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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...fall asleep before me

I'm waiting for my bedtime pain relief to kick in so sat up killing time on here before I can lie down comfortably in bed. And this arsehole is out for the count already!

Ok, fine...he's been at work all day...but still! I need entertaining!

I sleep like shite at the best of times, and barely managed 3 hours of broken sleep last night, so it's extra annoying when he manages to drift off with ease...annoying cos I'm jealous.

Don't you hate it when they fall asleep first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permanent marker pen on the forehead.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of anyone that can fall asleep that easily, even more so if they manage to stay asleep all night.

Stick googly eyes on his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Permanent marker pen on the forehead.....

Oh fuck! That is eeeeevil

I like it!

But I've already chucked water over him this evening and had a pretty harsh spanking so I'd better not...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Shaving foam on his hand then tickle his face. Make a video

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I generally sleep rubbish too. My brain wouldn't switch off last night so got about three hours - pain free though!!

Definitely liking the sound of marker pen and googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of anyone that can fall asleep that easily, even more so if they manage to stay asleep all night.

Stick googly eyes on his cock

To be fair, he will probably be up half the night after having fallen asleep so early...i did warn him. He usually sleeps like pooh too so I should totally let him off...but I'm in pain and needy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i hardly sleep and get really jealous of watching my partner sleep

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Some of us blokes don't sleep very well either.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

I used to with the ex as he always started to snore right away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of us blokes don't sleep very well either."

My post wasn't gender specific.

J doesn't sleep well majority of the time either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to with the ex as he always started to snore right away

Torture!

Thankfully J doesn't snore too often, he does talk and move a lot tho.

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

yes mrs can fall asleep standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter where I am or who I’m with I never fall asleep first (unless I’ve had a skin full). Once I’m asleep though that’s me for the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No matter where I am or who I’m with I never fall asleep first (unless I’ve had a skin full). Once I’m asleep though that’s me for the night."

I'm the same in the sense that I never fall asleep first...except the odd occasion with J when I'm REALLY shattered, or d*unk

I often wake up several times though, sometimes just for a few minutes, sometimes restless for hours.

He's sound asleep still and I'm wide awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter where I am or who I’m with I never fall asleep first (unless I’ve had a skin full). Once I’m asleep though that’s me for the night.

I'm the same in the sense that I never fall asleep first...except the odd occasion with J when I'm REALLY shattered, or d*unk

I often wake up several times though, sometimes just for a few minutes, sometimes restless for hours.

He's sound asleep still and I'm wide awake

It’s the same for me on road trips or flights. I’ll never sleep while everyone around is catching zzzz’s.

Probably best I don’t sleep on road trips though as it’s usually me driving!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No matter where I am or who I’m with I never fall asleep first (unless I’ve had a skin full). Once I’m asleep though that’s me for the night.

I'm the same in the sense that I never fall asleep first...except the odd occasion with J when I'm REALLY shattered, or d*unk

I often wake up several times though, sometimes just for a few minutes, sometimes restless for hours.

He's sound asleep still and I'm wide awake

It’s the same for me on road trips or flights. I’ll never sleep while everyone around is catching zzzz’s.

Probably best I don’t sleep on road trips though as it’s usually me driving!!"

Probably...pretty sure sleep.driving is frowned upon in most cultures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I'm normally lying there, after carefully extricating myself from an embrace, thinking 'I should be at home in my own bed, god this bed is uncomfortable, can't she move over a bit more. Why am I so hot?'

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No matter where I am or who I’m with I never fall asleep first (unless I’ve had a skin full). Once I’m asleep though that’s me for the night.

I'm the same in the sense that I never fall asleep first...except the odd occasion with J when I'm REALLY shattered, or d*unk

I often wake up several times though, sometimes just for a few minutes, sometimes restless for hours.

He's sound asleep still and I'm wide awake

It’s the same for me on road trips or flights. I’ll never sleep while everyone around is catching zzzz’s.

Probably best I don’t sleep on road trips though as it’s usually me driving!!"

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