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Iv just done one of those farts that......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could of went either way

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which way?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Did it make a raspy noise?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Could of went either way

Discuss "

Ahg. Nobody likes to follow through, hope you got away with it Op.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You mean a potential follow through fart?

They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and wet, mmmmm

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o


"You mean a potential follow through fart?

They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out.... "

That really does call for epic clenching skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anybody actually followed through in a public place? With no means of rescue

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You mean a potential follow through fart?

They create a truly terrifying feeling of momentary panic as one is forced to desperately clench mid fart in order to prevent anything more solid than gas from flying out....

That really does call for epic clenching skills "

It’s not so bad if one has a semi-solid one in the chute but if it’s pure rusty water up there, the clenching invariably only serves to force it out like a pressure hose

Um.....a little too much information perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things are best left NOT discussed

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Has anybody actually followed through in a public place? With no means of rescue "

I once shat myself down the woods.

A tale of woe it was involving a dodgy sausage roll on a hot day and an afternoon walk.

Suffice to say, it was a highly uncomfortable walk back home....

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Technically known as a Shart.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I love it when u sat down and the fart is forced upwards through the fanny it tickles lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one of those when house sitting once. Didn't realise until I'd stood up and I'd left a wet patch on the cushion

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I love it when u sat down and the fart is forced upwards through the fanny it tickles lol x "

Awww you best me to it it’s like a little bubble working it’s way up

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Did you "butter the biscuit"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Queenie put you up to this?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a really long high pitched squeaker.. My speciality... Makes me giigke far too much I worry I might pee my self... Whoops

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I love it when u sat down and the fart is forced upwards through the fanny it tickles lol x

Awww you best me to it it’s like a little bubble working it’s way up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary lineker style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it when u sat down and the fart is forced upwards through the fanny it tickles lol x

Awww you best me to it it’s like a little bubble working it’s way up "

I

Love this too, it’s funny when you aren’t alone in the room and u kinds got to conceal the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women's farts are totally different to blokes farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women's farts are totally different to blokes farts

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They are! I’d a lass accuse me of “Genderising Farts” because I made that statement before. She was actually angry

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst kind of fart is a blunderbarse.

Like a blunderbuss it peppers, the toilet/ underpants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?"

I actually think this is the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some things are best left NOT discussed "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?

I actually think this is the only one"

Discuss

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?

I actually think this is the only one

Discuss "

How many times will you meet someone....is another trending thread

Discussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?

I actually think this is the only one

Discuss

How many times will you meet someone....is another trending thread

Discussed"

Fair play sir

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"There's an awful lot of fart threads today, is the wind picking up?

I actually think this is the only one

Discuss

How many times will you meet someone....is another trending thread

Discussed

Fair play sir "

A gentlemanly handshake is called for good chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discuss

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