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"crumpets are always sexy "The big question though..... Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them? People get fighting over this very question you know  | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well) "Good Lord...  | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord... "It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature. It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)  | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord... "And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy! | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well) "It certainly was. I'm having s rethink on the butter front | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know "No No NO!! | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly) "I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do? Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!"Lap it up m’lady, lap it up....  | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
No No NO!! "I will confess to spreading Marmite over the butter on top but cheese - ney, ney and thrice ney! | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
No No NO!!
I will confess to spreading Marmite over the butter on top but cheese - ney, ney and thrice ney!
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy"‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’ | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!
Lap it up m’lady, lap it up.... "I may slurp. | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’ "I think I'm in love with you  . I want you in a bath of gravy, now! | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
No No NO!!
I will confess to spreading Marmite over the butter on top but cheese - ney, ney and thrice ney!
Sir, you are a deviant of the highest order " .....this may not be an appropriate moment to reveal my love of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches me thinks..... | |||
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"I had a "Last Tango in Paris" moment when I read the thread title .... "Good! X | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
No No NO!!
I will confess to spreading Marmite over the butter on top but cheese - ney, ney and thrice ney!
Sir, you are a deviant of the highest order
.....this may not be an appropriate moment to reveal my love of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches me thinks..... "You're triggering me | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!
Lap it up m’lady, lap it up.... "Maybe I could sit on your knee and let it run all over me too so it needs lapping up....  | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now! "I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak | |||
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"I had a "Last Tango in Paris" moment when I read the thread title ....
Good! X"When I first saw it I thought it was irresistibly sexy. Then I read that the actress did not give consent, there'd been no prior discussion, she felt abused and assaulted. Haven't been able to watch it since. Still like butter on crumpets, though. | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak "Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’ "Oooft... I tip my hat to you, sir | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!
Lap it up m’lady, lap it up....
Maybe I could sit on your knee and let it run all over me too so it needs lapping up.... " Oo yess! Lots of lapping will ensue.....
‘The melting butter slid delicately and oh so sensually down the entwined bodies.....’ | |||
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"I had a "Last Tango in Paris" moment when I read the thread title ....
Good! X
When I first saw it I thought it was irresistibly sexy. Then I read that the actress did not give consent, there'd been no prior discussion, she felt abused and assaulted. Haven't been able to watch it since.
Still like butter on crumpets, though. "Jeez! I didn't know that. How horrific for her  | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks " My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation..... | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
Oooft... I tip my hat to you, sir " Spinach - old Popeye knew well that it didn’t just make his forearms swell..... | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation..... "I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know "Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite... | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!
Lap it up m’lady, lap it up....
Maybe I could sit on your knee and let it run all over me too so it needs lapping up....
Oo yess! Lots of lapping will ensue.....
‘The melting butter slid delicately and oh so sensually down the entwined bodies.....’ "The melting butter slid down the entwined bodies and the gentleman holds the sexy lady in his arms and licks the delicious butter from her curves enjoying the juices of her mingled with the delicious butter x yum. | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation.....
I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x"£1.26 for a 200g bag at Sainsbury’s - perfect accompaniments in sexual practices (can be delicately inserted anywhere.... ) and......are even better with butter melted over them | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite..."Another Marmite fan? | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
And off his chin and into a greasy puddle in his lap. Yummy!
Lap it up m’lady, lap it up....
Maybe I could sit on your knee and let it run all over me too so it needs lapping up....
Oo yess! Lots of lapping will ensue.....
‘The melting butter slid delicately and oh so sensually down the entwined bodies.....’
The melting butter slid down the entwined bodies and the gentleman holds the sexy lady in his arms and licks the delicious butter from her curves enjoying the juices of her mingled with the delicious butter x yum. " Oh my........ I think I may have just experienced a premature gastro-erotic ejaculation.... | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation.....
I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x
£1.26 for a 200g bag at Sainsbury’s - perfect accompaniments in sexual practices (can be delicately inserted anywhere.... ) and......are even better with butter melted over them "Come for tea tomorrow. There'll be lots of cream, oozy cheese & dribbly meaty juices. After that, I'd "mangetout" you | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite...
Another Marmite fan? "Hell yeah, marmite is the best toast/crumpet topping after butter! | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation.....
I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x
£1.26 for a 200g bag at Sainsbury’s - perfect accompaniments in sexual practices (can be delicately inserted anywhere.... ) and......are even better with butter melted over them
Come for tea tomorrow. There'll be lots of cream, oozy cheese & dribbly meaty juices.
After that, I'd "mangetout" you " .....and....I’ve just cum again....
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite...
Another Marmite fan?
Hell yeah, marmite is the best toast/crumpet topping after butter! "Amen!  Marmite - The true nectar of the Gods!
Said to be the food of choice of Zeus himself (I may have just made that last bit up...) | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation.....
I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x"I really laughed out loud to this! xx | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite...
Another Marmite fan?
Hell yeah, marmite is the best toast/crumpet topping after butter!
Amen! Marmite - The true nectar of the Gods!
Said to be the food of choice of Zeus himself (I may have just made that last bit up...) "Shush now, Sensual. If you are going to continue with this Marmite malarkey, you will only ever be able to do me from behind | |||
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"I love butter on toasted crumpets.... When one bites into them the greasy juices slide deliciously down ones throat (and invariably down ones chin as well)
Good Lord...
It was hot right? I’m thinking of starting a new genre; Gastro-erotic literature.
It’s going to be a sure fire hit (possibly)
I'll give to you, it was. What other food stuffs can you do?
Go on, make a bowl of spinach sexy
‘Sarah stood up suddenly and grabbing a handful of the Asda Spinach (now only 64p on rollback!) she ripped open her blouse exposing her bountiful breasts and proceeded to wantonly rub it over herself in a decidedly lascivious manner....’
I think I'm in love with you . I want you in a bath of gravy, now!
I’ll bring extra Bisto cubes - a gravy bath ‘on the rocks’ so to speak
Mmmmm, I'll be sat on your rocks
My rocks quiver in lewd Bisto fuelled anticipation.....
I'm getting a fanny flutter
Now, talk to me about mangetout x
I really laughed out loud to this! xx " | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite...
Another Marmite fan?
Hell yeah, marmite is the best toast/crumpet topping after butter!
Amen! Marmite - The true nectar of the Gods!
Said to be the food of choice of Zeus himself (I may have just made that last bit up...)
Shush now, Sensual. If you are going to continue with this Marmite malarkey, you will only ever be able to do me from behind " I shall bin the marmite with haste; Will Whipped cream and strawberries secure me a ‘Front stage’ pass? | |||
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"crumpets are always sexy
The big question though.....
Is it ever right to put cheese and savoury toppings on them?
People get fighting over this very question you know
Of course!! A bit of cheese & maybe marmite...
Another Marmite fan?
Hell yeah, marmite is the best toast/crumpet topping after butter!
Amen! Marmite - The true nectar of the Gods!
Said to be the food of choice of Zeus himself (I may have just made that last bit up...)
Shush now, Sensual. If you are going to continue with this Marmite malarkey, you will only ever be able to do me from behind
I shall bin the marmite with haste; Will Whipped cream and strawberries secure me a ‘Front stage’ pass? "Definitely. And if you want to bring a Ripple, I won't argue....x | |||
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