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"You're penisy  "It's just so hard!. | |||
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"You're penisy "And you're not penisy | |||
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"You're penisy
It's just so hard!."That’s the one, just say that | |||
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"Hi ladies xxx" She’s usually Replying to blokes, but good effort. | |||
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"You're penisy
It's just so hard!.
That’s the one, just say that "Oh christ no. They may want to talk about the erectness of said man wang and it'll put me off my toast | |||
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" Dahling you're so gawjus id let you clean your anus with my electric toothbrush. Ps I've never looked at your profile "You know if they admitted that last bit I'd at least respect that! | |||
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" Dahling you're so gawjus id let you clean your anus with my electric toothbrush. Ps I've never looked at your profile
You know if they admitted that last bit I'd at least respect that! "Ok ill deescalate...coffee?  | |||
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"Try this one: I admire the composition of your photo, I like the way you’ve managed to get the toilet seat in as well as the kitchen sink, always a good look to leave your socks on when your pants are around your ankles, all the best with your future endeavours. "Totes stealing it | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? " Although generally I would consider no response at all as almost as bad as stopping mid chat, I completely agree having nothing to work with in a message or profile is crap!! | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? " When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret  | |||
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"Thank you for your kind missive complimenting me on my gorgeousness. I hope this message finds you in good health and I would be pleased to continue corresponding with you." But what if you don't want to tho? Sometimes I merely feel in the mood to return a compiment and no more than that. I won't lie, but sometimes, believe it or not I feel the urge to be not a cunt and think to myself "go on then, give them something back". Then I'm all
Aaahhhhhh. I spy a flaw in that plan. | |||
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"Try this one: I admire the composition of your photo, I like the way you’ve managed to get the toilet seat in as well as the kitchen sink, always a good look to leave your socks on when your pants are around your ankles, all the best with your future endeavours. "* Mic drop * | |||
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"‘Thank you for your rather splendid penis photo. The Sky remote next to it was a really unique touch which I have never in my life seen before and provides a wonderful estimate as to your penile length.....’ "You been peeping in my sent box? | |||
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"‘Thank you for your rather splendid penis photo. The Sky remote next to it was a really unique touch which I have never in my life seen before and provides a wonderful estimate as to your penile length.....’
You been peeping in my sent box? "That was from my ‘received’ box  | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret "Too much of a lead on. Say that to a bloke on here and he's already putting the condom on | |||
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"Would you mind using less words and just look at my dick please?" See, I wonder if that's all it is at times. Just a view of the pork sword enough to keep them happy. | |||
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"‘Thank you for your rather splendid penis photo. The Sky remote next to it was a really unique touch which I have never in my life seen before and provides a wonderful estimate as to your penile length.....’
You been peeping in my sent box?
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"Try this one: I admire the composition of your photo, I like the way you’ve managed to get the toilet seat in as well as the kitchen sink, always a good look to leave your socks on when your pants are around your ankles, all the best with your future endeavours.
Totes stealing it "Same. | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret
Too much of a lead on. Say that to a bloke on here and he's already putting the condom on "I can see the issue. Least you have the good grace to get messages from those that will suite up  | |||
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"I’m pretty matey at the best of times.. so it I’ve left my filters open and someone says something nice I usually reply with a really glamorous ‘cheers dude you’ve made me smile’ if I’ve got nowt else to contribute. " Again, I cannae tell porkies. I generally don't smile, I just think "oh right, ok. If ya think so ya think so. Come on gal, you can do this....be nice to someone simply because you can" and then poof, I got feck all to go on. I have sent compliments about shoes or other stuff before. I'm not a complete rectum. Just need the something there to start with | |||
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"Some days I purposely send the first thing that comes in to my mind as a reply. It's rarely complimentary! " I've done that too. Many many times. | |||
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"I’m pretty matey at the best of times.. so it I’ve left my filters open and someone says something nice I usually reply with a really glamorous ‘cheers dude you’ve made me smile’ if I’ve got nowt else to contribute. Again, I cannae tell porkies. I generally don't smile, I just think "oh right, ok. If ya think so ya think so. Come on gal, you can do this....be nice to someone simply because you can" and then poof, I got feck all to go on. I have sent compliments about shoes or other stuff before. I'm not a complete rectum. Just need the something there to start with " Nah.. if there’s nowt there smile and nod  and that’s a good day!! | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret
Too much of a lead on. Say that to a bloke on here and he's already putting the condom on
I can see the issue. Least you have the good grace to get messages from those that will suite up "Sometimes. Just had a jackpot moment. Superglue to Johnny so they can't slip it off during doggy. Genius | |||
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"I’m pretty matey at the best of times.. so it I’ve left my filters open and someone says something nice I usually reply with a really glamorous ‘cheers dude you’ve made me smile’ if I’ve got nowt else to contribute. Again, I cannae tell porkies. I generally don't smile, I just think "oh right, ok. If ya think so ya think so. Come on gal, you can do this....be nice to someone simply because you can" and then poof, I got feck all to go on. I have sent compliments about shoes or other stuff before. I'm not a complete rectum. Just need the something there to start with Nah.. if there’s nowt there smile and nod and that’s a good day!! "Fuuuuck, it's a good job it ain't in person. Can you imagine my fucking face giving it away  | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret
Too much of a lead on. Say that to a bloke on here and he's already putting the condom on
I can see the issue. Least you have the good grace to get messages from those that will suite up
Sometimes.
Just had a jackpot moment. Superglue to Johnny so they can't slip it off during doggy.
Genius "You're off the list | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? When it’s a profile with nothing I tend to go with. The thank you and the fact that like Sherlock I love a good mystery so You could be intriguing. Oh no my secret
Too much of a lead on. Say that to a bloke on here and he's already putting the condom on
I can see the issue. Least you have the good grace to get messages from those that will suite up
Sometimes.
Just had a jackpot moment. Superglue to Johnny so they can't slip it off during doggy.
Genius
You're off the list"Too smart is what I am | |||
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"I’m pretty matey at the best of times.. so it I’ve left my filters open and someone says something nice I usually reply with a really glamorous ‘cheers dude you’ve made me smile’ if I’ve got nowt else to contribute. Again, I cannae tell porkies. I generally don't smile, I just think "oh right, ok. If ya think so ya think so. Come on gal, you can do this....be nice to someone simply because you can" and then poof, I got feck all to go on. I have sent compliments about shoes or other stuff before. I'm not a complete rectum. Just need the something there to start with Nah.. if there’s nowt there smile and nod and that’s a good day!!
Fuuuuck, it's a good job it ain't in person. Can you imagine my fucking face giving it away "Ha ha I’m Fuck off face on a good day so I’m completely screwed!!! | |||
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"You’re kind ... wouldn’t even consider replying to a generic compliment. " Sometimes I'm compelled to try | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? " I dont understand this ? If the profile is so poor that's a simple reflection of the person It's a great filter use it , block move on There are enough good profile s try them instead ?? | |||
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"to work with dammit. You know how it goes, you receive a message that says something along the lines of "you're stunning" or whatnot. So you're feeling generous and check the profile to respond with a compliment, but there's sweet fuck all to work with. 1 picture if you're lucky. It's difficult not to sound rude when your only reasonable response other than thank you or to ignore is more of a statement than a compliment. Fellas, help me out here. Is "and you're......penisy" what you want to hear? Is that REALLY better than no response at all? I dont understand this ? If the profile is so poor that's a simple reflection of the person It's a great filter use it , block move on There are enough good profile s try them instead ?? " That's my general state of play, however sometimes I think to myself "I'll be nice" | |||
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"i usually just say something like "I like your pic, but would need to see more before considering a meet" xxx" It's not even about wanting to see more or wanting anything at all apart from paying a compliment to make someone else feel good | |||
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"Well fab just makes it hard to put the effort in you have a long profile which is great and pictures need no discussion they work. As for us men well do you read our profiles? we know the ladies all get 100s of messages and when we do put in the effort the chance of building up a conversation can be slim even with good will replys get lost in the fog of new suitors one liners. Then add filters, desires and distances and it all gets hard. We wish it would be easier to get hard the hot way." There’s making an effort, then there’s putting zero effort in, there’s plenty of blokes who do less than the bare minimum and expect results, it’s really not that hard to take a few half decent photos and write a Coherent bio. | |||
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"Well fab just makes it hard to put the effort in you have a long profile which is great and pictures need no discussion they work. As for us men well do you read our profiles? we know the ladies all get 100s of messages and when we do put in the effort the chance of building up a conversation can be slim even with good will replys get lost in the fog of new suitors one liners. Then add filters, desires and distances and it all gets hard. We wish it would be easier to get hard the hot way." I most certainly read profiles. Lost count of the amount of times it's taken me seconds to spot something on the profile of the person that has messaged me which shows right away we aren't compatible. Usually when they have "won't meet smokers" when it clearly states on mine that I am a smoker. You see, 9 times out of 10 I will read the profile of the person who's sent the message before I open it. Doing your homework isn't it. The basics | |||
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"Well fab just makes it hard to put the effort in you have a long profile which is great and pictures need no discussion they work. As for us men well do you read our profiles? we know the ladies all get 100s of messages and when we do put in the effort the chance of building up a conversation can be slim even with good will replys get lost in the fog of new suitors one liners. Then add filters, desires and distances and it all gets hard. We wish it would be easier to get hard the hot way. I most certainly read profiles. Lost count of the amount of times it's taken me seconds to spot something on the profile of the person that has messaged me which shows right away we aren't compatible. Usually when they have "won't meet smokers" when it clearly states on mine that I am a smoker. You see, 9 times out of 10 I will read the profile of the person who's sent the message before I open it. Doing your homework isn't it. The basics " Anyway, that's not the point of the question. My question is, would you really prefer a crap reply because there's almost nothing to comment on, (not you personally as you HAVE made an effort) or no reply at all? | |||
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"When I give someone a compliment I mean it. It's never given in the hope of anything in return. I won't do it anymore as my profile and pics are shit. "Oh shush you. There's plenty I can say about you that's complimentary, and real and you know it
I do know what you're saying tho.
I have to admit tho, there are times when I get a random off a random I've never seen or heard from before and I think they may appreciate something back, even if it's something small.
Plenty of men do plenty of moaning about not getting replies or messages so I thought if I'd had a day at work that was totally arsehole free I'd share some good spirit and make an effort to respond with something I meant, that would hopefully make them smile. | |||
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"When I give someone a compliment I mean it. It's never given in the hope of anything in return. I won't do it anymore as my profile and pics are shit.
Oh shush you.
There's plenty I can say about you that's complimentary, and real and you know it
I do know what you're saying tho.
I have to admit tho, there are times when I get a random off a random I've never seen or heard from before and I think they may appreciate something back, even if it's something small.
Plenty of men do plenty of moaning about not getting replies or messages so I thought if I'd had a day at work that was totally arsehole free I'd share some good spirit and make an effort to respond with something I meant, that would hopefully make them smile."I know what you're saying too. It's nice to be nice.
Like when I have no text or pics and a man says he loves my profile. I say .. what do you like about it?
He goes back and has a look at the barren shite of nothingness.
"I like that you're a woman"
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"When I give someone a compliment I mean it. It's never given in the hope of anything in return. I won't do it anymore as my profile and pics are shit.
Oh shush you.
There's plenty I can say about you that's complimentary, and real and you know it
I do know what you're saying tho.
I have to admit tho, there are times when I get a random off a random I've never seen or heard from before and I think they may appreciate something back, even if it's something small.
Plenty of men do plenty of moaning about not getting replies or messages so I thought if I'd had a day at work that was totally arsehole free I'd share some good spirit and make an effort to respond with something I meant, that would hopefully make them smile.
I know what you're saying too. It's nice to be nice.
Like when I have no text or pics and a man says he loves my profile. I say .. what do you like about it?
He goes back and has a look at the barren shite of nothingness.
"I like that you're a woman"
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