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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I took in there was cake..

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's code for anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's cake damnit!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

Cakes nicer and more readily available

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I don’t like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They mean book cake

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"It's code for anal. "

Remind me to never accept cake off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!

Cakes nicer and more readily available

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of Brass Eye fans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because cake is one of the best things in life!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of Brass Eye fans?"

Got any clarkycat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of Brass Eye fans?

Got any clarkycat? "

I'm not a bloody piano-dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I made a cinnamon cake with coffee icing yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it annoys the clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

Donkeys are motivated by a carrot on a stick as are some people by cake on a plate its simple really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of Brass Eye fans?

Got any clarkycat?

I'm not a bloody piano-dentist."

You must have some yellow bentines then? Triple sub?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Lots of Brass Eye fans?

Got any clarkycat?

I'm not a bloody piano-dentist.

You must have some yellow bentines then? Triple sub? "

Shatner’s Bassoon.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's cute

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Oop there it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

Ohh I will get practicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

Ohh I will get practicing

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busty can I have your buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

Ohh I will get practicing

I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously

You have plenty of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a fat bird so I'm all for cake

I'm not sure about the rest of you - maybe as Lacey said it's code for Anal

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Swiss roll anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like sex

Like orgasms

Like giving orgasms

Don’t like cake or giving cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a job putting cake in urinals

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By *reddy fMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The cake is a lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cake is a lie!"

Lie??

as if we would ever lie

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By *reddy fMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"The cake is a lie!

Lie??

as if we would ever lie

It was from the portal video game.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

I thought it was because when Marie Antoinette famously said let them eat cake it was code for inviting the peasants in for an orgy. It’s a well known fact that she enjoyed sexual encounters with the working classes and was in fact the inspiration for Pulp’s classic hit ‘common people’. I may have made that all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

I love you, I do but but...cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe because at the moment we can have cake but not sex,unless you have a partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently. "

I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy?

Do I? My two favourite things - attractive people and cheese. Sign me up please!

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By *cedbunsWoman
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cake is life

Well it is for me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though

I know, I know, just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though

Nice save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

Ohh I will get practicing

I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously

You have plenty of time

Funnily enough, I'm okay with this arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh who mentioned cake? yum , is there tea too?

Oh how jolly splendid

i do love some post cycle cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy?

Do I? My two favourite things - attractive people and cheese. Sign me up please!"

Though the fondue is only available pre orgy!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

We all just like fucking cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake "

I dunno... Sounds messy...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We all just like fucking cake

I dunno... Sounds messy..."

HELP I got some stuck up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently. "

I just spat out my tea

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I just spat out my tea

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I dunno... Sounds messy...

HELP I got some stuck up there!

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I’m on my way to help you get it out

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I dunno... Sounds messy..."
sorry it should have said fucking like cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its nicer alternative to weather chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I just spat out my tea

I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who mentioned cake

I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here

plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake

would you like to taste some OP

Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake

Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it

what flavour cake would you like

I think it would make both of us happy

Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance

Ohh I will get practicing

I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously

You have plenty of time

Funnily enough, I'm okay with this arrangement

Yippee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake "

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I just spat out my tea

I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery

I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand

Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo

Wait what have I missed?

The right spot apparently.

I just spat out my tea

I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery

I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs"

You don't say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A word used to mean let's not argue.

However mention any particular type of cake and I expect all hell will break loose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

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will cherry bake wells do ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forumites don't have sex so why would they mention it?!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 17/09/20 12:46:36]"
oi did you take away my cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Forumites don't have sex so why would they mention it?!

True, I'm a virgin

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We all just like fucking cake "

Buttercream makes it very interesting

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We all just like fucking cake

Buttercream makes it very interesting

Yes she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake

Buttercream makes it very interesting

Yes she does

By two seconds...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We all just like fucking cake

Buttercream makes it very interesting

Yes she does

By two seconds...

wonder how she feels about me licking her off a naked bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake

Buttercream makes it very interesting

Yes she does

By two seconds...

wonder how she feels about me licking her off a naked bod

That's going in the wank bank...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forumites don't have sex so why would they mention it?!

True, I'm a virgin

I'm so innocent I don't even know what a virgin is.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Cake is more easily accessible for me right now thats why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's code for anal. "

Is this where the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it" comes from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

How about some hot sex and then some cake !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of Brass Eye fans?

Got any clarkycat?

I'm not a bloody piano-dentist."

Shatners bassoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

If you drop too many crumbs it’s a missed cake.

(Mistake)

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By *am450Man
over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

"Because it annoys the clique "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;

Mention the following:

1. Cake

2. Forumites

3. Sex

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Cake? Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forumites don't have sex so why would they mention it?!

True, I'm a virgin

Well I definitely don’t belong here

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Cake has never been disappointing..."

You've never got the sugar and salt containers mixed up.

And I have one word for you, Meli: Cheesecake. For some reason I now have this fantasy of licking it off your naked body. It's cheesecake, how could I say no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's code for anal. "
Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????"

Not quite the same but it's a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;

Mention the following:

1. Cake

2. Forumites

3. Sex

There's no real evidence for that...but it is scientific FACT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;

Mention the following:

1. Cake

2. Forumites

3. Sex

There's no real evidence for that...but it is scientific FACT. "

Thank you Professor McScience

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"It's code for anal. "

A lot of it certainly helps the view back there when doing anal.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cake or sex is something I haven't contemplated. That would be a tough choice.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????

Not quite the same but it's a start

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I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????

Not quite the same but it's a start

I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings

I've got some angel slices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is ass

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????

Not quite the same but it's a start

I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings

I've got some angel slices

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should we play hide the angel slice

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Is there somthing called spolgeing where people watch people squashing cake everywhere and get turned on by it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????

Not quite the same but it's a start

I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings

I've got some angel slices

should we play hide the angel slice

Happy to hide it in my mouth

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;

Mention the following:

1. Cake

2. Forumites

3. Sex

You read the room, buddy! Congratulations!

Now, where's the coffee cake?

Mrs TMN x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"We all just like fucking cake

I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please

will cherry bake wells do ????

Not quite the same but it's a start

I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings

I've got some angel slices

should we play hide the angel slice

Happy to hide it in my mouth

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Hmmm I wonder if I could balance it somthing first lol

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

What's wrong with cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;

Mention the following:

1. Cake

2. Forumites

3. Sex

You read the room, buddy! Congratulations!

Now, where's the coffee cake?

Mrs TMN x"

Emotional scenes in the Jeans household, having a thread reach double figures, but also Underlying feeling of selling out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be. "

Marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's code for anal. "

Now Coffee and walnut has entered my head I’ll think of you next time I’m at my local tearoom I’ll be the one sensually licking the cream filling between the sponge layers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.

Marshmallows

Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.

Marshmallows

Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn

Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm

Ohhhh, yes! Or fondue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.

Marshmallows

Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn

Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar

Let's do it then helpfully check each other's photo quality

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm eating cake right now

Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.

Marshmallows

Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn

Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar

Let's do it then helpfully check each other's photo quality

Deal heat, hope they sell lion bars in the corner shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freaks!

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It's code for anal. "

That explains it! Last time I was offered cake, as I was happily tucking in to a slice of cheesecake, I did wonder why they bummed me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

But I can't have sex at the moment

Actually I can't have cake either.

Wow life sucks

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.

Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm

Ohhhh, yes! Or fondue

Mmmmm I need that in my life right now hehe

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!

But I can't have sex at the moment

Actually I can't have cake either.

Wow life sucks

Aw no! I send you all the virtual cuddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!

But I can't have sex at the moment

Actually I can't have cake either.

Wow life sucks

It'll get better!

What CAN you do?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"It's code for anal.

That explains it! Last time I was offered cake, as I was happily tucking in to a slice of cheesecake, I did wonder why they bummed me...

Really I talk about cake a lot and never knew this

good job I like both

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It's code for anal.

That explains it! Last time I was offered cake, as I was happily tucking in to a slice of cheesecake, I did wonder why they bummed me...

Really I talk about cake a lot and never knew this

good job I like both

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days all this talk of cake has given me cravings for a Maltesers cake

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

cake and sex is a cook mix if you have a nice spoon

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Cake never lets you down, is delicious and available any time of the day. There's never a time I don't want cake.

However, there are times I would pass on sex.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!

But I can't have sex at the moment

Actually I can't have cake either.

Wow life sucks

It'll get better!

What CAN you do?

Cry into my salad

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a secret code word for CLIQUE

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"It's code for anal.

Is this where the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it" comes from? "

You can if it’s a Bu-kake

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

It's the process from start to finish making them separately or together. The flavours and smells the anticipation and then the consumption.

Watching, tasting, feeding, being feed, flirting, playing, messing so many opportunities to enjoy.

Cake it's a wonderful world of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its more readily available than a meet.

Only one makes you fat though.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Because most swingers are closet cake enthusiasts. They use swinging as cover to try and pass undetected.

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