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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

What if you're just peckish so you have a semi so to speak but you want something big and crunchy?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Blue smarties would be very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wife...do we need to have another sit down conversation ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry"

Why is this such a creepy image? Brrr.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'd spend half my time trying to eat with flaccid teeth

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Gives a whole new meaning to having a boner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blue smarties would be very popular "

But why?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry"

Now your just getting weird!

Hot, but weird!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Muuuuuum I’m not hungry

Timmy I can see your teeth!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeezus Queenie!

That's the shit of nightmares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry

Now your just getting weird!

Hot, but weird!

*just* getting weird? You’ve not read many of my threads before have ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone would know I was always hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think this would cause me a problem. I’m always hungry

Though waking up hung over not hungry and having to deal with that. Sends shivers down my spine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone would know I was always hungry. "

Same girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That actually made me boake in my mouth a little Queenie!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That actually made me boake in my mouth a little Queenie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you're just peckish so you have a semi so to speak but you want something big and crunchy?"

soup with toast i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even better if you had an elephant trunk for a nose that got erect when you picked up a nice scent?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"wife...do we need to have another sit down conversation ?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fucking love this I does.

Would be good tho. Kids that were being greedy instead of hungry would get proper rumbled.

Or for people that forget to eat like me. Erectyteethy alarm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking love this I does.

Would be good tho. Kids that were being greedy instead of hungry would get proper rumbled.

Or for people that forget to eat like me. Erectyteethy alarm"

Ereceteethy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely think you’re the only person on here who can shock me with their threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If wouldn’t be the first time half of you would of had an erection in yer mouth

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out! "

yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to spit out some of those magic mushrooms, youve had a few to many,lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I genuinely think you’re the only person on here who can shock me with their threads!

An honour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out! "

Oh my god

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i love the idea. means i can only eat when im hungry

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out!

Oh my god

https://youtu.be/TtL58HCAkKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out!

Oh my god

https://youtu.be/TtL58HCAkKE"

Argh! I'll be having nightmares about this tonight now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd need to only have sex with hungry people! I can't stop picturing the Dr guy from Futurama going down on me now and it is creeping me the hell out!

Oh my god

https://youtu.be/TtL58HCAkKE

Argh! I'll be having nightmares about this tonight now

I'm still fucking laughing

Zoidberg is merely your flaccid toothed lover with sunburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone would know I was always hungry. "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering how everyone would sound talking through their wobbly flaccid teeth and whether they'd hiss when they were hungry....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wondering how everyone would sound talking through their wobbly flaccid teeth and whether they'd hiss when they were hungry...."

they wouldn’t hiss, they’d hithhhhh

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry"

God. John Lennon's lyric-writing really went down in later years, didn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when you were hungry

God. John Lennon's lyric-writing really went down in later years, didn't it? "

Whay

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