FabSwingers.com forum: What fresh hell is this? Worst noise

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising

Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife

What’s the most irritating sound in the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails on blackboard?

Knife scrape against aluminium?

Baby crying?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nails on blackboard?

Knife scrape against aluminium?

Baby crying?"

Ewwww. To metal on metal. Teeth on edge just thinking about it

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By *uxomBoobs195Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

My 3 year old came back from a day at the seaside side at the weekend with a whistle...

Its somehow gotten "lost" and replaced with a no noise making plastic tractor!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh"

Ah yes. We had one of those V-tec push along things that played the most irritating song. Still haunts me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Most annoying noise? Gemma Colins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh"

*Fixing a typo*

I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Polystyrene rubbing against itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee one's dad sent her home with a harmonica recently, the big shit told her her mum loved them so to give me concerts often

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh

Ah yes. We had one of those V-tec push along things that played the most irritating song. Still haunts me now "

It's the ones that self activate in the middle of the night so you think you're being burgled are the worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My 3 year old came back from a day at the seaside side at the weekend with a whistle...

Its somehow gotten "lost" and replaced with a no noise making plastic tractor!"

Ha! I did a joint birthday party once with another mum for our boys. She was on party bag duty and put bloody kazoos in there!! I had to send apology texts after absolving myself of all responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who slurp their tea ggrrrr just drink it dont slurp

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising

Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife

What’s the most irritating sound in the world?

J "

After remembering the sound they made in school that has made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine progressed from recorder to violin, and another one came home with a trombone.

I feel your pain OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising

Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife

What’s the most irritating sound in the world?

J "

Cutting the ears off won't help. Need to burst the ear drum.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any loud repetitive noise within an hour of me waking up.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My wee one's dad sent her home with a harmonica recently, the big shit told her her mum loved them so to give me concerts often

Erm might have sent Ms daughter home to her mother with pet snails and slugs over lockdown. To be fair it was her own idea

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder

Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

One day he might become a rich and successful musician

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of mine progressed from recorder to violin, and another one came home with a trombone.

I feel your pain OP

Oh good Lord. I’m really hoping to avoid violins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One day he might become a rich and successful musician

Not judging by the racket he’s making

Not sure music is his thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder

Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?"

I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh

*Fixing a typo*

I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person

Ha! My mother always bought THE noisiest toys for mine. A drum kit and life sized growling snow leopard were particularly memorable

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

The vtech light up bear.

Demonic.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Anyone trying to talk to me when I'm trying to fill in an online form

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The morning alarm

The hoover

Walking past the kids toy box in the dark and something starts talking or laughing

it's literally the most terrifying split second ever

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Violin must be worse

Those letters from school went straight into the recycling, whoops!

Jo x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh

*Fixing a typo*

I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person

Be careful what games you play, my sister thought it was funny to get our two the noisiest toys she could find thinking she was safe as her kids were in their teens. You should have seen her face when we turned up on Christmas Day with a drum kit, electric guitar and amp for her two.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder

Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?

I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself

Well done you! But did you find the rest of your household covering their ears

.... My ears were itchy this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder

Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?

I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself

Well done you! But did you find the rest of your household covering their ears

.... My ears were itchy this evening

I think they were actually impressed it could make a sound approaching a melody and not just a hideous shriek lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Violin must be worse

Those letters from school went straight into the recycling, whoops!

Jo x

Agreed. I think I’d encourage a less painful hobby. Like fire eating

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Remember vuvuzelas at football matches?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The morning alarm

The hoover

Walking past the kids toy box in the dark and something starts talking or laughing

it's literally the most terrifying split second ever

Ha! My mum once bought the freakiest looking clown dolls ever (no noise thankfully) but one fell out of the toy box as I was walking past. Aged me by about 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Motorbike & A Subaru

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember vuvuzelas at football matches? "

Oh yes. South Africa World Cup. Had to watch on mute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The alarm in the morning

That specific begging meow my cat does when he’s decided it’s food time (usually an hour before food time)

My work ringtone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any advert where liquid is poured into a receptacle, especially from a kettle (yes, BBC, I'm talking about you!) or is a radio ad about wine, prosecco or similar. It makes me feel queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That screeching sound chimps make sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

walking by a group if teenage girls and their doing that screaming screeching that they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"walking by a group if teenage girls and their doing that screaming screeching that they do"

Omg omg omg omg aaaaaaa! That one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

Actually makes me so mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs squeaky toys grrrrr

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Go-Compare guy!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Tile cutters

Drilling on adjoining wall

Souped up exhausts before my alarm goes off

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Wooden wind chimes in a neighbour's garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising

Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife

What’s the most irritating sound in the world?

J "

Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

Oh god no! I hate that fucking pig!!!

I’m a vegetarian and I’d still eat that pig on a sandwich just to get it the fuck off my tv!!!

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

Giving young kids a whistle x

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Anyone trying to talk to me when I'm trying to fill in an online form

You could of stopped at anyone trying to talk to me

Kids on Tiktok

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo"

I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo

I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song?

But it's brilliant!

Stick, stick, stick, stick, sticky, sticky, stick, stick

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!

Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...

Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo

I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song?

But it's brilliant!

Stick, stick, stick, stick, sticky, sticky, stick, stick

Hahaha also have a look at gonoodle and moosetube on you tube I particularly like peanut butter in a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising

Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife

What’s the most irritating sound in the world?

J "

I think you've won there, OP. Nothing more irritating than a recorder. Why do all little people learn them?! They're just the flute's more annoying sibling!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m building my own synthesiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'vehicle reversing- vehicle reversing × 20 ...

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