FabSwingers.com forum: Measuring System

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I've just read a thread where someone is complaining about men lying about height in their profile.

We need a fool proof system to stop this heinous act from happening.

So the question to all you fabsters is how do we do it ?

I'm thinking photographic evidence is a good starting point.

size.. Next to a standard can

Nipple size.. How many music cd's can hang on them

Breasts.. Photo next to fruit, apple through to melon

Height.. One of those giraffe cardboard cut outs you measure children against but it has to show it starting on the floor

Lighthearted thread and a curly wurly for the funniest suggestions to get honest accurate measurements (if it bothers you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party rings for nipples can do too as proved by moi

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

My nickname is tiny tim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard some use sky remotes not sure how successfully it has been implemented....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can't hang anything from my nipples. I'm not a real woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard some use sky remotes not sure how successfully it has been implemented...."

*Other digital television providers available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't hang anything from my nipples but I can make textured chocolate from my anus I'm a real woman

This

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can't hang anything from my nipples but I can make textured chocolate from my anus I'm a real woman

This

Did you want white, milk or dark this time?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Someone suggested loo roll tube but it won’t go in ??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sky remotes are the only acceptable unit of measurement on a swingers site.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sky remotes are the only acceptable unit of measurement on a swingers site. "

Not everyone has sky although they could buy one just for fab purposes.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Donuts that will fit on a cock but I guess they come in different sizes

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