FabSwingers.com forum: Mates fanny size

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off the back of the bust thread. Ladies, do you ever ask your friends how many fingers they can stick up their fannys?

If any of your friends can only fit 1 in, can you send me their numbers please?

Thanks.

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You already have my number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You already have my number "

Yes but I know you're lying

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."

I KNEW IT!

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."

Can vouch for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You need something similar to the tool a jeweller uses to measure the size of finger rings. Two ended, for brown and pink

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."
in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."

I’ve just spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)

Fudge packer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You already have my number

Yes but I know you're lying"

I wish I was lying

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Yep, alongside comparing breast sizes, how many fingers we can fit in our fannies is the main topic of conversation amongst my female friends.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

If you can fist her it's 4 fingers and 1 thumb. Don't see why this question is relevant as you can double fist a pussy or fanny whatever you want to call it.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)

Fudge packer?"

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I talk about bust size with female friends but if i ever ask how many fingers they can get in their fanny i would get a finger in my eye.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.

That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)

Fudge packer?

The two of you know you are jealous and wanting a couple of fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk about bust size with female friends but if i ever ask how many fingers they can get in their fanny i would get a finger in my eye."

Definitely! What a thing to ask?!? Anyway who says fanny these days??? Haha

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ermmm no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm no."

Lies

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I talk about bust size with female friends but if i ever ask how many fingers they can get in their fanny i would get a finger in my eye.

Definitely! What a thing to ask?!? Anyway who says fanny these days??? Haha

...well, you did. Just then.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Me and my mates often see how many kitkats we can ram up each others Fannies, it's a fun game and we get to eat the chocolate too

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Me and my mates often see how many kitkats we can ram up each others Fannies, it's a fun game and we get to eat the chocolate too"

Two finger or four?

Or chunky?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Me and my mates often see how many kitkats we can ram up each others Fannies, it's a fun game and we get to eat the chocolate too

Two finger or four?

Or chunky?"

We try to be lady like so we go with the 2 finger versions

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can fit two of my own but I have small hands. I prefer to just use one though and guys with big hands can certainly stick to one!!!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I can fit two of my own but I have small hands. I prefer to just use one though and guys with big hands can certainly stick to one!!!

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remind me of that if we event meet

Signed, massive hands of Oxfordshire

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I just knew this was the go to topic after a few drinks for every hen party

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha"
that’s why I never touch a remote in anyone’s house after the amount of pics you see on fab where they have the remote laid on their dick

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha that’s why I never touch a remote in anyone’s house after the amount of pics you see on fab where they have the remote laid on their dick "

I've yet to see one but I've heard it's a common occurrence on Fab. Thankfully no mention here yet lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha"

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so..."
the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

"
how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans

Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha"

Or lynx cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can fist her it's 4 fingers and 1 thumb. Don't see why this question is relevant as you can double fist a pussy or fanny whatever you want to call it. "

Tell us you love us first eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so..."
did you say that twice or was it an echo?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans

Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done."
ever thought of going on Britain’s got talent ?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans

Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done. ever thought of going on Britain’s got talent ?

I would, but Simon Cowell makes me clench everything and then it just doesn't work.

Story of my life...

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Things people talk about crack me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things people talk about crack me up lol "

i think the thread was about a crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha

I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones

Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...

how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans

Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done."

You made me snort!

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