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"Awww is there a wedding? Can I come?! " I'm trying to push the agenda of invites | |||
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"Are you happy? Oh snap!" most important question of life x | |||
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"What you doing right now..? Apart from Previn that is " Sat on the sofa. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. " Well actually we kinda have a part time cat. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. " Do you and Hot swing? | |||
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"Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt? " Neither. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? " Of course. | |||
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"Wine and cheese or beer and crisps " Cola and a hobnob. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. " Do you swing together or separate or both? | |||
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"What's the best thing about fab? All of it. " Page you're guilty of perving on | |||
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"I love the fact that you and Ash met on fab. How long have you been a couple ? " We started chatting on the forums just over 2 years ago and officially been a couple 2 years in December. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both?" Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. | |||
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"What's the best thing about fab? All of it. Page you're guilty of perving on" None really. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. " What did you have for breakfast today? | |||
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"Should I change this profile to a male one instead or have a secondary male one? " Oh i don't know, i don't think you can change it so i guess another one. | |||
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"What month and year are clubs opening???" April 2067. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today?" A cigarette and a coffee. | |||
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"Should I change this profile to a male one instead or have a secondary male one? Oh i don't know, i don't think you can change it so i guess another one. " Well that's non committal....I dont know what to do now | |||
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"Should I change this profile to a male one instead or have a secondary male one? Oh i don't know, i don't think you can change it so i guess another one. Well that's non committal....I dont know what to do now " Have both then. | |||
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"ask any question you like. " any pointers for a newbie to find someone ? | |||
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"Is DIY anal bleaching ever a good idea? Asking for a friend of course." I would say its a better idea to do it for your friend. | |||
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"Should I change this profile to a male one instead or have a secondary male one? Oh i don't know, i don't think you can change it so i guess another one. Well that's non committal....I dont know what to do now Have both then. " Well alrighty then...I will | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? " Not as yet. I have been looking through. | |||
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"ask any question you like. any pointers for a newbie to find someone ?" Have lots of patience and the ability to laugh it off. | |||
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"What month and year are clubs opening??? April 2067. " Flipping hell, they best have a Stannah Stairlift | |||
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"When you ask a woman a question only she can answer and she says 'Who knows'... What does that mean ? " Thats a secret. | |||
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"When you ask a woman a question only she can answer and she says 'Who knows'... What does that mean ? Thats a secret. " Grrrrr, women | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. " Never! I wouldn't have guessed at all. I've fallen in love with Kate Halfpenny dresses, beautiful and a bit quirky. | |||
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"Why are men from mars not venus?? " Because they are from Uranus. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. " Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. Never! I wouldn't have guessed at all. I've fallen in love with Kate Halfpenny dresses, beautiful and a bit quirky." Whist beautiful they are not really me. Iv got a few ideas though. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs)" Why? | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) Why?" Cofee is bad for your health. | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) Why? Cofee is bad for your health." Oh in that case i will swap my coffee for another cigarette | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) Why? Cofee is bad for your health. Oh in that case i will swap my coffee for another cigarette " That’s the ticket | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) Why? Cofee is bad for your health. Oh in that case i will swap my coffee for another cigarette That’s the ticket " | |||
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"Do you and Hot have any pets? Nope. Do you and Hot swing? Of course. Do you swing together or separate or both? Together and me alone. Me alone is mainly clubs and parties. What did you have for breakfast today? A cigarette and a coffee. Breakfast of champions (Exchange the coffee for tea obvs) Why? Cofee is bad for your health. Oh in that case i will swap my coffee for another cigarette That’s the ticket " So Hot! | |||
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"Is this a thread of just Lorna and Sam? " It does seem to of gotten into that yes. But now you’ve arrived it’s not anymore | |||
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"Is this a thread of just Lorna and Sam? " Hes the only one that will talk to me! | |||
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"Have you ever given Hot a smokey blowie?" No but its sounds tasty, do you have a recipe? | |||
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"What's your favourite crisp flavour? " Salt and vinegar. | |||
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"Have you ever given Hot a smokey blowie? No but its sounds tasty, do you have a recipe?" Just light up, inhale and nosh while exhaling through your nostrils like a small penis eating dragon | |||
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"Have you ever given Hot a smokey blowie? No but its sounds tasty, do you have a recipe? Just light up, inhale and nosh while exhaling through your nostrils like a small penis eating dragon " Y’know I’ve actually done it if Lorna hasn’t | |||
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"Have you ever given Hot a smokey blowie? No but its sounds tasty, do you have a recipe? Just light up, inhale and nosh while exhaling through your nostrils like a small penis eating dragon Y’know I’ve actually done it if Lorna hasn’t " You’re smoking hot! He’s a lucky guy | |||
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"Have you ever given Hot a smokey blowie? No but its sounds tasty, do you have a recipe? Just light up, inhale and nosh while exhaling through your nostrils like a small penis eating dragon Y’know I’ve actually done it if Lorna hasn’t You’re smoking hot! He’s a lucky guy " And he knows it | |||
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"Why are men from mars not venus?? Because they are from Uranus." Nice one | |||
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"Which sexual act/skill Ash needs more practice in " Absolutely none. | |||
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"Which sexual act/skill Ash needs more practice in Absolutely none. " Nice save | |||
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"Did you cry as you said goodbye to the EU?" I did cry and Ash Cheered. It was rather awkward. | |||
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"Did you cry as you said goodbye to the EU? I did cry and Ash Cheered. It was rather awkward. " oooooo Make up sex then ..... ? | |||
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"Did you cry as you said goodbye to the EU? I did cry and Ash Cheered. It was rather awkward. oooooo Make up sex then ..... ?" Yep I just laid back and thought of Europe. | |||
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"ask any question you like. " How is it the pyramid of Giza is a fraction of a degree out of pointing to true north and people nowadays with all the technology we have can’t put a concrete footing for a wall in the right place? | |||
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"What do you do to fill your soul with joy? " Oh sorry I missed this one. I sing like no ones listening. | |||
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"ask any question you like. How is it the pyramid of Giza is a fraction of a degree out of pointing to true north and people nowadays with all the technology we have can’t put a concrete footing for a wall in the right place?" Because the Pyramids were built by aliens and the concrete footing was done by cowboys. | |||
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"Anymore?" Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here | |||
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"What colour is your sofa?" Well my sofa is brown leather, Ash's sofa is black leather and the brand new sofa we have just purchased together for when I move in is charcoal and being delivered in October. | |||
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"Anymore? Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here " Um maybe because blocks are boring. | |||
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"What colour is your sofa? Well my sofa is brown leather, Ash's sofa is black leather and the brand new sofa we have just purchased together for when I move in is charcoal and being delivered in October. " Will you have sex on your new sofa? | |||
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"What colour is your sofa? Well my sofa is brown leather, Ash's sofa is black leather and the brand new sofa we have just purchased together for when I move in is charcoal and being delivered in October. Will you have sex on your new sofa?" God no, well maybe it is a sofa bed. | |||
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"Anymore? Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here Um maybe because blocks are boring. " Not all of them are but then not all blokes are created equal....some of us are a little different | |||
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"Anymore? Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here Um maybe because blocks are boring. Not all of them are but then not all blokes are created equal....some of us are a little different " This is very true but my mum said only boring people get bored soon.... | |||
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"What do you do to fill your soul with joy? Oh sorry I missed this one. I sing like no ones listening. " Oooo what do you sing? | |||
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"What do you do to fill your soul with joy? Oh sorry I missed this one. I sing like no ones listening. Oooo what do you sing? " Everything. I mainly answer Ash in song. | |||
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"Anymore? Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here Um maybe because blocks are boring. Not all of them are but then not all blokes are created equal....some of us are a little different This is very true but my mum said only boring people get bored soon...." Oh im very rarely ever bored, just said its boring on here as a guy as youre almost invisible | |||
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"Anymore? Yeah....why is it so boring as a bloke on here Um maybe because blocks are boring. Not all of them are but then not all blokes are created equal....some of us are a little different This is very true but my mum said only boring people get bored soon.... Oh im very rarely ever bored, just said its boring on here as a guy as youre almost invisible " Oh well in that case everyone but you is totally rubbish and they should be queueing to get in your box. (A message that is) | |||
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"Where is the tv remote controll?.. " You are probably sat on it! | |||
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"What do you do to fill your soul with joy? Oh sorry I missed this one. I sing like no ones listening. Oooo what do you sing? Everything. I mainly answer Ash in song. " Oh i can see the two of you re-enacting Buffy the vampire slayer musical episode! | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. " Did you find anything affordable? Asking for a friend | |||
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"Dogs or Cats Lorna? Cats of course. " This is the only acceptable answer.....my cat says so! | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. Did you find anything affordable? Asking for a friend " Oh yes as our budget will be tiny. Iv got loads of links. | |||
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"Dogs or Cats Lorna? Cats of course. This is the only acceptable answer.....my cat says so! " Then it must be true. I'm not arguing with a cat. | |||
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"How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza ? " Should be illegal! | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. Did you find anything affordable? Asking for a friend Oh yes as our budget will be tiny. Iv got loads of links. " Can you send my friend some? | |||
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"Have you got your wedding dress in hiding, waiting? Not as yet. I have been looking through. Did you find anything affordable? Asking for a friend Oh yes as our budget will be tiny. Iv got loads of links. Can you send my friend some? " Of course. | |||
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"How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza ? Should be illegal!" Good Answer | |||
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"is 4 inchs small For a sky remote definitely. " lol you know i mean a willy | |||
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"What's your favourite flavoured ice-cream? " Oh that has to be salted caramel. | |||
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"is 4 inchs small For a sky remote definitely. lol you know i mean a willy" | |||
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"can we keep the questions on the tread please. " Underfoot please | |||
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"ask any question you like. " What should Yassy call her pet Tiger? | |||
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"ask any question you like. What should Yassy call her pet Tiger?" Albert. | |||
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"ask any question you like. What should Yassy call her pet Tiger? Albert. " That's a bit square. | |||
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"ask any question you like. What should Yassy call her pet Tiger? Albert. That's a bit square." Ok | |||
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"if the universe started with a big bang explosion, and there was nothing at all before that, then what exactly exploded, and what did it explode into? " Oh my answer to this would be to controversial. | |||
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"if the universe started with a big bang explosion, and there was nothing at all before that, then what exactly exploded, and what did it explode into? Oh my answer to this would be to controversial. " Go on. Interested to know | |||
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"if the universe started with a big bang explosion, and there was nothing at all before that, then what exactly exploded, and what did it explode into? Oh my answer to this would be to controversial. Go on. Interested to know " I believe in creation so I Don’t believe there was a big bang. | |||
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"if the universe started with a big bang explosion, and there was nothing at all before that, then what exactly exploded, and what did it explode into? Oh my answer to this would be to controversial. Go on. Interested to know I believe in creation so I Don’t believe there was a big bang. " Sheldon will be apoplectic | |||
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"if the universe started with a big bang explosion, and there was nothing at all before that, then what exactly exploded, and what did it explode into? Oh my answer to this would be to controversial. Go on. Interested to know I believe in creation so I Don’t believe there was a big bang. " Likewise. Bangs have occurred to give the scientists a bone to bite into | |||
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"Why is Customer Service so fucking irritating? You spend ages listening to the billions of different options - to then be transferred to someone that is not much smarter than the automated voice! It's some poor bastard trapped in an airless room wearing a headset - reading off a screen, listening to endless complaining all day long. Whilst all the time looking at the clock wishing for some sort of explosion so they can go home. I get it. But please make the app more efficient so I don't have to speak to any of them ever again! Thanks " I might be wrong but I'm sensing some annoyance | |||
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" I might be wrong but I'm sensing some annoyance " a tad | |||
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