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Hot chilli !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That feeling when you eat a meal which states only 1 chilli rating on the box & you think it is going to be mildly flavourful. Only when eating it does the intensity of the chilli builds to an uncomfortable level and no amount of cold drink will stop the burn!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And the next day......we’ll, I won’t go into graphic detail but there is a song by the late Johnny Cash which encapsulates the feeling one gets whilst sitting on the loo.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hadn't thought about the NEXT day! ahhhhh!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Drink some milk ..or add yogurt to the sauce

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I hadn't thought about the NEXT day! ahhhhh!!"

Oh.....Er.....pay no attention to my scaremongering.

I’m quite sure you’ll be perfectly fine.....yes....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I loved spicy food. Hot chilli noldles were my favourite! Now I can't have any at all :' (.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only problem like that in this household is when products claim to be spicy but just aren't enough.

We have a 9.5m scoville chilli essence we use for an extra kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved spicy food. Hot chilli noldles were my favourite! Now I can't have any at all :' (. "

Oh no! Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink some milk ..or add yogurt to the sauce "

I am outta milk. And don't have any natural yogurt.

I am slowly ploughing through it!

Taking breaks to let my tongue recover from the spicy heat.

And typing in the forum.

I won't waste my food. It is perfectly fine aside from the fact it was created by the Devil himself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bottle of both God Slayer and Regret in the fridge. Both of which are hot but regret is 12million and it is on the CIA watch list to not be sent to N.Korea as it can be used to power ballistic missiles.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

My daughter got me a chilli sauce pack for xmas. 1 was a bramley apple and jalapeño salsa.. it wasn’t as cool as suggested... it had Naga chillies too.. kin’ ell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only problem like that in this household is when products claim to be spicy but just aren't enough.

We have a 9.5m scoville chilli essence we use for an extra kick "

Then may I recommend Tesco's creamy chicken & smokin' rice ready meal for 1 !

It says mild. But I beg to differ.

( goes off to put some more ice in her drink! )

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I loved spicy food. Hot chilli noldles were my favourite! Now I can't have any at all :' (.

Oh no! Why?"

Stomach issues . Sad times! I miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoghurt or mango chutney, something sweet really knocks back the spice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yoghurt or mango chutney, something sweet really knocks back the spice. "

I am drinking cold pineapple and coconut juice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoghurt or mango chutney, something sweet really knocks back the spice.

I am drinking cold pineapple and coconut juice!"

Mango lassi ftw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You die hard spicy fans would think I am a pussy! but I am sweating now!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Thats my worse nightmare I avoid spicy food wherever possible, I feel your pain

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I hadn't thought about the NEXT day! ahhhhh!!"

When you have a bum like a Japanese flag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hadn't thought about the NEXT day! ahhhhh!!

When you have a bum like a Japanese flag! "

Just a good job it's not "anal Wednesday " tomorrow then eh! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved spicy food. Hot chilli noldles were my favourite! Now I can't have any at all :' (.

Oh no! Why?

Stomach issues . Sad times! I miss it. "

I am genuinely sad for you! That would be my culinary nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meal finished!

I survived!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once ate a Carolina Reaper chilli.

Holy crap! It felt as though my inner ears were on fire and I was gasping like a deranged dude of some note.

I had gut ache for the next few hours and when I sat on the throne later it felt like I was passing molten magma.

On the bright side though, it was on my bucket list so another thing ticked off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I loved spicy food. Hot chilli noldles were my favourite! Now I can't have any at all :' (.

Oh no! Why?

Stomach issues . Sad times! I miss it.

I am genuinely sad for you! That would be my culinary nightmare "

It's honestly in mourning still a year or so later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has never been a problem for me... But I get all eye rolly n stuff when I am eating with someone that understands your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once ate a Carolina Reaper chilli.

Holy crap! It felt as though my inner ears were on fire and I was gasping like a deranged dude of some note.

I had gut ache for the next few hours and when I sat on the throne later it felt like I was passing molten magma.

On the bright side though, it was on my bucket list so another thing ticked off "

I tried eating a dried ancho chilli once. Now it’s by far nowhere near as hot, but my stomach hurt that much I was doubled up in pain for half an hour and couldn’t get off the toilet for 20 minutes after that.

I think it’s because it was dried. But I won’t make that mistake again.

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I love spicy food, and find I have the opposite issue.

I buy something that says 'extreme heat', try it, and it's about the same level as Flaming Hot Monster Munch

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

Milk.

Should kill the chilli burn.

Chilled wet wipes or those moist intimate wipes.

Should make the after effects in the morning less uncomfortable.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


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Meal finished!

I survived!

"

Congrats fighting your way through

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a redhead and can handle chilli. I've never been outspiced yet. Been growing nagga chillis for my salads this year. My fella has "wimp" level. Although he can now handle more than he could before he meet me.

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