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Jamie Hants only eats one banana at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of us take on two at a time.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s cause she’s frigid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen her do 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s cause she’s frigid "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen her do 3 "

You've got verve, you're a lucky man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but how many in total.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, but how many in total.....? "

Good question.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time "

I heard that she microwaves them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the size of her ginger pussy?

(also, is she ok with this thread?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We joke, but there's a very real possibility that she'll hunt us all down and chop our balls off.

I don't want to incur that kind of wrath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In five years time when she's left fab and married or whatever and all settled and ppl here ask about that amazing hottie Jamie Hants and they do a forum search on her name, THIS is what they're gonna find!!!

I often have this worry about Nippy's legacy too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the size of her ginger pussy?

(also, is she ok with this thread?)"

I have seen the size of her ginger pussy. She sent me her favourite photo of her ginger pussy.

I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I don't know sure this will end well

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Jim, i'd suggest a good pair of running shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, i'd suggest a good pair of running shoes"

I've got red trainers and I've got blue trainers. I'm not sure which colour are the fastest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the size of her ginger pussy?

(also, is she ok with this thread?)

I have seen the size of her ginger pussy. She sent me her favourite photo of her ginger pussy.

I don't know."

The seductively reclining one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...but you should see what she does with the rest of the bunch . Talented lady!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Jim, i'd suggest a good pair of running shoes

I've got red trainers and I've got blue trainers. I'm not sure which colour are the fastest."

pick one i'm sure jaime will throw the other pair to (at) you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I shared one with her once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the size of her ginger pussy?

(also, is she ok with this thread?)

I have seen the size of her ginger pussy. She sent me her favourite photo of her ginger pussy.

I don't know.

The seductively reclining one?"

That's the one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shared one with her once "

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, i'd suggest a good pair of running shoes

I've got red trainers and I've got blue trainers. I'm not sure which colour are the fastest. pick one i'm sure jaime will throw the other pair to (at) you "

She might throw her prick boots at me as well.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time

I heard that she microwaves them."

I know poor Cucumber

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time

I heard that she microwaves them."

Can you microwave cucumbers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time

I heard that she microwaves them.

I know poor Cucumber "

It is sad. But out of this sadness comes the inspiration for the name of my new band, The Cucumber Zaps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought it was Cucumbers she ate one at a time

I heard that she microwaves them.

Can you microwave cucumbers? "

You can do anything you want if you follow your heart.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I shared one with her once "

Vaginally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might call my new band Vaginally Banoffee Pie.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I might call my new band Vaginally Banoffee Pie."

I’ll play the bongos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might call my new band Vaginally Banoffee Pie.

I’ll play the bongos "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll play the castanets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a basic bitch with a super cute vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shared one with her once "

Oooooh a double ender....what a fabulous sight that would be

One happy banana.....what a way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a basic bitch with a super cute vag"

It's well Taylored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

² is better than ¹.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’m no expert banana handler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Sorry I’m no expert banana handler "

Try two sometime, you might master it.

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