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So...Lacey_Red wants me to teach her the way of the penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you guys suggest for the first lesson to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure it's small so it doesn't touch the inside of the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure it's small so it doesn't touch the inside of the toilet bowl "

100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont shave while d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure she learns how pull her fly up proper without catching it in her zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her while on public transport to avoid looking at fab and getting an accidental lob on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show her that it’s impossible to go the toilet without pissing all over the seat

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Make sure it's small so it doesn't touch the inside of the toilet bowl "

God, I hate that. Especially in public toilets

I have to either hold it back, or scoot back further on the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unrelated to the topic but I just searched her.

She’s got gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her how to create accessible holes in her pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always start with a jolly cup of tea and some scrumptious cake

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Teach her how to not sit on her balls when wearing loose fitting clothes (OK it's balls not penis but it's still an important lesson)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always start with a jolly cup of tea and some scrumptious cake "

She said her end goal is to get a "good dickin'" after turning on her partner beyond measurable ways.

Tea and cake can come after!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Whenever you get unwanted arousal in public, always try to discreetly tuck it into the waistline to avoid awkward stares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always start with a jolly cup of tea and some scrumptious cake

She said her end goal is to get a "good dickin'" after turning on her partner beyond measurable ways.

Tea and cake can come after!"
heavens tea and cake first and mid fun snack and at 4 pm every thing stops for tea

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Whenever you get unwanted arousal in public, always try to discreetly tuck it into the waistline to avoid awkward stares "

As long as it doesn't poke its head out the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure it's small so it doesn't touch the inside of the toilet bowl

God, I hate that. Especially in public toilets

I have to either hold it back, or scoot back further on the seat "

Dragging it across the seat front as you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teach it not to spit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you get unwanted arousal in public, always try to discreetly tuck it into the waistline to avoid awkward stares "

I actually find that really uncomfortable because of the shape of my erection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to clarify she wants to learn how to work a cock, not own one!

She needs it for the her gokkun cum shows

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thank you for the advise on penis ownership gents . Morningstar obviously hasn't got enough of a handle on his own to offer advice without assistance .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Always start with a jolly cup of tea and some scrumptious cake

She said her end goal is to get a "good dickin'" after turning on her partner beyond measurable ways.

Tea and cake can come after!"

I said nothing of the sort

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just to clarify she wants to learn how to work a cock, not own one!

She needs it for the her gokkun cum shows "

You're such a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to clarify she wants to learn how to work a cock, not own one!

She needs it for the her gokkun cum shows

You're such a twat "

Exactly, so leave me alone and chase that D!

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Whenever you get unwanted arousal in public, always try to discreetly tuck it into the waistline to avoid awkward stares

I actually find that really uncomfortable because of the shape of my erection "

It really isn't easy and if you walk to fast it might cause discomfort

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Social etiquette dictates, photoing said penis many many time's, then one should attach to a template "wanna fuck" message and send it to approx fifty random females.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Unrelated to the topic but I just searched her.

She’s got gorgeous! "

Got gorgeous?

Thank you whatever you mean though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember more than 3 shakes is playing with lacey

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting


"What would you guys suggest for the first lesson to be "

How to deal with disappointment.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What would you guys suggest for the first lesson to be

How to deal with disappointment. "

As the owner or receiver of said penis?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

They are overrated

More fun can be had with a variety of kitchen implements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unrelated to the topic but I just searched her.

She’s got gorgeous!

Got gorgeous?

Thank you whatever you mean though "

Oops!

It meant to say so* gorgeous.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Unrelated to the topic but I just searched her.

She’s got gorgeous!

Got gorgeous?

Thank you whatever you mean though

Oops!

It meant to say so* gorgeous. "

Aww that's lovely thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder what triggered this and who UNLOSED

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