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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer " You might have a hangover D. | |||
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"Alcohol. It’s a poison. Ravages you’re body and then your soul But take a paracetamol, have a snooze and you’ll feel better " *your not you’re | |||
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"Give yourself a few orgasms you'll be right as rain " To be fair thats my normal cure | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer " You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity. Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger | |||
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"A full English will put you straight Make sure the yolks are runny though. " P.S. its a decaff Latte with no sugar please. | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer You might have a hangover D." Impossible. | |||
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"Stop posting your hungover sad for a minute (typed with compassion and love!) and go and drink a pint of water and take some paracetamol. Go back to bed, tuck the blanket tightly around you and put the heating on and don't let your phone screen illuminate your face. We've all been there, you'll be right as rain soon. " Soon is not soon enough | |||
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"That's why I don't drink " Great idea Unfortunately after 6 months locked away the only way I know how to socialise comfortably anymore is with alcohol | |||
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"Give yourself a few orgasms you'll be right as rain " Don't have the energy | |||
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"Coleslaw, the right combination of B vitamins and fatty acids. It sounds rank but it works. " | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity. Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger " Remind me again, what is sex? | |||
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"I was in that very same state this time yesterday. You lucky thing. Enjoy it, it’s a feeling I’ve missed (Whatever your last alcoholic drink was will sort you out. I had a bottle of bud and it fixed me right up)" Mate I'm never drinking again | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity. Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger Remind me again, what is sex? " Message me ( or open your filters) and I can discuss | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday " Chocolate yazoo is much much better | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday " Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Chocolate yazoo is much much better " Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday. | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Chocolate yazoo is much much better Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday." Ooh good shout, got some peanut butter Halo Top and almond milk hanging around my stomach's gonna have to start behaving first though | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules " Amen to that | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules " Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Chocolate yazoo is much much better Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday." You have very good taste you know x | |||
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"I was in that very same state this time yesterday. You lucky thing. Enjoy it, it’s a feeling I’ve missed (Whatever your last alcoholic drink was will sort you out. I had a bottle of bud and it fixed me right up) Mate I'm never drinking again" Yeah right . We've all said that before | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here " I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here " I feel your pain | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? " Holy shit This is an outrage!!!!!! | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here " Ask your local butcher, we have one here who does it, also a good few companies in Scotland who will do a refrigerated delivery and toy can fill the freeze | |||
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"Coleslaw, the right combination of B vitamins and fatty acids. It sounds rank but it works. " I’ll take that as a no then | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? " Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here Ask your local butcher, we have one here who does it, also a good few companies in Scotland who will do a refrigerated delivery and toy can fill the freeze " Good shout! I did bring a stack back when I was last in Scotland but they ran out (far too quickly). They go rather well on potato waffles I found | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better " So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast " Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie " Haha yeah it's just something I never got around to trying before turning veggie 8 years ago. I've seen my friends eat it though and if I'm being honest it really doesn't look very appetising... | |||
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"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting I was in a similar state yesterday Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie Haha yeah it's just something I never got around to trying before turning veggie 8 years ago. I've seen my friends eat it though and if I'm being honest it really doesn't look very appetising... " Fair enough. The veggie options aren’t great. Partner is veggie and he’s disgusted at the prospect. We have sneak one when he’s not here | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer " Dioralyte | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer Dioralyte " I have electrolyte tablets? | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer Dioralyte I have electrolyte tablets? " Have you taken them yet? | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer Dioralyte I have electrolyte tablets? Have you taken them yet? " They're all the way downstairs | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer Dioralyte I have electrolyte tablets? Have you taken them yet? They're all the way downstairs " First World problems Lol they will do the trick | |||
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" I think you deserve to stay in bed all day feeling sorry for yourself! I can't cope with hangovers the last time I had one I had drank a whole bottle of rum and the room was spinning for 24 hours and I was throwing up everywhere. I then found out a few weeks later I was pregnant. I think that put me off heavy drinking for life. I have never got that d*unk since. " Goodness, I think that would put me off too! So I took the electrolytes and went back to sleep and actually I do feel much better! Think I might have found a cure | |||
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"Stop posting your hungover sad for a minute (typed with compassion and love!) and go and drink a pint of water and take some paracetamol. Go back to bed, tuck the blanket tightly around you and put the heating on and don't let your phone screen illuminate your face. We've all been there, you'll be right as rain soon. " It's a blankie when you're poorly Meli | |||
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"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life? Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer " Who cares why. Ibuprofen + Red Bull + chocolate cures all. | |||
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