FabSwingers.com forum: I dare you guys to be honest!

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"

and that's only the men !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only that one time you sent me your face pic

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always disappointing when it's a fugly!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Only that one time you sent me your face pic

I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

not often but i have seen from behind a pony tailed blonde with a nice arse and said to my m8 'look at her'..

only to then realise it was a bloke..

didnt get much stick, honest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!!

Not... How many turn ya down?

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

I showed up at a meet once, she looked hot in her pics but she couldn't get a leg over and was alot older than her pics and profile suggested - well it didn't happen. I'd rather forget the whole sorry affair to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!!

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only that one time you sent me your face pic

I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr

One persons fit is another's fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bored with having the bejesus scared outta me. Hubby screens all incoming private pictures before they are presented to my poor innocent eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tbh looks are not important to me if i click with someone looks,size,age(over 21 though) will not put me off its all about chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only that one time you sent me your face pic

I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr

One persons fit is another's fat.

Phat Shagga, "Phat" ...c'mon chav up darlin'

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By *orset manMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

beauty is in the eye of the beholder- but anyway I always have a paper bag with me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to perv few more profiles and pics before replying to this question

Give me a minute OP please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!"

That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only that one time you sent me your face pic

I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr

One persons fit is another's fat.

Phat Shagga, "Phat" ...c'mon chav up darlin'

Sorry, I blame my auto correct, I typed phat but my phone insisted on fat.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im only missing one tooth .. all the rest are my own...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!

That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under

yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to know what half of you all look like!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!

That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under

yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight"

See it this way (always trying to throw a positive curve) ....if she did go to parties with you ...you'll still be attending with a "nobody" by your side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not far from often but nice rack an fit arse makes up for fugly face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!

That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under

yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight

See it this way (always trying to throw a positive curve) ....if she did go to parties with you ...you'll still be attending with a "nobody" by your side

but she is a head turner!!

some stomachs too

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

tbh looks are not important to me if i click with someone looks,size,age(over 21 though) will not put me off its all about chemistry "

Yeah chemistry is great... Rohypnol, Chloroform,...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body of Baywatch and face of Crimewatch

its happened to us couples aswell

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder ..."

Along with cataracts.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Id love to know what half of you all look like!!! Lol

Seriously... you wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As grandad would say ya don't look at the hearth when poking the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time and its the reason I haven't met anyone for months

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I've never been disappointed when meeting the face that belongs to the figure...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i shock them from the word go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice from far ... but far from nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack

" he then replied with a face pic

had to block him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack

" he then replied with a face pic

had to block him!

A 2-bagger or "I'll chew my arm off in the morning" job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been disappointed when meeting the face that belongs to the figure..."

First time for everything I suppose!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the feckin time lol !! this site can be so disappointing at times

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack

" he then replied with a face pic

had to block him!

Gawd dont you hate it when that happens... so much easier to see a pic on profile then you dont have to make a twat of yourself..

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Or how about the carefully edited, black and white pic taken at a clever angle that makes them look Depp handsome, posted to public images and then they send the REAL picture.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

its not good when you have a mental picture of them in your head,and then.......

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I've never been disappointed when meeting the face that belongs to the figure...

First time for everything I suppose!!!

Fortunately, I don't judge people on looks alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been disappointed when meeting the face that belongs to the figure...

First time for everything I suppose!!!

Fortunately, I don't judge people on looks alone."

Does that mean you look to shag people more for their personality than looks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More times than i can count... funnily enough if the pics had been on their profile i might not have been so harsh as i was having to drag it out of them... its not all about looks but when people present one thing then are a completely different thing then it just puts me off... prefer an honest profile of a not so great looking person to a fantastic model-esque looking profile of the very same person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one. I decided i will keep the image without the face in my wank bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be fair not that often because you can tell they'll be rank from their body pic anyway so just dont bother messaging them. All the nice ones seem to be away from my local area

i have a face pic up, not my best, But leaves no illusions as to what i look like. I have the body of a god... Unfortunately that god is buddah !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack

" he then replied with a face pic

had to block him!

Gawd dont you hate it when that happens... so much easier to see a pic on profile then you dont have to make a twat of yourself..

Body of adonis, face of benny from crossroads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol thats the way it goes onhere. people take very clever pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit that with some profiles sometimes it's like looking at a Ferrari to only to find it's got a VW Beetle engine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take 1 for the team.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I have to admit that with some profiles sometimes it's like looking at a Ferrari to only to find it's got a VW Beetle engine.

Dont knock vw's lol they are reliable n last forever

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over a year ago

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More times than I care to mention, and I know it happens both ways with me. I am an average looking person. But whereas in real life you get the chance to judge people on their personalities you have to judge on looks on here. Bit sad and sure you miss out on people who could really do it for you, but there we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body of Baywatch and face of Crimewatch

its happened to us couples aswell "

I'm sure it happens to both sexes!

Although no doubt some guys will use the 'well the body makes up for it' argument! (and of course those who's only pre-requisite is a pulse and a hole or two!).

How many times have the women seen a toned, sportsman like physique - only to find the face of said sportsman is more Peter Beardsley than Peter Andre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack

" he then replied with a face pic

had to block him!

Gawd dont you hate it when that happens... so much easier to see a pic on profile then you dont have to make a twat of yourself..

Body of adonis, face of benny from crossroads!

OR BOBFOC ( Body Of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch - works for both men and women that way lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not far from often but nice rack an fit arse makes up for fugly face"

My thoughts exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THey are known as butter faces round these parts, everythings nice but her face

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"Im only missing one tooth .. all the rest are my own...

Now you've made the final payment! lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

lol

Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting asked for facepics quite alot...after they have looked through some of my pics..I'd thought they coulda built a 3d model in the head by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.

i dunno..u'd have to smell like shit MrsB to put me off ya...ooooh..I'am a crawler! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

far too many times to count, its so disappointing as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.

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we would agree with you there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"far too many times to count, its so disappointing as well"

I'm 5'11, built like a tank...and chiselled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOBFOC's are commonly known as 3 fielders this neck of the woods.

The meaning = They look alright from 3 fields away.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

lol

Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.

we would agree with you there lol

What that you were disappointed with ours?

Sorry

will send you someone elses next time lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I have one face pic that looks like I've escaped from the Scrubs. If they get past that, they are doing good!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

lol

Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.

i dunno..u'd have to smell like shit MrsB to put me off ya...ooooh..I'am a crawler! xxxx"

* has a good sniff *

Looks like my luck might be out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Aristotle was quoted as saying:

"Who looks at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really chat with out a face pic x A good bum will not having me mailing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont really chat with out a face pic x A good bum will not having me mailing .

But then you look even more stunning 'in real life' than your photos so you can be as choosy as you like.

My fuglie is on my profile as are all the others so no shocks await. You get them for free here! I hope they show I am an average to slim, ugly biker with a fabulous bike who actually meets people and has one or two good features somewhere...

If I am not your cuppa then have fun and jog right on by ..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats why i have full pictures on, if they dont like what they see they dont have to waste their time messaging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing a black bag cant sort.

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

I tend not to look at the mantlepiece when I'm poking the fire!

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