FabSwingers.com forum: IM SICK OF TATTOOING CHAVS.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IM GOING TO BAN THEM ALL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there not the expression 'suns out, scums out' down there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awrite mucka, wanna geez a tattoo..want wan oan ma lef erm..wan eh taz, fae the kertoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM GOING TO BAN THEM ALL. "

select your clientelle better then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha what's the worsted!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM GOING TO BAN THEM ALL.

select your clientelle better then lol

it isnt fab u know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

add a sheep sign ,bbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa locks n say ur dyslexic lol ,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see the problem if they have the money to pay.

Far too many people get tattoos these days anyway.

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

money is money, enjoy your getting work to do no matter how silly or small it might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sympathise I'm a lover of beautiful tats with well thought out meaning which work with the body .... but maybe you should adopt the attitude Chris Nunez (Miami Ink) has, if he doesn't like the tat he won't do it.

Anyway - you could just ban chavs from the shop.

LOL

...or iz vat racist innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tattoo artists are 10 a peny now adays so makes no diffrence to them if you do ban them just because they look like a chav and talk like one doesnt make them a lesser person

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Maybe have selective pricing, or get me in as your pricing strategist, on reception, on commission. It'll be £2,000 surcharge minimum, and you may find they stop coming.

You're a decent guy, and curious what it is about these chavs that you don't like. Is it their tattoo choice, their personalities, what they talk about with you etc?

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

shame your in bristol i need some work correcting and sorting out after having some one screw it right up despite them being reccomended. The body art culture is being over run by chavs tho who just think it makes them look hard there is no appreciation for it these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is chavs money not worth as much as none chavs money then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was wondering that myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell them a DIY kit consisting of a couple of needles and a bottle of indian ink, or get them to go to your new tattoo apprentice, Slasher McCalpine from Barlinnie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell them a DIY kit consisting of a couple of needles and a bottle of indian ink, or get them to go to your new tattoo apprentice, Slasher McCalpine from Barlinnie. "

Ohhh think I had a meet with him once Lainey. He was braw!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What is a Chav please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOOPS, are you a Chelsea fan, perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Chav please ?"

Stands for Council house and violence

Basically its a name given to your typical council house dole woller who walks round the street smoking dope with a can of special brew in hand wearing a track suit

Or 96% of dudley lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If self inking is gettin under ya skin... Stop it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Chav please ?

Stands for Council house and violence

Basically its a name given to your typical council house dole woller who walks round the street smoking dope with a can of special brew in hand wearing a track suit

Or 96% of dudley lol"

Psst... 95%...

The ex outlaws moved to Handsworth...;-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Chav please ?"

started out as CHeltanham AVerage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What is a Chav please ?

started out as CHeltanham AVerage"

Nope. It started long before that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Beware of Backronyms......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Chav please ?

started out as CHeltanham AVerage

Nope. It started long before that. "

if you know why did you ask?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you see someone breaking the law - do you question them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you see someone breaking the law - do you question them ?"

yes but i tell them what law they're breaking first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not a police officer. I'm not bound by convention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Council housed and violent is a backronym.

The word chav originates from Romany for youth or child (chavvy).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So ..... if people are up for shouting 'pikey' at a match ....

Should those that degrade 'chavs' be up too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

From the beginning ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont tatto them then.....

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"IM GOING TO BAN THEM ALL. "

Fed up with doing stars on peoples necks and scribble on wrists then?..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How many people actually ask for "CHAVS" tattoed on themselves?

Can't be that much demand surely?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Solution:

The next chav who comes to you, regardless of what they ask for.... tattoo a potrait of their mum sucking an Asian policeman's cock and write underneath "I owe my life to the crack pipe. If my mother hadn't needed it, she never would have gone out working the night I was conceived".

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

its much like pubs that allow trouble makers to drink there, thats where the money lies.

so many shops close down because they just dont make money.

you have no choice in your clientelle if you want to stay in business.

can shop keepers not sell crisps to kids, because they believe they shouldnt be eating them?

you make your money from them, enjoy it, buy yourself a nice car, and take your missus out for a nice meal, or sign on and do it from home like the thousands of other dodgy artists, your choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Completly forgot i wrote this. I was having a mid-rage as i got asked to tattoo some chavs face. I said no, they started kicking off.

Oh well

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"If you see someone breaking the law - do you question them ?

yes but i tell them what law they're breaking first"

Or legislation. Which they are not obliged to represent their legal fiction, the person. Men & Women are duty bound by common law not all these bs stealth taxes.

Never knew that chav was an abbreviation whichever is supposed to be correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you see someone breaking the law - do you question them ?

yes but i tell them what law they're breaking first

Or legislation. Which they are not obliged to represent their legal fiction, the person. Men & Women are duty bound by common law not all these bs stealth taxes.

Never knew that chav was an abbreviation whichever is supposed to be correct."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about tattooed rock chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completly forgot i wrote this. I was having a mid-rage as i got asked to tattoo some chavs face. I said no, they started kicking off.

Oh well"

Did he want discount lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Completly forgot i wrote this. I was having a mid-rage as i got asked to tattoo some chavs face. I said no, they started kicking off.

Oh well

Did he want discount lol.

Think he wanted a drop kick. Ready to jump off my chair.

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