FabSwingers.com forum: Ever filled a buttcrack with scoops of icecream like a banana split?

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend..."

I did this with Jamie Hants once.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Asking for a friend...

I did this with Jamie Hants once."

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

You are forgetting strawberry sauce

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

No....

But I have covered his balls in cold squirty cream and licked it off, but thats no good for your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the curdling bim juice is a turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasted a good cheesecake on one that one time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looked like ice cream..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds tasty

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll give it a go if it's mint choc chip.

That'll disguise any clinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend...

I did this with Jamie Hants once.

How was it? "

It passed the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but on my to do list amongst setting a small lump of butter on an anus and fuck it to make a cream that I could use as mascarpone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine. "

No hundreds and thousands?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I've one ice cream left, on a stick, any takers?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You are forgetting strawberry sauce

Got to be chocolate

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No....

But I have covered his balls in cold squirty cream and licked it off, but thats no good for your friend

Could just use cream and call it a buttcrack eclair.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

" No the curdling bim juice is a turn off."

The what?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wasted a good cheesecake on one that one time....."

If it went in your mouth its never a waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine.

No hundreds and thousands?

I have terrible visions of it being found still days later in all crooks and crannies of my voluptuous body

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well it looked like ice cream..............

If you mean your semen please see a doctor

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sounds tasty

What flavours you want?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll give it a go if it's mint choc chip.

That'll disguise any clinkers "

Clever lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it looked like ice cream..............

If you mean your semen please see a doctor

I am a Doctor

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Thinking best to avoid chocolate flavour though

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Asking for a friend...

I did this with Jamie Hants once.

How was it?

It passed the time."

Gotta do what you gotta do in these times.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not yet but on my to do list amongst setting a small lump of butter on an anus and fuck it to make a cream that I could use as mascarpone "

Put it on pancakes after

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why would you?"

Why wouldn't you?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've one ice cream left, on a stick, any takers?"

Careful with that stick

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine.

No hundreds and thousands?

I have terrible visions of it being found still days later in all crooks and crannies of my voluptuous body

Like an upside down fab lolly

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Thinking best to avoid chocolate flavour though

Nooooo

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not ice cream, but have with yogurt and squirty cream

Tempted to call it a knickerbocker glory

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Thinking best to avoid chocolate flavour though

Nooooo"

Lol could you face eating it mental block

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not ice cream, but have with yogurt and squirty cream

Tempted to call it a knickerbocker glory

Amazing

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Thinking best to avoid chocolate flavour though

Nooooo

Lol could you face eating it mental block

As long as there's no brownie chunks

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Thinking best to avoid chocolate flavour though

Nooooo

Lol could you face eating it mental block

As long as there's no brownie chunks

Oh god !!! Mental picture implanted

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not I but I have squirted cream all over boobies before.

.....That may or may not have been a euphemism....

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not I but I have squirted cream all over boobies before.

.....That may or may not have been a euphemism....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have to say Lacey, I'm impressed at your grossness on this thread. It almost feels like I'm no longer alone in the

stakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" No the curdling bim juice is a turn off.

The what?

Bim juice. Said in an inspector clouseau voice.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have to say Lacey, I'm impressed at your grossness on this thread. It almost feels like I'm no longer alone in the

stakes "

Oh your peachyness, you have no idea

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

" No the curdling bim juice is a turn off.

The what?

Bim juice. Said in an inspector clouseau voice. "

Is that like a cross between bin and bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of being asked, “wanna Flake in that?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes on regular occasions.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any chance of being asked, “wanna Flake in that?”"

Nah too messy

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes on regular occasions.

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x "

Quick LBC it's melting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK"

How awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One scoop or two

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"One scoop or two

Three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One scoop or two

Three

Strawberry sauce

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No, but why have I never thought of this before now?!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Best get on it for snack attack photo challenge tomorrow!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"One scoop or two

Three

Strawberry sauce

Chocolate or raspberry for me please

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, but why have I never thought of this before now?!

Mrs TMN x"

The scoops of icecream would line up so perfectly between the cheeks, just like between the bananas.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"No, but why have I never thought of this before now?!

Mrs TMN x

The scoops of icecream would line up so perfectly between the cheeks, just like between the bananas. "

Dear god, this is the greatest thing ever. Let’s all do it immediately. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, but why have I never thought of this before now?!

Mrs TMN x

The scoops of icecream would line up so perfectly between the cheeks, just like between the bananas.

Dear god, this is the greatest thing ever. Let’s all do it immediately. Mr. "

Fab photo challenge?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes"

I once covered a dick in tiramisu because I'm an animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes

I once covered a dick in tiramisu because I'm an animal. "

Coffee flavoured cock sounds like a dream I never knew I had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I have seen 2 girls 1 cup

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes

I once covered a dick in tiramisu because I'm an animal.

Coffee flavoured cock sounds like a dream I never knew I had! "

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but I have seen 2 girls 1 cup

2 girls 1 icecream cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes

I once covered a dick in tiramisu because I'm an animal.

Coffee flavoured cock sounds like a dream I never knew I had!

Was it as good as i’m assuming?

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Asking for a friend..."

No but we did play with a finger of fudge once..

.oh no never again.. it seemed so much sexier and less messy in our minds

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes"

I was d*unk in the Malmaison in Newcastle with my friend and I asked for a glass of ice to take up to bed.

I was given a glass of ice chips to which I replied.. "They're too small- I want the proper cubes - they're not going in my drink!!!

And yes the same guy was serving tables at breakfast

I was mortified !

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Yep, have done this. With maple syrup. Because everyone loves maple syrup.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"No, but why have I never thought of this before now?!

Mrs TMN x

The scoops of icecream would line up so perfectly between the cheeks, just like between the bananas.

Dear god, this is the greatest thing ever. Let’s all do it immediately. Mr.

Fab photo challenge? "

Yes yes! Let’s do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there’s a fascinating thought! I’ve had licking ice cream off a lovers body in my head for a while now

Wouldn’t have thought about the butt crack... but it’s ice cream so I’ll go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend..."

No but I'll add to our to-do list. Know anyone who's up for it? I'll bring the coconut based vegan icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK

How awful!

We're just going to ignore the fact that LBC eats ice cream with a fork then?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK

How awful!

We're just going to ignore the fact that LBC eats ice cream with a fork then?..."

She’s a bit weird... but I like her that way

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never with ice cream, just the thought made me smile.

ice cubes yes

I once covered a dick in tiramisu because I'm an animal.

Coffee flavoured cock sounds like a dream I never knew I had!

Was it as good as i’m assuming?"

I enjoyed myself

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Asking for a friend...

No but we did play with a finger of fudge once..

.oh no never again.. it seemed so much sexier and less messy in our minds

Oh dear

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yep, have done this. With maple syrup. Because everyone loves maple syrup. "

Sounds sticky

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now there’s a fascinating thought! I’ve had licking ice cream off a lovers body in my head for a while now

Wouldn’t have thought about the butt crack... but it’s ice cream so I’ll go with it

Maybe I picked up the icecream vibes from you and being the pervert I am I combined it with buttcracks

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London

could play some ice cream van music to get in the mood

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Asking for a friend...

No but I'll add to our to-do list. Know anyone who's up for it? I'll bring the coconut based vegan icecream

Oh I'm sure I know someone...

Ooo yum!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK

How awful!

We're just going to ignore the fact that LBC eats ice cream with a fork then?..."

I eat most desserts with a fork Mr. Judgey McJudgerson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds tasty

What flavours you want? "

Vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but now I want to! Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I would happily do that to your bum crack x

Quick LBC it's melting!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY TONGUE BECAUSE I HAVE LOST MY FORK

How awful!

We're just going to ignore the fact that LBC eats ice cream with a fork then?...

I eat most desserts with a fork Mr. Judgey McJudgerson."

And what about forking a bum crack?

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"Yep, have done this. With maple syrup. Because everyone loves maple syrup.

Sounds sticky

All good things are sticky.

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By *oBeRodeMan
over a year ago

clifton ish

Yeah but mint lol

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By *oBeRodeMan
over a year ago

clifton ish

Yeah but mint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate mixing food and sex. There's a time for eating and a time for fucking and the two don't meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in this weather, you’d have to be mad

Sounds like a summer treat to me

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By *oBeRodeMan
over a year ago

clifton ish

I could put some cream in your ass if you like xx

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Only if he doesn't have a hairy butt crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine. "

I was going to ask what flavour of ice cream but it shouldn’t matter to you seeing as you’re not the one eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if he doesn't have a hairy butt crack

Hairy sprinkles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for a friend..."

Im not using my haagen daaz strawberry cheesecake flavour for this no matter how sexy they are.....there are limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if he doesn't have a hairy butt crack

Hairy sprinkles.

Why can I feel them in my teeth?! Stop this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine.

No hundreds and thousands?

I have terrible visions of it being found still days later in all crooks and crannies of my voluptuous body

Like an upside down fab lolly

I missed this comment

Gave me some odd image now.. thanks Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

No sprinkles but plenty of whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

How about a flake to nibble on and strawberry sauce? I'll have a 69 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

No sprinkles but plenty of whipped cream "

Whip you say?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

How about a flake to nibble on and strawberry sauce? I'll have a 69 please."

Make that double flake penetration and I do hope you like the cone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

No sprinkles but plenty of whipped cream

Whip you say?

;-)"

Once I’ve finished my ice cream, you can play with my whip.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's a profile with vids where a female shat out a full banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a profile with vids where a female shat out a full banana

Haha WHAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who digged this out..

Cringing at my reply.

How about a flake to nibble on and strawberry sauce? I'll have a 69 please.

Make that double flake penetration and I do hope you like the cone?

I like the cone. A double flake it is then.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Chocolate sauce?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now will surely try

No sprinkles on mine.

No hundreds and thousands?

I have terrible visions of it being found still days later in all crooks and crannies of my voluptuous body

Like an upside down fab lolly

I missed this comment

Gave me some odd image now.. thanks Lacey

You're welcome

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

One banana two banana three banana more.

I think banana bum artwork should be far more mainstream.

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