FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or football?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be both haha

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Sex any day of the week

But then im a F1, rugby kind of girl ...

Vixen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sex whilst still in view of the football???

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Sex in his favourite footie top

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What about half time? 15 minutes is enough, time to get a coffee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont watch football or any sports now since all these millionaire went woke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get any sex anyway so I have to settle for football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m as indifferent to football as I am celery, to me it’s like hearing people constantly talking like.....’Hey, you see the celery last night?!’ ‘I see the celery season has started again?’

‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’

Dude I don’t care about celery, not everyone loves celery, it’s just there, but you have to Listen to men talk about celery at work, down the pub all year round, Accept when the celery season takes a break for 7 weeks in the summer, but then the celery World Cup starts.

The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.

So in summary I’ll go for the sex!

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By *og1236Man
over a year ago

york

Sex can record football

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Football it is lol

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sex its a no contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex , without a doubt .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. I don't watch football or any sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no interest in football at all

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Well currently no sex, so it’s Celery for me .. sorry Football

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Both sorry

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Football when we can go home and away following our club

Doggy style while it's on tv, preferably with the lady keeping a flat back to rest a pint on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex in his favourite footie top

This would deffinatly be enough to take me away from the sport

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I once turned down a meet because Man Utd were playing at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both sorry

If I don't have a ticket then a European night that goes into extra time

With an intense penalty shootout in the end

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Sex in his favourite footie top

This would deffinatly be enough to take me away from the sport "

Works everytime

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

As a football loving pint drinking girl this is a though one. But football would have to go, we go through 2/3 months without football at the end of the season and we endure that, I couldn't even go a month without sex or I'd be one snappy angry lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex in his favourite footie top

This would deffinatly be enough to take me away from the sport

Works everytime

Looks like you’ve found the secret key to a mains brain hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you call yourself a man if you say sex instead of football?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Seeing as rugby is my game, I choose sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing as rugby is my game, I choose sex."

Haven’t found a woman yet who could drag me away from 6 nations or lions tour

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Seeing as rugby is my game, I choose sex.

Haven’t found a woman yet who could drag me away from 6 nations or lions tour "

And not union. I'd never watch that

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Both sorry

If I don't have a ticket then a European night that goes into extra time

With an intense penalty shootout in the end

I can't watch my team in penalty shootouts, I get too nervy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

(Mr) cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... As I can't abide football it will have to be sex.

However if Rugby or anything motorbike related was on, then I'd seriously have to think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both, no need to choose one or the other !

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Sex over football every single time. It's a no brainer... We're a rugby family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both sorry

If I don't have a ticket then a European night that goes into extra time

With an intense penalty shootout in the end

I can't watch my team in penalty shootouts, I get too nervy

That's when the sex begins...

You didn't think I was a 180 minutes man

Usually ends with the winning penalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not choosing sex, you need to be having better sex!

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’m as indifferent to football as I am celery, to me it’s like hearing people constantly talking like.....’Hey, you see the celery last night?!’ ‘I see the celery season has started again?’

‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’

The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.

So in summary I’ll go for the sex! "

This is my favourite! I was trying to think of something smart to say but this does it better and sums up my interest in football perfectly.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Sex, I'm a rugby league fan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my sex life being non existent.. may as well choose the footy

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Sex, I'm a rugby league fan lol "

A woman of rare taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get any sex anyway so I have to settle for football "
wtf.a hottie like you.i dont believe it.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballs shit. So yeh all day session please

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

I really hope more guys choose football.

Leaves more lovely ladies for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’

The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.

So in summary I’ll go for the sex!

This is my favourite! I was trying to think of something smart to say but this does it better and sums up my interest in football perfectly.

Thank you, Even the most benign thing can become annoying if it’s mentioned enough.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I wouldn't make him choose, I'd arrange to go out with my mates instead

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