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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart So I'm game if you are | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you? You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. | |||
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"Older lady here partial to a shag or two " And a gorgeous lady you are too. | |||
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"Older lady here partial to a shag or two " Excellent and good to know. You are top of my list. | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart So I'm game if you are " You're on! I've crimped the edges with my top set so they look pretty too . | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you? You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. " Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly. | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-)" A paragon of virtue | |||
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"Not fooling me for one second. Its a a conspiracy by the young to bump us off through coronavirus. " | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you? You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly. " My excess padding is keeping the wrinkles at bay for now. Lol BTW - having seen you at social evenings, you dont need any tricks. You're a very attractive lady. Xx | |||
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"Not fooling me for one second. Its a a conspiracy by the young to bump us off through coronavirus. " They call it the ‘Boomer remover’. True. Bastards! | |||
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"Is mid to late 40’s considered shaggable? " Far too young. Back to your X box! | |||
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"Is mid to late 40’s considered shaggable? Far too young. Back to your X box!" Pffft | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart So I'm game if you are You're on! I've crimped the edges with my top set so they look pretty too . " Oooft! You know just how to get me going, don't you? | |||
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"Is mid to late 40’s considered shaggable? " A pesky kid. | |||
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"Older lady here partial to a shag or two " Only if I can whisper in your ear | |||
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me" I’m not that old | |||
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me I’m not that old " You’re 21 years older than me | |||
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"Is mid to late 40’s considered shaggable? A pesky kid." Can I sneak in at 49? | |||
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"Is mid to late 40’s considered shaggable? A pesky kid." Jeez oh “Dad” give us a break!!?! | |||
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me I’m not that old You’re 21 years older than me " No, I have 21 years more experience | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you? You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly. My excess padding is keeping the wrinkles at bay for now. Lol BTW - having seen you at social evenings, you dont need any tricks. You're a very attractive lady. Xx " you're too kind | |||
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me I’m not that old You’re 21 years older than me No, I have 21 years more experience " God bless | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " You do ironing, ? Handy !! | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-)" I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts You do ironing, ? Handy !! " | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts " Will they be at the wedding buffet? | |||
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"I could go a little older " And you're older than me | |||
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"I could go a little older " 15 years?? | |||
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"I could go a little older And you're older than me " But are you more mature than me? | |||
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"I could go a little older 15 years?? " | |||
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"I could go a little older And you're older than me But are you more mature than me? " I very well could be only one way to find out Busty | |||
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"I could go a little older 15 years?? " I know - you just want cuddles. | |||
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"I quite like a salt and pepper haired dreamboat " Im more of a shipwreck. | |||
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"I quite like a salt and pepper haired dreamboat " Looking absolutely fantastic Jamie | |||
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"I quite like a salt and pepper haired dreamboat Looking absolutely fantastic Jamie" Thank you. You’ve made my day | |||
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"I could go a little older And you're older than me But are you more mature than me? I very well could be only one way to find out Busty " And what would that be | |||
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"I could go a little older 15 years?? I know - you just want cuddles. " | |||
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"I could go a little older And you're older than me But are you more mature than me? I very well could be only one way to find out Busty And what would that be " well I'm wrong there us a couple of ways! | |||
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"I quite like a salt and pepper haired dreamboat " I'm more salt than pepper these days, annoyingly, but to quote your status I'd love to do the sex with you, and touch your vagina | |||
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"Thought others would have mentioned this. It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time. I’m Available all week. Just saying." Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment.... | |||
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this. " But you could always shag somebody older | |||
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this. But you could always shag somebody older " So could I. | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts Will they be at the wedding buffet? " Almost certainly. We can also add pineapple and cheese cubes on cocktail sticks. It will be a proper buffet then. | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts " You only love me for my tarts! | |||
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"Thought others would have mentioned this. It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time. I’m Available all week. Just saying. Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment...." Good point. Great pics by the way. | |||
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this. But you could always shag somebody older So could I. " Oh goodie, never too old for more than one.x | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts Will they be at the wedding buffet? Almost certainly. We can also add pineapple and cheese cubes on cocktail sticks. It will be a proper buffet then." Woop woop. | |||
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"Thought others would have mentioned this. It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time. I’m Available all week. Just saying. Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment.... Good point. Great pics by the way. " Thank you | |||
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this. But you could always shag somebody older " Ooh that I could. Only just older mind. | |||
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this. But you could always shag somebody older So could I. Oh goodie, never too old for more than one.x" You bet your bottom dollar! | |||
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me I’m not that old You’re 21 years older than me No, I have 21 years more experience " She might have 21 years less experience than you but still be better at sex than you... | |||
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"I like to shag a bit younger though With a few exceptions " | |||
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"I will be doing my bit for ageuk by shagging an oldie on thursday" Me me me!! | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " Oh I love jam tarts | |||
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"I’m 41... does that count? I suppose it’s relatively old to someone in their 20’s" It’s older than me | |||
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"I don't do so bad. " Not surprised, you're in good shape | |||
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"I don't do so bad. Not surprised, you're in good shape " Thank you kindly x | |||
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"I may be over 50 but I dont think I'm an oldie " I wouldn't kick you out of bed. | |||
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"Looking good don’t look a day over 30 " Awwww thanks. | |||
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"I may be over 50 but I dont think I'm an oldie " Not old but gold | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts " Phahaha brilliant! Think of the ladies to gents! And not just for the jam tarts! | |||
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"am I classed as old?" Not to me.x | |||
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"Thought others would have mentioned this. It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time. I’m Available all week. Just saying." The silver tongued devil strikes again. | |||
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"am I classed as old? Not to me.x" That means you can't shag me then. Sad times | |||
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"am I classed as old?" Not with dimples like that lol!! | |||
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"Men in their 40’s, step this way " Damn. Too old. | |||
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)! ;-) I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts You only love me for my tarts!" We can start at the tarts and work on the other stuff | |||
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"am I classed as old? Not with dimples like that lol!! " Didn't realise I had them. Honest | |||
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"God sake if he's older than me I don't fancy the chances " I just fancy you not my chances but I am a couple of years younger anyway | |||
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"God sake if he's older than me I don't fancy the chances I just fancy you not my chances but I am a couple of years younger anyway " | |||
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