FabSwingers.com forum: I'm so horny!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so horny. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer you a pizza on a plate

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider it done

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"He's so horny. ^"

Me so horny

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Go on then you can sink it in Jim's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely misread that and thought you wanted vagina in a bottle.

How do you get one of those in a bottle..? Witchcraft..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have a note from my doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny or in need of worshipping considering it's a bloody sacrifice ?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream... "

That blockage can be cleared easy enough

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What about cake iv got cake

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Have you tried your local butcher's?

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream... "

Ive got a flake going spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want either back in good condition. Sorry.

I like to be ruined properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition

Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition...

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition

Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition...

Her x"

Used* condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer you a pizza on a plate

Who eats pizza from a plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream... "

That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about cake iv got cake

Cheesecake or nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition

Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition...

Her x

Used* condition

Yes please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What about cake iv got cake

Cheesecake or nothing!"

I can make cheesecake what flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about cake iv got cake

Cheesecake or nothing!

I can make cheesecake what flavour

Deal! But I want your butthole after!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

My cock now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

My cock now

Sounds cheesy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

My cock now

Sounds cheesy

It should taste cheese too, with the addition of cock de fromage

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

My cock now

Sounds cheesy

It should taste cheese too, with the addition of cock de fromage

Il take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't we all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't we all

You just make it worse

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

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it was cheese & ham hock, it was bloody delicious

i didn't find a penis in the end of it so OP must have decided against abusing a toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

it was cheese & ham hock, it was bloody delicious

i didn't find a penis in the end of it so OP must have decided against abusing a toastie

Next time perhaps

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...

That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole

A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"We can offer you a half eaten toastie

it's still warm so it might do the job

What’s in the toastie

it was cheese & ham hock, it was bloody delicious

i didn't find a penis in the end of it so OP must have decided against abusing a toastie

Ohh that does sound yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...

That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole

A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP?

Very much, fan is blowing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have bobs and vagene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...

That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole

A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP?

Very much, fan is blowing me

Lucky fan

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it.

Careful, speaking like that you might have a proposal on your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only have bobs and vagene"

Can you rub them together for a bit so they're nice and warm please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it.

I don't trust you one bit! You're a cake farter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about cake iv got cake

Cake you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only have bobs and vagene

Can you rub them together for a bit so they're nice and warm please!"

Did you go outside today? I think they are warm enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only have bobs and vagene

Can you rub them together for a bit so they're nice and warm please!

Did you go outside today? I think they are warm enough

I think that's what's causing it

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