FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking the law in a limited way

By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

I have decided to break the law in a

Limited and specific way. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a gathering with 7 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak Cadbury’s chocolate from Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a gathering with 7 people "

Bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spike Cadbury’s chocolate from Tesco "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak Cadbury’s chocolate from Tesco "

Steal. Darn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake a rug in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit someone in Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go 31mph in a 30, 41mph in a 40 and so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stole more than one pencil and tape measure from IKEA?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I have decided to break the law in a

Limited and specific way. Any ideas?"

You could steal a limited and specific number of things.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Steak Cadbury’s chocolate from Tesco

Steal. Darn it!"

I hope you weren't putting knock out drugs in them! For your own dirty needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have a coffee with someone in Manchester, 2+ metres apart, indoors

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I have decided to break the law in a

Limited and specific way. Any ideas?"

Breathe out within 1 metre of a person or persons who is not/ are not a member/ members of your household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a kids party and invite 5 children aged 12 yrs 1 month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stole more than one pencil and tape measure from IKEA?"

I've stolen more than that from IKEA

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Go past a speed camera in a 30mph zone above the limit, but on a bicycle

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By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Haha loving these! I thought I might misuse apostrophes. Not a crime but it should be

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Get d*unk and swear at a vicar in a church yard.. ecclesiastical act.

Or hire a skip over night and take the light off it...

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By *olacola OP Man
over a year ago

lincoln

"Get d*unk and swear at a vicar in a church yard.. ecclesiastical act.

Or hire a skip over night and take the light off it..."

Love it. The right balance of naughty and trivial. By the way, are you two the fittest couple on fab or what?

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By *himp_KittenCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Get d*unk and swear at a vicar in a church yard.. ecclesiastical act.

Or hire a skip over night and take the light off it...

Love it. The right balance of naughty and trivial. By the way, are you two the fittest couple on fab or what?"

Well thank you for the compliment, we guess it's very much subjective but we're very flattered you think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave ypure wheelie bin on the street all night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Smuggle a 7th incredibly height and size-challenged person into your home in a small container?

Park 1 tyre on the kerb, ss you lpad the size-challenged person in to the vehicle?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Smuggle a 7th incredibly height and size-challenged person into your home in a small container?

Park 1 tyre on the kerb, ss you lpad the size-challenged person in to the vehicle? "

Load, not ipad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one we've all probably broken:

'It is Illegal to be d*unk in the pub'

No one is innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive at 71MPH

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Handle a salmon suspiciously on a London street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have your dog off the lead in a public place!

Get d*unk and ride your pedal bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stole more than one pencil and tape measure from IKEA?"

When I visit IKEA, which I do quite often, I sometimes use my hot drink mug to have a cold drink from "free refill" thingy and then have a coffee afterwards....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk and ride your pedal bike."

That used to be fun especially if it was pouring with rain and I had to take my glasses off.

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

If you are going to intentionally break the law, then don't moan about it if you are caught!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gonna get caught in a yellow box , not by the cops but greedy councils that's just been given powers to fine you £130 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break into a £10 note.

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Have sex in a public toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your crack and sell it

( males only)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block your neighbours driveway

( but only when they are on holiday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell drugs to very young people,but only Calpol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on the bumper cars and drive without due care and attention

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