FabSwingers.com forum: Turn offs on profiles

By *lassyandkinky OP Couple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x

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By *eeds Horny BuggerMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The mention of 420 friendly. Seems to be more common on profiles now as well. Even seen some updates on people profiles looking for drugs. Wtf is that all about

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

This

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Anything 420 and the endless use of airbrushed photos.

It will be such a shock and disappointment when they are stood in front of you.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Messy backgrounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles with all pics of the ladies and men’s profiles that are all cock pics !

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Shagging with socks on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of single guys with numerous bareback pics with few different women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bi men who show more intrest in men than women by asking for cock rather than pussy. Plus i hate being messaged for a meet if the guy has already another female's name on an update. For example message me then the lady's name. I know he only messaged me because the other lady failed to reply.puts me off straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x "

I prefer women slimmer than me. Unless they've got a wicked personality and then that trumps all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

oh soooooo much.

Mentions of a partner that's clueless.

Bareback or bareback photos

Anything that doesn't match up. Example, their age says 45 but in the text that they wrote when they joined over a year ago it says "43 year old".

I know it's just coz they've not updated their profile but that shit gets on my nipples. To me it's lazy. Fuck that.

Photos that have no care or effort.

Lack of personality in pics or text.

Text talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of Chems.

Anything that alludes to paying to play.

'Will fill in later' yet joined 30 years ago.

Im sure there are others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

def thia

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x

I prefer women slimmer than me. Unless they've got a wicked personality and then that trumps all

I prefer women (and men) slimmer than me too.

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lol

* Long winded profile omg they have way to much time on there hands just say you want a shag and are picky lol just be direct no messing saves lot of time

*Pics of women giving blowjob or being fucked we know it happens or are they proud of the latest conquest lol

*The ones that say fill in later lol

*ladies that say because of my job I can’t show a pic lol so In public they go about with paper bags on lol

*Proffessional woman what does that mean lol is that supposed to be impressed lol or does it mean she’s on lots of money and she can pay for everything on a meet

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

me too.. total yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much the same as above. Pics of his dick hanging out of various woman is always my first put off. 420 or snow. Statuses such as meet now, everyone is stuck up etc meeting everyone but says he’s straight

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Anything 420 or mentioning its snowing on statuses. As for profiles anyone that thinks they are above anyone else. When I comes to photos I'll fab any photo I think is artistic no matter what body shape or size. The only ones I do find annoying are the bath photos some lady's tend to put up. It's all very nice showing off a pair of legs covered in bubbles but please for the love of god make sure the tile grout and bath sealant is clean. Instantly makes me wonder how hygienic they are in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that demand you read them first ... but there's absolutely jack shit important that proves you've read profile... no put "orange" in subjects to show you've read...

Just a whole load of long winded useless crap.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Moany or angry profiles mostly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHOUTY PROFILES

Grumpy buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many, but the main one is pics of them with other people on single profiles. Instant delete and block for me that is. Don’t care how hot they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moany or angry profiles mostly. "

Agree with you 100%

Also asking for bareback is a turn off!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Profiles that demand you read them first ... but there's absolutely jack shit important that proves you've read profile... no put "orange" in subjects to show you've read...

Just a whole load of long winded useless crap. "

It's useless crap to you but to them it must be important or they'd not have put it.

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Guys masturbating and pics of cocks covered in cum,also gaping pussy and ass shots and woman with things hanging out of their openings .

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

"Profiles that demand you read them first ... but there's absolutely jack shit important that proves you've read profile... no put "orange" in subjects to show you've read...

Just a whole load of long winded useless crap. "

People who dont read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagging with socks on."

Come on nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Background looks like a council tip , cock pics over a toilet, 420 friendly, close up pics of lady parts ( scared for life ) long winded profiles , same top profile begging for attention and please please fab my pics ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a big turn off is a profile picture that is mostly a female, it's like saying " here is your rival"..420 on profiles, toilets, cocks with cum dribbling out...

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Anything saying 420 friendly. Any piercings on cocks or balls and men sitting on toilets urrghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic private body parts

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By *aoExplorerMan
over a year ago

Plumstead Common

"Shagging with socks on."

I've never understood this.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Stupid status like ‘ I need a bj now’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom mirror pics and the toilet seat is up. Says lazy arse to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples with endless pics of her and the odd dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic pics of men with women. I don’t need to see that.

420 friendly.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Anything with ridiculous filters on, 420, married/attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/09/20 07:23:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones in which the bedroom looks like a warzone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People showing their feet

Bare feet.

Yes we all have them, well most of us, I just find feet horrible

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

St Austell

Cock pics taken in the loo!

Why would you even do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry profiles about how all the women on here are stuck up, ugly, fat and think they're so special.

Go on then mate......you sweet talked me. Pick a hole and batter in

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Guys using beer cans and tv remotes as a rule of measure and ladies legs akimbo with some of their weekly shop used as props

eeek

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would be easier to list the things we do like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 and snow mentions

'will fill in later'

Excessive cock (and moof) pics

Pics of explicit sex, sucking... Eeuuggghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dribbling out of a cock, or pics of a cock mid-cumshot. I don't know these bother me because I enjoy cumshots in a video, but when it's a freeze frame, nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

If a man messages me whose profile has more pics of women than him in it, I tell them I’m not interested in meeting women.

They insist they’re a man and I tell them they’re obviously not as their pics are of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl with profile that says ' this is my profile'

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A full frontal profile pic or no profile pic.

Pictures where I'm looking straight in the eye of the trouser snake!

No profile text, or a ridiculous legal claim at the bottom.

Any mention of 420 etc

Bareback photos

Couples profiles that show only the female, or the only pic of the man is a penis.

Bad grammar and spelling.

A bad attitude in profile text.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The exchange and mart type adverts... See my only fxxs page.. handyman looking for..seeking sugar daddy.. Professional lady will meet anyone

The already mentioned 420 and party favours...

The aggression in some..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x "

Photos 10 years old

Cock photos and I have to ask for a face photo

Profiles that say... Will fill this in. Or, looking for fun and nothing else

Couples photos either all woman photos or all male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action pics huge turn off

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

People that make statuses which are clearly aimed at other people, and people that moan about other people’s profiles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it turns you off then move on.

Other people's profiles are their business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mention of 420 friendly. Seems to be more common on profiles now as well. Even seen some updates on people profiles looking for drugs. Wtf is that all about "

With you there I just don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lack of one or just "fill in later" as the only text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lack of one or just "fill in later" as the only text."

THIS!

completely. I don’t reply to any messages now where this is in their profile text, so annoying.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Asking for site supporter passes annoys me more than it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt really. Some ppl are better in they flesh, others write the profile of a goddess but are wordless when you meet, some are somewhere in between in varied shades. Some have been on here decades and benefit from all the advice and profile experience under the sun, some are copied, others are only a few months in. If I like the look or sound of someone then I'll take time to get to know them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

It must really use up your valuable time counting them too

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

*ladies that say because of my job I can’t show a pic lol so In public they go about with paper bags on lol

Idiots who assume that every woman wants to be recognised by every Tom, Dick and Harry for being on a swingers site. And allow them to make assumptions about her.

Also, there are jobs/employers who have social media/internet use policy for their employees to follow. And you can be at least disciplined, or, in the most extreme cases, fired if you don't comply - Devil's employer is like that. She is not going to be risking her job just so someone can have a perv at her on a swingers site. She's more than happy to send her picture in private, when arranging a meet, but not to have public pics of her face on display.

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

"Profiles that demand you read them first ... but there's absolutely jack shit important that proves you've read profile... no put "orange" in subjects to show you've read...

Just a whole load of long winded useless crap. "

To be fair we have that and state what we like but still get messages from people who we have already ruled out in our profile

If you wanna join us for sex, at least take 2 mins to actually get to know us

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Loads of cock pics ,fannys covered in cum and cocks beside TV remote etc .....

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By *lowyouaway58Woman
over a year ago

cosham

"Pics of single guys with numerous bareback pics with few different women "

OMG yes this. Also when there are just 100s of varies and their messaging you trying to make you feel special.. I see right through you lol

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Huge huge turn off for me is any photo taken with kids' toys in the background, or worse, in their actual bedroom.

Why why why do people do that? It's lazy (at best, how long does it take to move things out of shot FFS), unnecessary, inappropriate and thoroughly creepy. Makes me wonder if they're utterly clueless or if it's some sort of sinister coded message. Just vile.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Plenty of things put me off but mainly cock pictures and pictures showing their cock in multiple different holes in multiple different people, I look at pictures to see who's profile it is I don't want to see a gallery of who, where and what they have fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of anger and negativity. Messy backgrounds. Lazy profiles.

It's amazing when a profile is two lines long, the first complaining that no one reads it and then the second saying no dick pics and asking for an interesting inventive message.

How are you supposed to ask anything interesting with "fill in later" , a blurry photo and an empty list of interests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimers that are longer than the actual profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Not saying don't put it on, just we would instantly dismiss

Helps us out if anything. Not worth losing a job over! "

Not sure how youd lose your job tbh... that would only be the case if you smoked it yourself during that meet. But for some ppl who can be too judgy, dismissing someone you could have an awesome time with simply cos they smoke bud or are hoest in being open about friendly with it such seems utterly absurd.. i mean we cant have everything we want in someone.. ive chatted with a girl who was forced to do s**t by an ex.. its fucking disgusting but i didnt judge her and palm her off as we were getting along really well.. i just think too many ppl look for perfection close to their ideal than chemistry itself.. just my observations.

What puts me off the most are the ppl who are totally stuck up, can tell by the way they write, i prefer open minded and approachable ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rule myself out just reading them.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

People who say they are bored or they want someone exciting. Makes me think they don’t have much imagination...minds are sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Sydney Uni do degrees in plagiarism, copyright fraud and theft of intellectual property?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But in general it's people who appear to have a 'list'.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Stupid status like ‘ I need a bj now’"

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything 420 or SHOUTY

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

If you have a larger body type, why does that mean you must be attracted to those similar to you? People are attracted to many different things.

For me, it's profile with fuzzy/old/no pictures, and very little info. Doesn't give me much to go on!

Mrs TMN x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

" Not saying don't put it on, just we would instantly dismiss

Helps us out if anything. Not worth losing a job over!

What puts me off the most are the ppl who are totally stuck up, can tell by the way they write, i prefer open minded and approachable ppl"

What you seem to be overlooking is people have their own reasons for their preferences.

One of mine (and yes, you may find it odd) I can't bring myself to meet people with the same name as my exs.

So yeah, I'm ruling a whole group of people out who I may have a superb connection with .... because it would make ME uncomfortable and I'm not sure how I'd handle it, so no point in even taking the chance. I don't need to explain myself, the fact is it's my choice.

You talk about judging people based on their choices, you are judging them based on their choice to exercise their own preferences... which to me is absurd.

If you don't like something you don't like it. Simple.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

For us its profiles that state 420 friendly or mens profile names like pussysmasher or similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*ladies that say because of my job I can’t show a pic lol so In public they go about with paper bags on lol

Idiots who assume that every woman wants to be recognised by every Tom, Dick and Harry for being on a swingers site. And allow them to make assumptions about her.

We’re one of those awful couples that only show pics of me. If we showed images of him he could lose his career, so in the same boat as Devil. We send privately in messages as well, our profile states why.

I’ve been stalked so many times though, deleted my Kik account because one man would just set up another account when I blocked him, blocked people as they message me on my social media, harassed by a photographer trying to get me to shoot levels I won’t do, had women think it’s ok to msg me to be offensive about me, one guy messaged me on here to tell me what I’d been wearing/when/where, and I would definitely have lost my job if I’d have been seen by my employers as I was a nurse!

The effect of pics on social media and employment is there for everyone to see, always some poor woman (occasionally men) losing her job because of it.

Paper bags aren’t needed, just an acceptance that because someone is one a site, doesn’t mean that people are entitled to see everything about them.

Viv xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dislike photos where the majority of the body shows is not the profile holder - it smacks of not being able to anticipate what I need. I'd prefer just the single person in a pic, on a singles profile.

Fill in later, or similarly clueless non-content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there profile name is like ELITE couple or starts with king or queen,princess etc

It's like, your on a SWINGING site get A grip!

Or,,,if there status is we will respond to messages when we get chance? So stuck there own arse some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people refer to themselves as vikings.

Just say you have a beard and probably don’t tan well, we know that’s what you mean

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

"If there profile name is like ELITE couple or starts with king or queen,princess etc

It's like, your on a SWINGING site get A grip!

Or,,,if there status is we will respond to messages when we get chance? So stuck there own arse some people.

We wouldn't take profile names literally. Most of the time, it's just "tongue in cheek", as ours is. We do appreciate that some people could be put off by our usernames, but then we probably wouldn't get on with those people anyway.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"
I agree with you

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By *elvet_OrchidWoman
over a year ago

Banbury

"Pics of single guys with numerous bareback pics with few different women "

this

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

1) Couples profiles asking for a FACE PICCY FIRST but only shows 1 member of same sex

2) please state ....... so i know u have read

3) 420 status or sayin got white sniff

4) people msg just askin to meet up there n thrn when i say im workin full time, im not into just drop of the hat meets

5) men showin all but wesring socks (and slippers)

6) people who dont read profiles first

7) wen they dont have a face piccy, i ask to send me a RECENT ONE not one from years old but they just send dick piccys with put off hairy pubes,

Then also sending piccys of them shaggin someone with a big fat ass, when i not even asked for a shaggin piccy

Cud go on .......

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Lol I once had a woman message me and say she didnt like a pic on my profile! I said to her really ? Then dont look simples!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x "

As you say OP how others run their profiles is up to them and I've always used the forums to find people I'm drawn to anyway, so don't really reject based on profile text per se.

Intrigued though why, by your logic, just because someone is a size 16-18 they should be expected to include people of that size or larger in who they are attracted to?

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By *otFun1976Man
over a year ago

Hove

Bloody snapchat filters.

You’re not a child for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock shots

Sock shots

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Cock shots

Sock shots"

What about socks on cocks, a la Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things, but my main gripes in pics are:

Filters and airbrushing - so many in hot pics do this to the point they just look like they’ve got smudged faces

Close ups of cum soaked, rancid looking arseholes

Many other have been said above.

As for profile text, I’d go with most of what’s been said. 420 friendly, ‘professionals’ (whatever they are), and people who state how picky they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock shots

Sock shots

What about socks on cocks, a la Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Oh, you just had to give it away there didn't you...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too many cock or action shots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to our own.

Vicky pollard. Do I look bothered I mean bothered.. Really.

I have saved the vile comments made about me. Like bothered...

You can say what you like about your preferences but vile comments.. Bothered.. VP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had this actually happen a few times loads of cock pics none the same including one who had a black and a white cock

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

Fill in later (You have nothing to say)

420 snow ( You need drugs to relax or get excited)

Legal notices ( You are thick as shit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people refer to themselves as vikings.

Just say you have a beard and probably don’t tan well, we know that’s what you mean

Vikings does seem to be the latest thing for anyone with a beard. Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later (You have nothing to say)

420 snow ( You need drugs to relax or get excited)

Legal notices ( You are thick as shit)"

Love the totally pointless legal notices. Especially the ones that threaten action..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many cock pics ... one is is fine or an arty one or two

420 friendly...personally not my thing

Fill in later.... lazy

Bad attitudes/grump paragraphs

(Single guys) ... too many action shots. I assume it a couple profile

Couples with only the lady on show ... I wanna drool over both please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "heavy cummer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I once had a woman message me and say she didnt like a pic on my profile! I said to her really ? Then dont look simples! "

I had one screen shot, edit and send me some of mine, telling me I looked like a joint of beef “moo!” and my mirror obviously lied to me if I thought my images were flattering.

I just laughed and said how kind she was for letting me know.

It’s at times like that you can truly appreciate the kindness of strangers, haha x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of stretched out vaginas and arseholes, cocks pointing into toilets, dripping jizz and photos with a load of crap in the background - pants on the floor etc.

Text wise, poor spelling and grammar, people with a list of demands but little of what they can offer you and anyone into dogging

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Lol I once had a woman message me and say she didnt like a pic on my profile! I said to her really ? Then dont look simples!

I had one screen shot, edit and send me some of mine, telling me I looked like a joint of beef “moo!” and my mirror obviously lied to me if I thought my images were flattering.

I just laughed and said how kind she was for letting me know.

It’s at times like that you can truly appreciate the kindness of strangers, haha x

Viv x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angry profiles about how all the women on here are stuck up, ugly, fat and think they're so special.

Go on then mate......you sweet talked me. Pick a hole and batter in

Seen some profiles by women that are pretty angry too. So critical of men, but I guess each to their own. I know our profile gets knocked as we keep his images private, but we will share them, so it’s all down to swings and roundabouts, and how people want to conduct their own profiles.

Just think people can do so without being so negative about others- but I’m probably naive to think that, haha x Viv x

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Couples profiles where there isnt a picture of the 2 of them together.

Even more annoying- couples profile with just male pics

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

People who ask for face pics but don't have any profile pics at all themselves.. ffs

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By *orny guy 6630Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Any one who wants to give me advise on mine would be appreciated.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Photos of stretched out vaginas and arseholes, cocks pointing into toilets, dripping jizz and photos with a load of crap in the background - pants on the floor etc.

Text wise, poor spelling and grammar, people with a list of demands but little of what they can offer you and anyone into dogging

100% this for us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look at mine for an example of what not to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be an ever increasing trend of advertising other social media for self promotion, starting to lose track of genuine people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can."

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x"

I’m also one of those awful women who only want to play with him present and involved...but I love MFF’s so it’s a win win for me, haha x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"People who ask for face pics but don't have any profile pics at all themselves.. ffs"

This!!!

Or "can send face pic if you want"

Yeah, I DO want.

But I'm not gonna ask you, as more often than not, you'll think that means I've agreed to shag you. And then I have to say no thanks, cos I don't fancy you when promised pic arrives. And then all the usual stick 'cos I've rejected them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who ask for face pics but don't have any profile pics at all themselves.. ffs

This!!!

Or "can send face pic if you want"

Yeah, I DO want.

Or people who won’t send you a face pic and tell you that they won’t, because their veris/word should be enough that they are who they day they are...maybe so, but I’m not looking to meet a veri, and if I’m not attracted to you no point continuing the conversation. It’s not blind date. I’m quite particular as to who touches me, I like to make my own mind up and not be told that someone is attractive x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who ask for face pics but don't have any profile pics at all themselves.. ffs

This!!!

Or "can send face pic if you want"

Yeah, I DO want.

Say, not day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x

I’m also one of those awful women who only want to play with him present and involved...but I love MFF’s so it’s a win win for me, haha x"

Slightly different to what I was meaning as you are a couple with a very explanatory profile in what you want. Some just say they are submissive looking for men but it's his decision x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"People who ask for face pics but don't have any profile pics at all themselves.. ffs

This!!!

Or "can send face pic if you want"

Yeah, I DO want.

Exactly

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

People who moan about other profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x

I’m also one of those awful women who only want to play with him present and involved...but I love MFF’s so it’s a win win for me, haha x

Slightly different to what I was meaning as you are a couple with a very explanatory profile in what you want. Some just say they are submissive looking for men but it's his decision x"

There’s usually a man controlling that profile, or at least vetting the messages as there’s no way he can say who they can sleep with otherwise. I know the type you mean, sometimes the Dom isn’t even named. It’s personal preference, but if you’re owned, maybe say who by. That way the man messaging can make an informed decision as to whether he wants to message and pursue a possible meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x

I’m also one of those awful women who only want to play with him present and involved...but I love MFF’s so it’s a win win for me, haha x

Slightly different to what I was meaning as you are a couple with a very explanatory profile in what you want. Some just say they are submissive looking for men but it's his decision x

I agree, great profile by the way

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By *am4youMan
over a year ago

gillingham

OMG I dislike the following with passion

1. Profile with long winded crap.

2. Bi-sexual lady looking for a big cock

3. 420 etc

4. Asking for verification not less than 2 months and the one on their profile is over a year old.

5. No visible picture on your profile = instant delete and there is none on theirs

6. Couples profile but all you see in the female pussy pictures on display.

7. Pictures taken in a very messy room.

8. Saying no “text” talk but that is exactly how their profile is written.

I better stop now as I can go on and on

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"People who moan about other profiles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and profiles stating they are owned and only their master can decide on they can play with prof they can

Who they can play with and if they can.

Haha, definitely guilty of that! Viv x

I’m also one of those awful women who only want to play with him present and involved...but I love MFF’s so it’s a win win for me, haha x

Slightly different to what I was meaning as you are a couple with a very explanatory profile in what you want. Some just say they are submissive looking for men but it's his decision x

I agree, great profile by the way

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untidy rooms, kids toys on show and laundry baskets over flowing with dirty laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I dislike the following with passion

1. Profile with long winded crap.

2. Bi-sexual lady looking for a big cock

3. 420 etc

4. Asking for verification not less than 2 months and the one on their profile is over a year old.

5. No visible picture on your profile = instant delete and there is none on theirs

6. Couples profile but all you see in the female pussy pictures on display.

7. Pictures taken in a very messy room.

8. Saying no “text” talk but that is exactly how their profile is written.

I better stop now as I can go on and on "

Erm, why can’t a woman be a size queen, just because she’s bisexual? That’s left me a bit confused tbh. Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to there own, but turn offs for me would be:

Any 420, snow or chems references, (Really?)

Action shots, (I know what sex is thank you)

"Fill in later" (is that what you can do them or laziness?)

Threats of legal action (like they have £15k and the time or knowledge to do anything about it)

Sydney University notices, (who gives a fuck!)

Snapchat filters! (Grow up!)

No effort in the profile,

Txt speak,

Bad grammer, spelling, etc,

Demanding profiles,

No face pic no reply (you're not getting one in any case)

Offensive profile titles,

I could go on, but I'm bored now, and you get the idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan about other profiles "

Theres been a lot of that lately.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Just thought of another thing that irks me.....

pics of middle aged men stretching their tongue out.

I mean, kudos for the face pic, but really??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A man's profile full of more women than him, or just 56 cock pics at diff angles. Instant delete for me"

Yep, don't know why it turns me off so much but a pic of bloke balls deep in a random is in instant no from me.

Even if the rest of the profile reads well, those pix are just a no for me.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

People that put you must put the word "llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in the message title to prove you've read the profile.

Other words are available.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Men’s untamed assholes as their profile pic

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Shagging with socks on."

100% haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What doesn’t do it for you folks..??

I appreciate people can run their profiles how they see fit but a size 16-18 lady in a couples profile asking BBWs not to contact them just really gets me there....

Bhubaysi x "

``I`m a professional`` professional what???

Shagger???

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"People that put you must put the word "llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in the message title to prove you've read the profile.

Other words are available. "

Come on, 'fess up. You Googled that, didn't you?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Cock shots

Sock shots

What about socks on cocks, a la Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Oh, you just had to give it away there didn't you..."

That took me a moment longer than it should have....

But bravo! Very nicely done

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Each to there own, but turn offs for me would be:

Any 420, snow or chems references, (Really?)

Action shots, (I know what sex is thank you)

"Fill in later" (is that what you can do them or laziness?)

Threats of legal action (like they have £15k and the time or knowledge to do anything about it)

Sydney University notices, (who gives a fuck!)

Snapchat filters! (Grow up!)

No effort in the profile,

Txt speak,

Bad grammer, spelling, etc,

Demanding profiles,

No face pic no reply (you're not getting one in any case)

Offensive profile titles,

I could go on, but I'm bored now, and you get the idea..."

Well said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never done drugs.

since early on i was always drug tested so even if i wanted to the financial penalties and ban would have not been worth it.

is a worry if people got to get high before or during a meet.

lack of confidence maybe and helps get them through? i dunno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly.

Multiple meet pictures.

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By *ike676767Man
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Dirty finger nails and hands.

Pics with :-

- children's toys in the background.

- untidy bedrooms or lounges.

- washing up on the side or in the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry/grumpy profiles & fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that say meet now and after 3 months of messaging they can't meet straight away wasting everyone's time and efforts, oh and most of the above ????

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