FabSwingers.com forum: The weirdest crush you never thought you would ever have/had!

By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

So this post is for everyone to unload their guilty pleasure crush or crushes! There is no judgement here! I'll begin with jo what's her face? Don't know her last name but you all know her as supernanny! Don't know what it was? Love a bigger woman, add glasses and discipline to the equation! Yep! Fucking weird! She could toss my salad as I butter her buns! Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late, I just unloaded.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban"
Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn? "

I think Smiles meant Jeremy Corbyn.

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By *uckypups1000Couple
over a year ago

peterborough

Liza tarbuck for me sexy curvy funny and can probably down a pint in five secs!

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn?

I think Smiles meant Jeremy Corbyn."
ha ha nice one Jim but I don't think anyone could go that far for a secret crush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

Yea but there is something about him. Mine would be Carol Kirkwood from bbc weather. Best part of my mornings

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Deborah Meadan from dragons den or Dawn French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Willis

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

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and resembles a praying mantis lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

and resembles a praying mantis lol x"

Can't see it myself. I always look at him and think he needs the experience of an older woman

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Deborah Meadan from dragons den or Dawn French"
dawn French is a boss shout there jack! Awesome smile and dimples!

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Deborah Meadan from dragons den or Dawn French dawn French is a boss shout there jack! Awesome smile and dimples!"

Also Fern Britton

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Emma Willis

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there should be a direct thumbs up link! She's got amazing eyes! And I dig her hair! Bet she could suck a golf ball through a mile of hosepipe! X

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

and resembles a praying mantis lol x

Can't see it myself. I always look at him and think he needs the experience of an older woman

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you wanna fuck the awkward virgin and teach him some stuff don't ya! Good on you girl! I hope you would have the time and patience to stop every 10 seconds and use purell lol x

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Deborah Meadan from dragons den or Dawn French dawn French is a boss shout there jack! Awesome smile and dimples!

Also Fern Britton"
jack loves the larger ladies! I'm there with you Bro!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn?

I think Smiles meant Jeremy Corbyn."
james cordan i think hes very talented

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

Ha I remember our kid telling me his 3 from back in the day! Julie Goodyear aka Bet Lynch, Letitia Dean aka Sharon watts and Purdey aka Joanna lumley lol

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn?

I think Smiles meant Jeremy Corbyn. james cordan i think hes very talented"
bet you'd love to carpool ha ha x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Jo Frost. Oddly i was reading something about her the other day and cant believe shes 50.

Mine is james corban Thanks i was racking my brain trying to remember her last name and wanted it to remember it before i googled lol, James cordan or James coburn?

I think Smiles meant Jeremy Corbyn. james cordan i think hes very talented bet you'd love to carpool ha ha x"
ive only seen a few but adele was my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bettany Hughes, Lucy Worsley and Victoria Coren-Mitchell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arlene Foster - I would just like to fuck someone in local politics so that everytime I see them on the news I'll know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bettany Hughes, Lucy Worsley and Victoria Coren-Mitchell."

Excellent choices sir.

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By *ink-182 OP Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

"Arlene Foster - I would just like to fuck someone in local politics so that everytime I see them on the news I'll know

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fucking legendary reply I'm pmsl here! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arlene Foster - I would just like to fuck someone in local politics so that everytime I see them on the news I'll know

fucking legendary reply I'm pmsl here! Brilliant!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon Cooper

yes I do know he's gay

and resembles a praying mantis lol x

Can't see it myself. I always look at him and think he needs the experience of an older woman

you wanna fuck the awkward virgin and teach him some stuff don't ya! Good on you girl! I hope you would have the time and patience to stop every 10 seconds and use purell lol x"

Yup

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

They know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think jimmy Carr is quite hot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think jimmy Carr is quite hot

Yeah ok that one is weird

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Antony Head.. especially as repo man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 10 years old I had this odd crush on Ruby Wax.

What was I thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think jimmy Carr is quite hot

just no!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Theresa May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire blading!!!!

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jason Momoa And Kelly Brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Momoa And Kelly Brook

You think thats weird?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Jason Momoa And Kelly Brook

You think thats weird?

Maybe the top half of jason and the bottom half of kelly, that's weird....though also odly hot

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Clare from steps I know

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jason Momoa And Kelly Brook

You think thats weird?

Maybe the top half of jason and the bottom half of kelly, that's weird....though also odly hot

Jason MOMOA under water....

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Theresa May

Haha that’s a challenging wank!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Theresa May

Haha that’s a challenging wank!"

More than one but i got the replastering work done whilst she was all bossy pm

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By *adyVoluptuousWoman
over a year ago

A Castle In The

Greg Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew fab was full of deviants but there are some sick fuckers on this thread!

I would have a go with Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton though, think it’s the power suits

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d like to marry a Greg Davies, sooo soooo very tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emma Willis

there should be a direct thumbs up link! She's got amazing eyes! And I dig her hair! Bet she could suck a golf ball through a mile of hosepipe! X"

Not exactly a "weird crush", though. She's legitimately, conventionally hot.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Grace Dent, the restaurant critic and a regular guest judge on Masterchef.

She has a delightfully coarse look about her.....

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"I’d like to marry a Greg Davies, sooo soooo very tall

So it's tall you like huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Mirren, she's triple my age but I don't care none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kristen Bell.....I’m 6’10 she’s 5ft.......would look hot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emma Willis

Totally with you on her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grace Dent, the restaurant critic and a regular guest judge on Masterchef.

She has a delightfully coarse look about her.....

Agreed

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Bit of a strange one, I was watching something online yesterday and Andrea Bocelli was on it, never really given him much thought before but suddenly found him really quite appealing.

His son Matteo is also extremely attractive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one is Davina McCall.

Raven-haired and a cracking smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carla from corrie Kate Slater eastenders kim Tate emmerdale I could go on

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Not sure a lot of these could really be considered weird.

I find Robbie Coltrane quite attractive & also Brian Blessed & Anthony Hopkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby wax

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Nicola Sturgeon

Yes I know it’s weird but you did ask

Oh and Lorraine Kelly

Must be the Scottish accent !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray Winstone

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Caron Keating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicola Sturgeon

Yes I know it’s weird but you did ask

Oh and Lorraine Kelly

Must be the Scottish accent ! "

With you with Ms Sturgeon! Would really like to fuck her from behind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger.

Not a crush, but I had a sexy dream about Keith Lemon a few weeks ago. Now whenever I see one of his posts on Instagram I feel a bit flustered. Awful

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

If I fancy someone it's probably due to a glint in their eye, intelligence, wit. So none of them are weird or guilty pleasures they're just my kind of person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priti Patel.

She's a nasty hard-faced bitch but I'd love to knob her senseless.

Does that make me a bad person?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Priti Patel.

She's a nasty hard-faced bitch but I'd love to knob her senseless.

Does that make me a bad person?"

Not at all she is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank girl. Not ashamed either.

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

She-ra ..... I was obsessed with her as a kid... then David Bowie in the Labrinth ( only in Labrinth) and Joan cusack

xxx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’d like to marry a Greg Davies, sooo soooo very tall

So it's tall you like huh?

I would climb him like a tree

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"I’d like to marry a Greg Davies, sooo soooo very tall

So it's tall you like huh?

I would climb him like a tree

He was my drama teacher lol actually a really nice guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tank girl. Not ashamed either."

As much as I love Fonzie; it’s Jet Girl for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherish Fintan from Bake Off The Professionals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know his name the guy who plays joker in suicide squad as the joker, purely becuase he has that look that he will do some crazy shit to you in the bedroom

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Don't know his name the guy who plays joker in suicide squad as the joker, purely becuase he has that look that he will do some crazy shit to you in the bedroom "

Jared Leto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know his name the guy who plays joker in suicide squad as the joker, purely becuase he has that look that he will do some crazy shit to you in the bedroom

Jared Leto"

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over a year ago

"Don't know his name the guy who plays joker in suicide squad as the joker, purely becuase he has that look that he will do some crazy shit to you in the bedroom

Jared Leto

Emma stone ; I mean shes lovely and all, buy I dont normally like really thin girls - but there's just something about her - pretty face , how she holds herself - not sure

Ok ok not that Weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Error 403 ! I know that's an error but I can't help it

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Nicola Sturgeon

Yes I know it’s weird but you did ask

Oh and Lorraine Kelly

Must be the Scottish accent !

With you with Ms Sturgeon! Would really like to fuck her from behind x"

Deffo miss sturgeon. Whilst shouting "come on, wee Jimmy krankie" and putting her into a good "olde english piledriver"

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