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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...before you a comfortable farting in front of them

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"

Just the once.

The smell of my own farts doesn’t bother me as much as it seemingly bothers everyone else. So it’s their problem to deal with not mine!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Impossible to tell very much depends on the two individuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"

No longer than six months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First date. If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my nakedest... or something.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim"

Ewwww. You were on my like list too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"

When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.

(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them

When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.

(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve) "

I'm promising nothing

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"

Never I was married for a long time and never did that in front of him It’s just not something I would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them

When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.

(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve)

I'm promising nothing "

I’ll keep my face mask on then

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim

Ewwww. You were on my like list too "

I was? When are you free to be marked?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mine don’t smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been in my relationship for more than 4 years, we live together and I still don't do that. I end up given myself a bad tummy too.

Her x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Until they fart in front of me first I’m holding that in!

Once they do though then I will of course compare tone and duration

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Mine don’t smell "

I believe ya

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Mine don’t smell

I believe ya "

Then why is your face green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim

Ewwww. You were on my like list too

I was? When are you free to be marked? "

That sentence holds greatly different connotations for me

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim

Ewwww. You were on my like list too

I was? When are you free to be marked?

That sentence holds greatly different connotations for me "

I'm happy to them explained to me in exquisite detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them

Never I was married for a long time and never did that in front of him It’s just not something I would do "

A true lady I’ve been married 30 years and never heard my wife pass wind

On the other hand am a wind farm

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Day one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met almost 5 years ago and still don't fart around each other really.

No plans to either

Lu

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Erm....

Oooooohhhhh....

Let me ponder that for a while.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Erm....

Oooooohhhhh....

Let me ponder that for a while.

"

I've got you pegged as a first meet pumper you just don't give a shit....well not unless it was an especially powerful one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First date. If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my nakedest... or something."

This for me too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I wouldn't

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Erm....

Oooooohhhhh....

Let me ponder that for a while.

I've got you pegged as a first meet pumper you just don't give a shit....well not unless it was an especially powerful one "

If I had a stinky bum day I'd not meet. My farts only smell when I've got an upset tum, so that would be a huge red flag and warning for me that meeting would be a really bad idea at that time!

I don't see the point in holding them in. Imagine getting folded in half all naked and aroused and then brrrrrppppfftttttt.

Like a balloon being deflated.

Hell no. I'll not reach that point. I ain't giving myself tummy ache holding onto them only for them to escape at the worst time.

Or a nice relaxing massage and you let go coz you've finally relaxed.

I much prefer a relaxed tum all day long, less chance of it being genuinely embarrassing at an inopportune moment.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Erm....

Oooooohhhhh....

Let me ponder that for a while.

I've got you pegged as a first meet pumper you just don't give a shit....well not unless it was an especially powerful one

If I had a stinky bum day I'd not meet. My farts only smell when I've got an upset tum, so that would be a huge red flag and warning for me that meeting would be a really bad idea at that time!

I don't see the point in holding them in. Imagine getting folded in half all naked and aroused and then brrrrrppppfftttttt.

Like a balloon being deflated.

Hell no. I'll not reach that point. I ain't giving myself tummy ache holding onto them only for them to escape at the worst time.

Or a nice relaxing massage and you let go coz you've finally relaxed.

I much prefer a relaxed tum all day long, less chance of it being genuinely embarrassing at an inopportune moment.

"

Stinky bum day

Mr Mystique loves this

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Its normally fanny farts they will hear before arse farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner still hasn't heard me let a proper ripper out after 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo the first time I met John over 17 years ago we had been out for food and drinks went back to my mum's house we were all sat chatting then no word of a lie John literally cocked his leg and let rip all I can say is its a bloody good job I liked him xx

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