FabSwingers.com forum: Does anyone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A what the, what the, who now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was ment to go for a run... so literally anything else is a yes

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Come again.....?

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

What, another one. Am I allowed two I one day? Or am i spoiling myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What, another one. Am I allowed two I one day? Or am i spoiling myself?

Treat yourself!

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

"What, another one. Am I allowed two I one day? Or am i spoiling myself?

Treat yourself!"

But I have adult things to do. One more cant hurt, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What, another one. Am I allowed two I one day? Or am i spoiling myself?

Treat yourself!

But I have adult things to do. One more cant hurt, right?"

Remember to cut your nails first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm intrigued!!!"

About?

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

"Remember to cut your nails first "

They’re always nice and trimmed. Just incase i ever find myself having an impromptu one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember to cut your nails first

They’re always nice and trimmed. Just incase i ever find myself having an impromptu one. "

Smart man

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?"

Nah, too busy doing a bit of wall papering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum wanks, is that a thing?

Excuse my ignorance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bum wanks, is that a thing?

Excuse my ignorance."

Of course it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not just wank me with your mouth please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you not just wank me with your mouth please?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you not just wank me with your mouth please?

No"

Can’t fault me for trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And does it cause ejaculated?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And does it cause ejaculated?"

What

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?"

Back it on up girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?

Back it on up girl"

What

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?

Back it on up girl

What"

Stick it in reverse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a pokey bum wank I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry should say ejaculation

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?"
if you are offering to milk my prostrate then hell yessssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Fancy a cheeky pokey bum wank?"

I’ve heard of this and I’m intrigued into how it feels but I would never do it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m not offering anything to anyone....

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’m not offering anything to anyone....

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well that is so disappointing, you start a thread and get us all excited and then drop this bombshell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not offering anything to anyone....

well that is so disappointing, you start a thread and get us all excited and then drop this bombshell

Where in my thread did I offer anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?"

Cheeky pokey bum wank

Poke ya bum while ya wank

Isn’t it obvious?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?"

Thank god you asked otherwise I’d have had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?

Cheeky pokey bum wank

Poke ya bum while ya wank

Isn’t it obvious?"

It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?

Cheeky pokey bum wank

Poke ya bum while ya wank

Isn’t it obvious?

It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now!

This is true, I apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?

Cheeky pokey bum wank

Poke ya bum while ya wank

Isn’t it obvious?

It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now!

This is true, I apologise "

Thanks for the clarification ladies, never tried it but will certainly be giving it a go later!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Bum wanks, is that a thing?

Excuse my ignorance."

Of course it is! It's the only reason I go to see my GP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment no. But if I did probably wouldn't need lube. Just got back from a dog walk so am very sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum wanks, is that a thing?

Excuse my ignorance.

Of course it is! It's the only reason I go to see my GP!"

Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received."

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I’m good thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and..."

Apples!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...

Apples!"

Ooh, only on my birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...

Apples!

Ooh, only on my birthday! "

When’s your birthday?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...

Apples!

Ooh, only on my birthday!

When’s your birthday? "

Going to guess today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.

Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...

Apples!

Ooh, only on my birthday!

When’s your birthday?

Going to guess today "

Let’s hope so

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