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Ive got a hotel room for the night fancy meeting me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does this line ever work? Has anyone ever agreed to and gone through with a meet off a message like this?

Simmers my piss tbh so annoying.

What are your thoughts and opinions good people of fab...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless I was homeless that night..

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Nope never would or have

I like to chat a while and suss someone out before I'd think about meeting, then it's a social first.

There's many that seem to try their luck though and hope someone one bites.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I have that off a special friend when he's been last minute posted down here

Newbie... not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope never would or have

I like to chat a while and suss someone out before I'd think about meeting, then it's a social first.

There's many that seem to try their luck though and hope someone one bites. "

This for me

Her x

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Nope. Not something I would be interested in but I do regularly get messages along those lines.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some will, some won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this regularly from a woman that visits derby... you can tell its a blanket message sent to multiple guys. Into the delete folder!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No never! X

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nope, because I just read it as "I fancy a fuck but am too tight to pay for a prostitute".

Appealing? Not. :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only did this with a women once.

but i had been chatting to her for a while and was only closer as her job meant she had to stay in hotel.

what never of met otherwise as she lived many miles away.

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Not tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a girl in a hotel bar round the corner because her meet had an emergency. (His wife probably came home early) and stayed the night with her. But only cause we’d chatted and met at socials before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this line ever work? Has anyone ever agreed to and gone through with a meet off a message like this?

Simmers my piss tbh so annoying.

What are your thoughts and opinions good people of fab...?!

"

I don’t have anything substantial to add to the conversation but I just thought I’d say that “simmers my piss” is actually fucking hilarious and that I’m definitely stealing it/using it from now on.

Been staring at the screen laughing like a total fanny for the last 5 minutes so cheers hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this the other day from a random couple, presumably they'd been let down?

Ummmmm, I have a daughter and a real life, shit takes planning and I'd rather not be an afterthought, unless you're Bellaseas and passing through.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a feeling that only the men would say it had worked for them haha!

But I’m not brave enough to do something like that....plus I’m not sure I’d ever receive a message like that either.

I’ll be surprised if I see a woman who says yes if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will, some won't."

Let's test it out.

Sparkle - ive got a hotel room for Friday night , fancy joining me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When meets were advertised I met someone.

Why does it bother you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried this a few times. Advertising a meet with a room booked.

It doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" When meets were advertised I met someone.

Why does it bother you? "

Luck bastard, that's why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long time ago when I was braver, I did find myself alone and bored in a hotel room. I updated my status and 3 hours later I was having a fantastic time with someone.

Without doubt my most memorable fab experience ever.

In general though, no!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

After months of lockdown, & absolutely no child free time since March, right now the thought of a hotel room entirely to myself for the night sounds like absolute bliss! If I had the opportunity I certainly wouldn't be sharing it with a total stranger off the Internet

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By *ornsMan
over a year ago

west Midlands

I was surprisingly asked to join a couple in a hotel recently, rushed home showered changed git there, no response nothing totally blanked...was told a couple of days later that she was "busy at the time"..no shit sherlock!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"I was surprisingly asked to join a couple in a hotel recently, rushed home showered changed git there, no response nothing totally blanked...was told a couple of days later that she was "busy at the time"..no shit sherlock! "

presumably someone else got there faster than you

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By *ornsMan
over a year ago

west Midlands


"I was surprisingly asked to join a couple in a hotel recently, rushed home showered changed git there, no response nothing totally blanked...was told a couple of days later that she was "busy at the time"..no shit sherlock!

presumably someone else got there faster than you "

Lol I would say the same, but contacted when leaving out and it was still on, took 15 mins to get there..anyway I've put that one as a bad experience and moved on

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Just got this a few minutes ago from a lorry driver

"Fun in my cab tonight?"

That was the total message BTW. Makes a hotel room invite from a total stranger seem so much more appealing.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

My first meet on fab was basically this

Had been chatting to her for a while then she said she was in town for the weekend. By Sunday morning, she messages me saying she would like me to go to her hotel room...i gladly provided the service

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la


"Just got this a few minutes ago from a lorry driver

"Fun in my cab tonight?"

That was the total message BTW. Makes a hotel room invite from a total stranger seem so much more appealing.

"

I'm so jealous! You're so lucky

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My first meet on fab was basically this

Had been chatting to her for a while then she said she was in town for the weekend. By Sunday morning, she messages me saying she would like me to go to her hotel room...i gladly provided the service "

If you've been chatting then fair enough, it's the messages I get from unknown randoms asking for a hotel meet when we've never spoken before and half of the profiles are blank avatars with equally scintillating profiles...oh yeah , go on then , twist my arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It never worked for me, mind you I have never used it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"this king size bed is going to waste"

Why, are you sleeping on the floor?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Some will, some won't.

Let's test it out.

Sparkle - ive got a hotel room for Friday night , fancy joining me? "

But you aren't just "everyone"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"One time only opportunity". What is this? A cheap double glazing pitch?!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

5 star hotels yes, but these premier Inn, travelodges, no.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

It really surprises me that guys come out with this kind of shit, what on earth goes through their heads that makes them think this is what a lady wants? I'm not sure if they are stupid, lazy, opportunistic or some combination.

My mind boggles but then i often look upon the human race and despair so maybe i shouldn't be surprised.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Does this line ever work? Has anyone ever agreed to and gone through with a meet off a message like this?

Simmers my piss tbh so annoying.

What are your thoughts and opinions good people of fab...?!

"

Had some amazing meets with guys in hotels.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

There are many non-forum users for whom this process seems to work, judging by the veris.

If you genuinely want a ONS, you'd log and message everyone in the vicinity. Chances are, there might be someone willing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It really surprises me that guys come out with this kind of shit, what on earth goes through their heads that makes them think this is what a lady wants? I'm not sure if they are stupid, lazy, opportunistic or some combination.

My mind boggles but then i often look upon the human race and despair so maybe i shouldn't be surprised. "

Oh this is considered, polite, and charming compared to some stuff people come out with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really surprises me that guys come out with this kind of shit, what on earth goes through their heads that makes them think this is what a lady wants? I'm not sure if they are stupid, lazy, opportunistic or some combination.

My mind boggles but then i often look upon the human race and despair so maybe i shouldn't be surprised.

Oh this is considered, polite, and charming compared to some stuff people come out with "

Maybe that should be the next forum post;

The most obscure message you’ve ever received on fab (or polite and charming)

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"It really surprises me that guys come out with this kind of shit, what on earth goes through their heads that makes them think this is what a lady wants? I'm not sure if they are stupid, lazy, opportunistic or some combination.

My mind boggles but then i often look upon the human race and despair so maybe i shouldn't be surprised.

Oh this is considered, polite, and charming compared to some stuff people come out with "

Oh I'm all to aware from speaking with people yet I'll never understand the thought process behind such messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some will, some won't.

Let's test it out.

Sparkle - ive got a hotel room for Friday night , fancy joining me?

But you aren't just "everyone" "

Hence why Im giving you the keys to my room.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Some will, some won't.

Let's test it out.

Sparkle - ive got a hotel room for Friday night , fancy joining me?

But you aren't just "everyone"

Hence why Im giving you the keys to my room. "

I'm only doing it because its you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine some of the horror stories that could occur doing this. I mean Imagine a random meet like that you go there the birds fanny stinks eeeeewwwf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope never would or have

I like to chat a while and suss someone out before I'd think about meeting, then it's a social first.

There's many that seem to try their luck though and hope someone one bites. "

Same, very selective who I speak to and who I meet with - socials a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine some of the horror stories that could occur doing this. I mean Imagine a random meet like that you go there the birds fanny stinks eeeeewwwf "

What does that even mean

Anyone could go on any kind of date.

Anywhere

And find their dates personal hygiene is sadly lacking.

What a very odd post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine some of the horror stories that could occur doing this. I mean Imagine a random meet like that you go there the birds fanny stinks eeeeewwwf

What does that even mean

Anyone could go on any kind of date.

Anywhere

And find their dates personal hygiene is sadly lacking.

What a very odd post"

lol I am odd

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Does this line ever work? Has anyone ever agreed to and gone through with a meet off a message like this?

Simmers my piss tbh so annoying.

What are your thoughts and opinions good people of fab...?!

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Does it come with free room service?

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By *ad-HunterMan
over a year ago

near Watford / hemel / St Albans


"I tried this a few times. Advertising a meet with a room booked.

It doesn't work "

Well I beg to differ.

I've met 3 of the horniest people from 3 different posts saying they had a hotel room and one of them meets turned into a 5 year fwb so far and we still meet up and even sometimes invite yet another lad or 2 to join us

Yeah it was initially a risk but OMFG the sex was and is amazing and their stamina too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It never worked for me, mind you I have never used it "

Follow your heart.

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

What room number?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"What room number?"

45678 hehe

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

If this does work the owner of Premier Inn must be constantly exhausted.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Just to put a little balance in to this discussion, living on the edge of the Lake District I often receive late night ‘booty call’ messages from couples in local hotels, asking if I can “come round now”. Obviously I’m available 24/7 to just drop what I’m doing and come running......

And one of my favourite messages I will never forget;

“I’m horny and more so on c*ke, so if you have any, I’m yours”

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