FabSwingers.com forum: Cow or goat conundrum...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If the FAB fairy offered you a million quid on the proviso you had to have a cow or goat living inside your house/flat for the next 2 years would you accept?

And if so, which would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, cow but can it shit in the garden?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

a cow as i love cows

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

A cow

A goat would eat anything it could get its hooves on

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Forget the money, animals should be free!

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

my hubby says he got a dirty cow living with him now

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes, cow but can it shit in the garden? "

Yes, or an extra 50 thousand if you can house train it to use a tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat I love them. We fell in love with one called marigold at a farm we used to go to when my son was small. If I had real grass in my garden I would have one tomorrow

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A goat. I love their mischievous nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you kill them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cow if I'm living in uddersfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My goats always come in the house! Usually with a few chickens following behind!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"a cow as i love cows"

Jersey cows are very pretty

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It would have to be a goat, I’m scared of cows and I don’t like the fact they lick their nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take the cow, they've got a bit of a chilled, dunse vibe about them. Goats are viscious!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Easy a cow, grew up on a farm. Cows are far more amenable, goats are stubborn little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy a cow, grew up on a farm. Cows are far more amenable, goats are stubborn little fuckers "

I agree, but then it depends which side of the bed your trying to push them onto.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Easy a cow, grew up on a farm. Cows are far more amenable, goats are stubborn little fuckers

I agree, but then it depends which side of the bed your trying to push them onto.

Haha that is very true. The cow can live downstairs me upstairs sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus goats have very mesmerising eyes, love a bit of goaty eye contact.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sure - I’ve possibly have one of each , lovely animals , goats are my fave though and bit more practical

Goats have officially taken from cats on the internet , they rule

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Plus goats have very mesmerising eyes, love a bit of goaty eye contact. "

You’re ‘kidding’ right.

Cows are nice too, walk under them they give you a nice pat on the head

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A cow

A goat would eat anything it could get its hooves on

Yes goats can be naughty, one ate my cousin's cardie once

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A cow if I'm living in uddersfield"

I see what you did there

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A fainting goat; I feel so sorry for the poor little buggers so I’d happily give one a home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goat.

i like goats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat will eat everything a d cow will smash it all.. damn

Goat so I will never have snacks around

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We have had all sorts of orphaned farm animals come to stay at ours over the years Mr is a softie when it comes to his animals. He once spent a week going everywhere with a tiny piglet in the pocket of his wax jacket

Cows are pretty docile so I would do it for the money but Mr can deal with the mess.

I can imagine a goat climbing the bookcase and negotiating the stairs a lot easier than a heifer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both please, oh what jolly larks we would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have had all sorts of orphaned farm animals come to stay at ours over the years Mr is a softie when it comes to his animals. He once spent a week going everywhere with a tiny piglet in the pocket of his wax jacket

Cows are pretty docile so I would do it for the money but Mr can deal with the mess.

I can imagine a goat climbing the bookcase and negotiating the stairs a lot easier than a heifer. "

I want a pocket pig so badly now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pygmy goat please?!?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd choose the cow ... but I'd have to mooove

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is the fab fairy throwing in a milking machine?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I want a pocket pig so badly now!"

She grew up unfortunately. Still likes to go for walks with the dogs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goat please and I would call him Gary. Me and our kid would have the best of craic for 2 years till I got my money. Then I'd send him to Australia to live with Jimbo and visit from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a really small cow because I like condensed milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have a really small cow because I like condensed milk"

that made me laugh

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Goat will eat everything a d cow will smash it all.. damn

Goat so I will never have snacks around

I like your thinking

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Goat, preferably a Pygmy or an Anglo-Nubian please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Goat. I LOVE goats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goat, preferably a Pygmy or an Anglo-Nubian please.

I also would opt for a pygmy goat, as my house is way too small for a cow or even a regular sized goat!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Goat, I already have free roaming giant rabbits, so a Nigerian Dwarf goat would fit in well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a belted galloway, they look like the would enjoy a good hugging.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You know I'm only just decorating don't ya

But yeah, I'll have a goat please.

That'll teach the door knocking trick or treaters with no costumes when they get the gift of chocolate chip cookies

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Goat... cows are huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A house with a detached annex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mathematics makes it an obvious choice a cow weighs on average 720kg a goat about 50kg for a start would your sofa take a cow sitting on it? Secondly cows produce an awful lot of shit and its sot solid its of the liquid variety. There is only one choice if you really think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat, they're like little weird dogs.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cows are pretty docile so I would do it for the money but Mr can deal with the mess.

I can imagine a goat climbing the bookcase and negotiating the stairs a lot easier than a heifer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cow, but only if I gwt to choose the breed! Friesian would be too big, so I will have a nice little red Dexter please.

Goats are a pain in the arse, escaping, chewing stuff they shouldnt, climbing about the place!

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