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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....but I'm FINE, really....

Honestly though, it was only about 24 hours without being logged in to fab ffs! For all those who were worried, I did shit loads of gardening with my girl, pulled down a tree with my bare hands, cleaned the car, spent Saturday night out with those pesky real life bastard friends, walked the puppy, went river swimming with my girl and the puppy today and enjoyed the peace and good weather

This week is an exciting one!

Anyway, enough about me, how was YOUR weekend, what amazing shit did you get up to? Did you enjoy the September sun? Did you get any SEX....?

Much love

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed you nippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad you had a lush weekend xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Missed you nippy "

Always miss you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So glad you had a lush weekend xxx"

Thanks my lovely

How was yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit? "

All depends if you want your messages to be grouped together, have no adverts and watch videos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So glad you had a lush weekend xxx

Thanks my lovely

How was yours? "

It was good. I have made a delicious new friend so life if trotting along just great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

All depends if you want your messages to be grouped together, have no adverts and watch videos?"

I'll almost certainly do it, I just feel a bit like I don't want to support fab atm, I don't really want to give them my vote if that makes sense....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

All depends if you want your messages to be grouped together, have no adverts and watch videos?

I'll almost certainly do it, I just feel a bit like I don't want to support fab atm, I don't really want to give them my vote if that makes sense.... "

Honey, FAB the site isn't the problem, it is the people that use it that are the problem. For how much it costs for the convenience of usage then I would just pay for it (as I did the other week when I re newed)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Nippy!

So I did the sex thing a few times this weekend and I also tried reverse cowgirl with baby oil which went down an absolute treat with my fiance.

I've also been sorting out seeing amazing friend I've not seen in 8 months, birthday plans to see the other partner. And I went to Starbucks and asked if they had pumpkin spice lattes yet but they didn't so she gave me a large rather than a medium free of charge drink. Win. Oh and I had a really lovely conversation with someone that I wish I'd spoken to more before. I'm a very happy woman at the moment (even though my hormones are flying about giving me anxiety).

I hope your week ahead is amazing Nippy and you've got some great plans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year? "

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So glad you had a lush weekend xxx

Thanks my lovely

How was yours?

It was good. I have made a delicious new friend so life if trotting along just great"

What flavour? I'm picturing you baking like sexy a gingerbread man now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

All depends if you want your messages to be grouped together, have no adverts and watch videos?

I'll almost certainly do it, I just feel a bit like I don't want to support fab atm, I don't really want to give them my vote if that makes sense....

Honey, FAB the site isn't the problem, it is the people that use it that are the problem. For how much it costs for the convenience of usage then I would just pay for it (as I did the other week when I re newed)"

I disagree, but that's another thread entirely, I'll do it, if I didn't then I'd miss the chance to find out who the three people who viewed me today are....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush! "

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Nippy!

So I did the sex thing a few times this weekend and I also tried reverse cowgirl with baby oil which went down an absolute treat with my fiance.

I've also been sorting out seeing amazing friend I've not seen in 8 months, birthday plans to see the other partner. And I went to Starbucks and asked if they had pumpkin spice lattes yet but they didn't so she gave me a large rather than a medium free of charge drink. Win. Oh and I had a really lovely conversation with someone that I wish I'd spoken to more before. I'm a very happy woman at the moment (even though my hormones are flying about giving me anxiety).

I hope your week ahead is amazing Nippy and you've got some great plans. "

Hello Meli my love

Thanks for that erection you just gave me!

I wish I'd spoken to you before too!

Yeah I think I'm gonna claw back my mojo for later in the week....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I? "

I'd oil your decking!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Today

We moved American fridge freezer out to get wife’s newly bought piano passed into spare room, clean and refitted American fridge freezer,

Cut up loads of pallets, made a bar and splash back for France using pallet wood.

Fixed indicators on van, cooked breakfast, and bought a chair to suit French house locally.

Very 18th century...

Had a few bevvies, now chilling in bath..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually "

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got dressed up and went out for the first time since February... Entirely disgraced myself (of course ) and rolled home at half 4 this morning with chicken nuggets in bed

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking! "

Oi you cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today

We moved American fridge freezer out to get wife’s newly bought piano passed into spare room, clean and refitted American fridge freezer,

Cut up loads of pallets, made a bar and splash back for France using pallet wood.

Fixed indicators on van, cooked breakfast, and bought a chair to suit French house locally.

Very 18th century...

Had a few bevvies, now chilling in bath.."

Cool, great upcyling! Piano's are a bitch! We have little an upright and it's soooooooo heavy, I had to move it a few times all on my own when I was decorating in February.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful! "

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got dressed up and went out for the first time since February... Entirely disgraced myself (of course ) and rolled home at half 4 this morning with chicken nuggets in bed "

Chicken nuggets in bed!

When's your actual birthday? Is it yet? Imma do you a big birthday thread....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod "

Like you'd put up much resistance....

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Now that actually sounds like a great weekend

Mine was very unproductive and the dry spell continues - that'll be 7 months now (dry spell as in sex, I compensate in rum) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got dressed up and went out for the first time since February... Entirely disgraced myself (of course ) and rolled home at half 4 this morning with chicken nuggets in bed

Chicken nuggets in bed!

When's your actual birthday? Is it yet? Imma do you a big birthday thread...."

On Wednesday.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance.... "

Lmao omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual? "

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that actually sounds like a great weekend

Mine was very unproductive and the dry spell continues - that'll be 7 months now (dry spell as in sex, I compensate in rum) x"

Awww, I hope you liquify soon . I think you have a fantastic bum btw....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got dressed up and went out for the first time since February... Entirely disgraced myself (of course ) and rolled home at half 4 this morning with chicken nuggets in bed

Chicken nuggets in bed!

When's your actual birthday? Is it yet? Imma do you a big birthday thread....

On Wednesday. "

Well I'll say happy birthday now, just in case I'm not online.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDIGO SUNSHINE! Have a beautiful birthday and I hope you get more nuggets in your bed and a sore head....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV! "

If I saw that on a CV I would melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit? "

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg "

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt "

Hey you can't leave! (Of course you can, but NO)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV!

If I saw that on a CV I would melt "

Your new shaving pic melted me earlier!

(a guy can still dream, right? )

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!""

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV!

If I saw that on a CV I would melt

Your new shaving pic melted me earlier!

(a guy can still dream, right? )"

I feel I should qualify that there was a picture challenge for men shaving I don’t have a secret beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt "

Omg was it Frida???? She always does that to me if I have a few weeks out....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt

Hey you can't leave! (Of course you can, but NO) "

I agree! If I have to stay and put up with this place then I need this fella's sane brain for support!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf "

You know the one I'm talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV!

If I saw that on a CV I would melt

Your new shaving pic melted me earlier!

(a guy can still dream, right? )

I feel I should qualify that there was a picture challenge for men shaving I don’t have a secret beard "

I still would....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt

Omg was it Frida???? She always does that to me if I have a few weeks out.... "

You are going earn yourself a massive slap at this rate Nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a magical weekend! what gardening did you do, did you plant many flowers for next year?

I was being all destructive, there was an "ugly" tree trying to swamp my beautiful red cherry tree so I went a bit mental at it and got all grrrrrrr and manly with my chainsaw. Mowed the lawns too and trimmed my my bushes. Even trimmed Margaret's bush!

Is the cherry tree much happier now? I bet it blossoms in March making pink snow

I’m glad Margaret has a trimmed bush! My Margaret gave me more runner beans. I can’t ever say no so now I have a freezer full of them. She trimmed her push this weekend too actually

Yes it's pretty in spring - all pink and wondrous! . I have about a dozen trees in my back garden, the maintenance can be hard work. We have a cool treehouse in a silver birch though!

You really need to work on your Margaret - everyone needs a Margaret, they're so versatile and helpful!

Oh that’s so cool! Tree houses are the best!

My Margaret is stuck on runner bean mode. I’m sure there is other functions. Could I borrow your manual?

I could teach you! I have ten years Margaret management experience!

Omg that could go on my CV!

If I saw that on a CV I would melt

Your new shaving pic melted me earlier!

(a guy can still dream, right? )

I feel I should qualify that there was a picture challenge for men shaving I don’t have a secret beard

I still would.... "

The bearded lady has still got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Don't do it, I was about to leave last week and someone contacted me.

Like a little puppy I got all excited and rejoined....then they went quiet

No I'm stuck here for another 90 days staring at your butt

Omg was it Frida???? She always does that to me if I have a few weeks out....

You are going earn yourself a massive slap at this rate Nip "

What, like a present? I get to slap your arse while I'm inside it....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?"

.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it"

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand.... "

Well I tried to find it and found a whole lot of things I rather I didn't. Ta for that you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand....

Well I tried to find it and found a whole lot of things I rather I didn't. Ta for that you !!!"

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0

Yw xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incoming "

Vag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming

Vag? "

Oh, can do

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand....

Well I tried to find it and found a whole lot of things I rather I didn't. Ta for that you !!!

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0

Yw xx"

Haha thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand....

Well I tried to find it and found a whole lot of things I rather I didn't. Ta for that you !!!

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0

Yw xx"

Forgot about the caulk bit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incoming "

Ok, ok, you had a lot more sex than me this weekend.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I have seen my mam, spent time with my boys and oiled the decking. How bloody rock and roll am I?

I'd oil your decking!

Oi you cheeky sod

Like you'd put up much resistance....

Lmao omg

I have that South African dick stain advert in my head now! "If you're like me then you probably struggle to keep your dick dry - I left my dick unprotected and it was bent outta shape in no time!"

OMFG Nip I'm pissing myself laughing now wtaf

You know the one I'm talking about?.

No and I'm not stupid enough to Google it

Do it! It's on PooTube, I think it's an ad from New Zealand....

Well I tried to find it and found a whole lot of things I rather I didn't. Ta for that you !!!

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0

Yw xx

Forgot about the caulk bit..... "

I was literally sniggering like a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming

Ok, ok, you had a lot more sex than me this weekend..... "

Yeah, I totes did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incoming

Ok, ok, you had a lot more sex than me this weekend.....

Yeah, I totes did! "

One of these weekends.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame.... "

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard? "

I said someone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard? "

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?! "

No idea I blame nippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You werent here?

I honestly didnt notice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x"

Awwww that sounds absolutely amazing, especially with the good weather!

No wonder you're so fit!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x"

Omg Mrs I'm tired just reading that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You werent here?

I honestly didnt notice! "

Do you not get ppl messaging on "other messaging apps" to ask why when you're away for more than a day?

I missed you too btw.... (love (

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy "

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What did we do? Rescued my Dad after a break in at home and moved our eldest out to uni. Is it the weekend tomorrow?! Absolutely knackered now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....? "

It's just easier. You're a faceless torso in the ether, you can't prove otherwise.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....? "

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did we do? Rescued my Dad after a break in at home and moved our eldest out to uni. Is it the weekend tomorrow?! Absolutely knackered now "

Awww no, I hope your dad is ok

Uni must be a weird experience this year what with Covid....

You'll be looking forward to Monday morning!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

It's just easier. You're a faceless torso in the ether, you can't prove otherwise. "

What heat said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You werent here?

I honestly didnt notice!

Do you not get ppl messaging on "other messaging apps" to ask why when you're away for more than a day?

I missed you too btw.... (love ("

Nope, no one loves me that much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

It's just easier. You're a faceless torso in the ether, you can't prove otherwise. "

I'm an arse lately tbf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a super one thanks. Got some gardening done for my elderly nan. Got some electrics sorted for my mother.

And got to ravish the wife several times. So plenty of sex.

Here's hoping you and everyone else got some too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!"

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

It's just easier. You're a faceless torso in the ether, you can't prove otherwise.

I'm an arse lately tbf.... "

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You werent here?

I honestly didnt notice!

Do you not get ppl messaging on "other messaging apps" to ask why when you're away for more than a day?

I missed you too btw.... (love (

Nope, no one loves me that much "

Lies! I love you

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js.... "

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Working now Nippy, but climbed Snowdon again yesterday with some friends, who have never gone to the summit. Legs are aching (and need shaving )

Glad you’re ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a super one thanks. Got some gardening done for my elderly nan. Got some electrics sorted for my mother.

And got to ravish the wife several times. So plenty of sex.

Here's hoping you and everyone else got some too "

Oh you lucky man! I'm well jell! I'm working on it, hopefully a hot date this week....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave! "

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What did we do? Rescued my Dad after a break in at home and moved our eldest out to uni. Is it the weekend tomorrow?! Absolutely knackered now

Awww no, I hope your dad is ok

Uni must be a weird experience this year what with Covid....

You'll be looking forward to Monday morning! "

Tomorrow is the busiest day of the busiest week of the year for me. New student arrival. I'm due to give two introductory talks and need to be on my A game. I feel like I've been road rollered and we've just ordered a Chinese

My Dad is OK, but it's an expensive event (I'm funding the repairs etc). And fuck knows how uni will unfold for no.1 son. He's living in a flat with his GF and another pal, so at least they can have mini parties!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit.... "

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x

Awwww that sounds absolutely amazing, especially with the good weather!

No wonder you're so fit! "

It sounds like you have had a lush weekend Nippy... happy for you

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working now Nippy, but climbed Snowdon again yesterday with some friends, who have never gone to the summit. Legs are aching (and need shaving )

Glad you’re ok "

Awwww, cool, is the train still working or did you walk it all? It's beautiful up there.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hey Nippy!

Last nite I went out with family for dinner for the first time in months.... great for us all to be together

Today I have painted a section of fence in prep for a new garden gate to be fitted and for a bin store to be erected to accommodate my FOUR bins!!! I’ve cleared up around the garden and the communal courtyard which no one but me gives a toss about it’s a very pretty area so I’m doing my bit to keep it looking lovely! I’ve recoloured my hair and cooked a Sunday roast

Think I need a day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x

Omg Mrs I'm tired just reading that "

...I can get you out on the board one day if you fancy trying it

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman "

* warms my hands on the flames *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit? "

Kind of missed you () my site supporter has also ran out and like you,I don't know whether to renew it

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Working now Nippy, but climbed Snowdon again yesterday with some friends, who have never gone to the summit. Legs are aching (and need shaving )

Glad you’re ok

Awwww, cool, is the train still working or did you walk it all? It's beautiful up there..... "

Train I can go off someone you know I bloody walked

Yes it’s still running and unfortunately a bit cloudy yesterday so couldn’t see much

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We went camping to wye valley.

A 12 mile SUP trip and white water rapids which nearly killed me.... then a 3 mile constant uphill walk carrying my SUP on my back... then a 6 mile run back to collect the car....a bloody awesome day yesterday.

Today was quiet, roast dinner whilst sat in the sunshine of a beer garden and then a takeaway will the kids this evening.

Her x

Omg Mrs I'm tired just reading that

...I can get you out on the board one day if you fancy trying it

Her x"

Definitely would try it, sounds like fun x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames * "

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Nippy!

Last nite I went out with family for dinner for the first time in months.... great for us all to be together

Today I have painted a section of fence in prep for a new garden gate to be fitted and for a bin store to be erected to accommodate my FOUR bins!!! I’ve cleared up around the garden and the communal courtyard which no one but me gives a toss about it’s a very pretty area so I’m doing my bit to keep it looking lovely! I’ve recoloured my hair and cooked a Sunday roast

Think I need a day off "

Awwww, busy DC! I quite like keeping busy though, I'm always happier when I'm busy. Loving your new profile pic! . Pwoawrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Kind of missed you () my site supporter has also ran out and like you,I don't know whether to renew it"

Omg you can't say you miss me and then .....

I missed you

It's not the money - it's peanuts, it's just I can think of more worthy people to support....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!"

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....? "

You game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game? "

Are YOU.... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and, what are your thoughts on being a site supporter? Mine just ran out and I'm not sure I CBA? What's the benefit?

Kind of missed you () my site supporter has also ran out and like you,I don't know whether to renew it

Omg you can't say you miss me and then .....

I missed you

It's not the money - it's peanuts, it's just I can think of more worthy people to support.... "

I said I kind of missed you lol

Same nothing to do with the money at all

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hey Nippy!

Last nite I went out with family for dinner for the first time in months.... great for us all to be together

Today I have painted a section of fence in prep for a new garden gate to be fitted and for a bin store to be erected to accommodate my FOUR bins!!! I’ve cleared up around the garden and the communal courtyard which no one but me gives a toss about it’s a very pretty area so I’m doing my bit to keep it looking lovely! I’ve recoloured my hair and cooked a Sunday roast

Think I need a day off

Awwww, busy DC! I quite like keeping busy though, I'm always happier when I'm busy. Loving your new profile pic! . Pwoawrrrrrr!"

Thank you x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?"

You now calling me chicken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken? "

Are you....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....? "

Nope and you will loose mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good weekend but not enjoying the sun.

Didn't miss you as I didn't notice you weren't around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind "

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

I see you bit the bullet and became a site supporter then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good weekend but not enjoying the sun.

Didn't miss you as I didn't notice you weren't around "

What's your ideal weather then?

I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see you bit the bullet and became a site supporter then! "

I'm not proud!

I just like to see who's perving, but I won't be supporting fab in spirit.....

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here.... "

Pffft, no one seems to care like that if I don't show up for a couple of days

What it must be to be popular around here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here....

Pffft, no one seems to care like that if I don't show up for a couple of days

What it must be to be popular around here.... "

I'm popular with about ten people maybe, all the other fuckers hate me with a passion! Silence speaks volumes....

Don't sweat it, I think you do ok fella....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good weekend but not enjoying the sun.

Didn't miss you as I didn't notice you weren't around

What's your ideal weather then?

I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here.... "

Autumnal, winter and early spring. The cooler the better. I'm a naturally warm person (physically that is) so I just get overhot when it's warm. If it's very hot I'm just swimming in my clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good weekend but not enjoying the sun.

Didn't miss you as I didn't notice you weren't around

What's your ideal weather then?

I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here....

Autumnal, winter and early spring. The cooler the better. I'm a naturally warm person (physically that is) so I just get overhot when it's warm. If it's very hot I'm just swimming in my clothes "

I always loved autumn, it's so beautiful, but it's not my best season now for weird personal reasons. I do like the seasons with change though - autumn and spring, when stuff is dying back it growing fresh and time is moving on and new experiences getting closer....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....? "

Fangerine that is a new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one "

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf.... "

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here....

Pffft, no one seems to care like that if I don't show up for a couple of days

What it must be to be popular around here....

I'm popular with about ten people maybe, all the other fuckers hate me with a passion! Silence speaks volumes....

Don't sweat it, I think you do ok fella.... "

Aaw, shucks. Thanks, man

And for what it's worth, I like autumn for the changing colours but not the shorter days. May is my favourite month of the year and November my least favourite.

And if you're having this bet with Frida, do we all get to see her fangerine or just you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd "

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I checked in on Saturday, it's just ppl seem to worry about me if I'm not hanging out here....

Pffft, no one seems to care like that if I don't show up for a couple of days

What it must be to be popular around here....

I'm popular with about ten people maybe, all the other fuckers hate me with a passion! Silence speaks volumes....

Don't sweat it, I think you do ok fella....

Aaw, shucks. Thanks, man

And for what it's worth, I like autumn for the changing colours but not the shorter days. May is my favourite month of the year and November my least favourite.

And if you're having this bet with Frida, do we all get to see her fangerine or just you? "

I have my birthday in November so it's a mixed month, like "oh how lovely everyone is being nice to me " but "oh bugger another year older, oh is that a grey hair....."

I think Frida is probably a bit too much of a pussy to display a new pic each day of her fangina publicly for a week as her profile pic, but maybe I'm wrong......

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?"

Erm no, lol you idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot. "

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?"

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis""

The way you just said "essentially means fiery cunt" has mad my pants go tight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been gone 48 hours Nippy, did you miss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were people actually worried?! No way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did, yes, lots, and if I still had your number I'd have texted to ask if you were ok.....

(Passage house still keep sending me emails.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did, yes, lots, and if I still had your number I'd have texted to ask if you were ok.....

(Passage house still keep sending me emails.... )"

No more than 6 people can meet now, how would we cope with just 6 of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were people actually worried?! No way"

Ppl do worry about Nippy, I've no idea why? I own a child, a house, I have a job, I manage pretty well most days with these things.... .... maybe it was fake worry? Maybe they were worried about themselves and projecting, who knows? I expect they won't worry so much next time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Zippy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did, yes, lots, and if I still had your number I'd have texted to ask if you were ok.....

(Passage house still keep sending me emails.... )

No more than 6 people can meet now, how would we cope with just 6 of us "

Maybe we could just fuck and not do a thread from our next meeting....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Zippy x"

Morning sexytits... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Zippy x

Morning sexytits... Xx"

xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis"

The way you just said "essentially means fiery cunt" has mad my pants go tight.... "

I'm such a classy lady aren't I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis"

The way you just said "essentially means fiery cunt" has mad my pants go tight....

I'm such a classy lady aren't I "

Fayyerrrrrrieeeeh khuntttt,hhhhh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis"

The way you just said "essentially means fiery cunt" has mad my pants go tight....

I'm such a classy lady aren't I

Fayyerrrrrrieeeeh khuntttt,hhhhh "

Lol people are going to presume I have a valley accent now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, so someone it seems had sex in a GRAVEYARD this weekend.... My river swimming with puppy and K seems a bit tame....

What heat has been fucking in a graveyard?

What?! How did I get dragged into this?!

No idea I blame nippy

Why does everyone blame me ALL the time....?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULES!!!!

Behave!

Haven't seen your boobs this weekend btw, js....

That's the second time recently you've told me to behave!

Typical woman! Upset at being told what to do and then conveniently ignore the important bit....

You are playing with fire now Mr!!! Typical woman

* warms my hands on the flames *

I'm a redhead when we go bang we go nuclear mind!!

* warms my hands on the mushroom *

Weren't we having a picture challenge this week.....?

You game?

Are YOU.... ?

You now calling me chicken?

Are you....?

Nope and you will loose mind

How will I lose if every day this week I get to see a picture of your beautiful fangerine....?

Fangerine that is a new one

What's it called in Welsh? I can't believe I don't know this tbf....

Generic pwdin blew, mine is a fflewjan danllyd

Is that pronounced like daffodil flewjab.....?

Erm no, lol you idiot.

What's penis? What's boobs and what's spanking?

Penis = pidyn

Boobs = bronnau

There's a whole website dedicated to Welsh swearing which is blinking awesome.

Being bisexual can be known as "mae Frida yn hoffi chips a reis"

The way you just said "essentially means fiery cunt" has mad my pants go tight....

I'm such a classy lady aren't I

Fayyerrrrrrieeeeh khuntttt,hhhhh

Lol people are going to presume I have a valley accent now "

Nooooooowwehhhh, it's more dettty Swansea, ennettttt......

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over a year ago


"....but I'm FINE, really....

Honestly though, it was only about 24 hours without being logged in to fab ffs! For all those who were worried, I did shit loads of gardening with my girl, pulled down a tree with my bare hands, cleaned the car, spent Saturday night out with those pesky real life bastard friends, walked the puppy, went river swimming with my girl and the puppy today and enjoyed the peace and good weather

This week is an exciting one!

Anyway, enough about me, how was YOUR weekend, what amazing shit did you get up to? Did you enjoy the September sun? Did you get any SEX....?

Much love

Nip x"

A great weekend met up with loved ones as this is going to be it for a while now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....but I'm FINE, really....

Honestly though, it was only about 24 hours without being logged in to fab ffs! For all those who were worried, I did shit loads of gardening with my girl, pulled down a tree with my bare hands, cleaned the car, spent Saturday night out with those pesky real life bastard friends, walked the puppy, went river swimming with my girl and the puppy today and enjoyed the peace and good weather

This week is an exciting one!

Anyway, enough about me, how was YOUR weekend, what amazing shit did you get up to? Did you enjoy the September sun? Did you get any SEX....?

Much love

Nip x

A great weekend met up with loved ones as this is going to be it for a while now "

Let's hope it's not too long this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....but I'm FINE, really....

Honestly though, it was only about 24 hours without being logged in to fab ffs! For all those who were worried, I did shit loads of gardening with my girl, pulled down a tree with my bare hands, cleaned the car, spent Saturday night out with those pesky real life bastard friends, walked the puppy, went river swimming with my girl and the puppy today and enjoyed the peace and good weather

This week is an exciting one!

Anyway, enough about me, how was YOUR weekend, what amazing shit did you get up to? Did you enjoy the September sun? Did you get any SEX....?

Much love

Nip x

A great weekend met up with loved ones as this is going to be it for a while now

Let's hope it's not too long this time "

Indeed mate

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