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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mum told me this at the weekend, she said:

You know Mary I work with? Well she was in the hair Salon chatting away to the hairdresser who asked about her recent holidays and Mary said she had gone to Rome. The hairdresser was a bit cheeky and said "what would you want to go there for? I hear the place is stinking.". So Mary said "it was lovely, the streets were clean and beautiful and the buildings and hotel were spotless."

"Aye but were there not loads of beggars about and I heard the food was rotten, why would you want to go there?" and Mary replied "The food was lovely and there werwnt any more beggars than there would be in town. The architecture was stunning and I had hoped to meet the Pope." The hairdresser laughed and said "Awk Mary I'm sure you had no chance, sure he would be surrounded by bodyguards and other people wanting to meet him, you'd never get close." "Well wait till you hear" said Mary. "We were standing outside these large ruins waiting to take a tour when these men approached us in dark suits and glasses. They stood in front of us as if to keep us back and in behind then walked the Pope. I was stunned. He walked along shaking hands and saying a few words and when he got to me he shook my hand and spoke."

"What did he say Mary?" Asked the hairdresser with bated breath. "He said who the fuck cut your hair?"