be ok but just think of all the making up you can do together

Here's to lots of happiness and horniness for the pair of you! We've been planning the next time we can get properly frisky, only problem is we get all excited jh thinking about it "

Awww thank you so much i really appreciate that

Yeah i bet it is very dricult to not get excited to much about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?! "

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment. "

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx"

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds

I know right so Lucky its unreal just how much

Oh no thats never a great thing bless, hopfully you can get better and all will be ok but just think of all the making up you can do together

Here's to lots of happiness and horniness for the pair of you! We've been planning the next time we can get properly frisky, only problem is we get all excited jh thinking about it

Awww thank you so much i really appreciate that

Yeah i bet it is very dricult to not get excited to much about it "

We've been planning our next hotel sexy time escape and that did NOT help our desires

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential "

What Rose said, Jim. You are desirable AND essential and very, very wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays "

I have tried that. Apparently that was an EU rule and no longer applies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays

I have tried that. Apparently that was an EU rule and no longer applies "

The slightly more realistic option might be DIY pizza with lower cal toppings and a lower cal cheese? Or just have a treat every so often - it's bad to deny things completely

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"A very good evening to you Ash the Flash and kinky couple how are we all this amazing evening

Good evening Martyn, lovely to see your fine countenance

Would you like to share any desires with us?

Well its always lovely to see yourselves as well

Oooo desires you say i have one very specific desire that has come about so very recently for me and that is to spend as much time as i can with an amazing new woman in my life LittleMissSaucy

How about your desires?

You lucky devil Martyn

What we desire is each other, but Dr Vag still has a moriatum out

Even oral only has its challenges - our earlier efforts ended in cock blocking by a phone call from the Feds

I know right so Lucky its unreal just how much

Oh no thats never a great thing bless, hopfully you can get better and all will be ok but just think of all the making up you can do together

Here's to lots of happiness and horniness for the pair of you! We've been planning the next time we can get properly frisky, only problem is we get all excited jh thinking about it

Awww thank you so much i really appreciate that

Yeah i bet it is very dricult to not get excited to much about it

We've been planning our next hotel sexy time escape and that did NOT help our desires "

Yeah i bet it really didnt help with the desires at all im counting down the days untill next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential "

A key nocturnaller.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer."

Nana nana nana nana Batman good evening my friend how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential

What Rose said, Jim. You are desirable AND essential and very, very wonderful "

Thank you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential

What Rose said, Jim. You are desirable AND essential and very, very wonderful

Thank you. "

True tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Nana nana nana nana Batman good evening my friend how are you? "

Oh nana, what's my name? Oh nana, you know my name. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, super Superman. I'm not too bad. How are you? How was dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Absolutely spiffing to see you. You should try Lucifer, it's addictive. And Tom Ellis is

So, Jim, what do you desire?!

It's nice to see you too. Tom Ellis is one 'ell of a sexy man.

Erm, I don't feel very desirable at the moment.

You are not "just" desirable. You are essential

A key nocturnaller."

Haha. Thank you key nocturnaler! Here is a rainbow for you and a silent clap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays

I have tried that. Apparently that was an EU rule and no longer applies

The slightly more realistic option might be DIY pizza with lower cal toppings and a lower cal cheese? Or just have a treat every so often - it's bad to deny things completely "

..... Low Cal pizza!!!!!! We are not savages !!!! If one is eating pizza, one should be sweating acetone towards the end of the meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays

I have tried that. Apparently that was an EU rule and no longer applies

The slightly more realistic option might be DIY pizza with lower cal toppings and a lower cal cheese? Or just have a treat every so often - it's bad to deny things completely

..... Low Cal pizza!!!!!! We are not savages !!!! If one is eating pizza, one should be sweating acetone towards the end of the meal "

I would like to try cauliflower pizza

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Heyyyyyyy"

Holaaaaaaa Muchas! Qué haces? What are you up to this fine evening? Care to share your desires?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyyyyyy"

Youuuuu;-)

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. I haven't seen the TV show Lucifer.

Nana nana nana nana Batman good evening my friend how are you?

Oh nana, what's my name? Oh nana, you know my name. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, super Superman. I'm not too bad. How are you? How was dinner?"

God i love that song Rihanna is plus ive seen Drake live at the o2 guy cant dance but was awesome

Good im glad your not too bad my bestest ever friend im really really good today dinner was amazing we had such a good evening together thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a sky documentary about apollo 11 and having a beer. Only finished work at ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stuffed crust meat feast pizza and garlic bread with cheese. Then NOT have to run 10 miles a day for the next twelve months, living off a diet of dust to lose the weight again oh god I miss you so much sweet sweet pizza

Good evening Sigma! What if, for one night only, we could grant you no-cal pizza?! You could have all the stuffed crust that your tummy desires

yes Yes ... a thousand times YES you beautiful, wonderful people xxxxxx

We've heard that calories can't be counted on Fridays

I have tried that. Apparently that was an EU rule and no longer applies

The slightly more realistic option might be DIY pizza with lower cal toppings and a lower cal cheese? Or just have a treat every so often - it's bad to deny things completely

..... Low Cal pizza!!!!!! We are not savages !!!! If one is eating pizza, one should be sweating acetone towards the end of the meal

I would like to try cauliflower pizza "

A cauliflower cheese base covers in meats and cheeses...... you may just be on to something there ..... both healthy and full of cheesy meats ..

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