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It’s the age old question.....

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Answers must include why you made your choice.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

100 duck sized horses every time - a horse sized duck would be bigger than me and more likely to do damage than no more than 4 or 5 duck sized horses being able to get near me at a time - plus if things got really bad I could climb a tree to escape a duck sized horse

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll opt for the horse sized duck; If I do manage to come through victorious against this most fearsome of quackers, I can have duck spring rolls for months afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lover not a fighter

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"100 duck sized horses every time - a horse sized duck would be bigger than me and more likely to do damage than no more than 4 or 5 duck sized horses being able to get near me at a time - plus if things got really bad I could climb a tree to escape a duck sized horse "

Hahahaha “if things for bad” got visions of a mob of angry mini horses baying for blood.

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ll opt for the horse sized duck; If I do manage to come through victorious against this most fearsome of quackers, I can have duck spring rolls for months afterwards "

Easy to head lock just the one huge neck too, I’d imagine.....

Definitely wouldn’t fancy plucking it!

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

I horse size duck just think how much good meat is on the bird for cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I just cook them?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Screw fighting a horse sized duck I'd just call the old bill

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Definitely 100 duck sized horses, their kick of hooves wouldn’t be so painful. However a horse sized duck would tower over me and I’ve just got a vision of being gobbled up in one piece from above

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Let me get the fire pit lit and then duck is on the menu

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Screw fighting a horse sized duck I'd just call the old bill"

I’m no expert on fighting ducks but I’m pretty sure it’s the RSPB that police the rascals.

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull

I’m surprised no ones gone for the loaf of bread decoy then getting stuck into the feathered fiends with a round house kick or two..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass"

Now this, I like. What we calling the new steed?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass"

You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

launchpad mc quak

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I thought the age old question was

How do you drink your tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass

You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboy"
I'd hang onto it's neck like the never ending story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck sized horses every day. Imagine how terrifying a horse sized duck would be!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"horse sized duck I'd fight it defeat it become it's alpha and ride around on it looks all badass

You know how sometimes when someone rides horses a lot they that spread to their thighs? Ducks are proportionally wider than horses at a guess so....spread em cowboyI'd hang onto it's neck like the never ending story"

That film made me cry

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By *ai24 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"launchpad mc quak "

Hahaha catchy, rolls straight off the tongue.

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