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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Working? Twerking? Singing some Akon? Fortuitously applying Deep Heat to your balls? Listening to jazz? Listening to The Beatles? Getting your Uggs out? Lost? Being silly? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Back 4 good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im off to bed very soon, but i thought I'd pop in and say hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back 4 good "

Take that! Hey, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im off to bed very soon, but i thought I'd pop in and say hello. "

Nice to see you, na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!"

I think I should keep my song choice a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

I think I should keep my song choice a surprise."

Oh no. Don’t do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you wasn’t arsed to do this!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

I think I should keep my song choice a surprise."

I bet its Mmmbop

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!"

Could I suggest the song from Disney's 'Snow White'?

The one with the lyrics, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off t'werk we go..."

I'll get ma coat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

I think I should keep my song choice a surprise.

Oh no. Don’t do that "

Don't you like surprises?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought you wasn’t arsed to do this!"

I'm powering through. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way. I did start late, as opposed to the earlier nocturnal threads I've been doing since August.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

I think I should keep my song choice a surprise.

I bet its Mmmbop "

It's a good guess, but it's not right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

Could I suggest the song from Disney's 'Snow White'?

The one with the lyrics, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off t'werk we go..."

I'll get ma coat! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Jim what song would you twerk to?! I need to know it’s been killing me?!

Could I suggest the song from Disney's 'Snow White'?

The one with the lyrics, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off t'werk we go..."

I'll get ma coat!

"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx"

Guess I'll pop the kettle on as I may be the only other person here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Guess I'll pop the kettle on as I may be the only other person here "

Strong but with lots of milk please

I’ll provide biscuits for anyone else that shows up! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppppffftttt i am STILL awake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Still here, maybe briefly though. Fell asleep on the sofa and just moved to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx"

Fancy another cuppa? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ppppffftttt i am STILL awake "

Are you still awake now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here, maybe briefly though. Fell asleep on the sofa and just moved to bed "

I did that last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x"

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again "

I'll stick the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t sleep, Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppppffftttt i am STILL awake

Are you still awake now?"

S. T. I. L. L awake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again

I'll stick the kettle on.

"

Do you have any green tea? No worries if not, I also like mine black

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim "

Would some facts help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim "

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Would some facts help?"

Some sex might!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ppppffftttt i am STILL awake

Are you still awake now?

S. T. I. L. L awake "

M. E too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Would some facts help?"

No I’m too excitable I’m afraid. Facts make that works but I would like them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppppffftttt i am STILL awake

Are you still awake now?

S. T. I. L. L awake

M. E too."

- he's awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down? "

Where would you like my trunk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again

I'll stick the kettle on.

Do you have any green tea? No worries if not, I also like mine black "

You'll have black tea, and you'll like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down?

Where would you like my trunk? "

I guess it depends how big it is??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Would some facts help?

Some sex might! "

Sex is the best way to get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Would some facts help?

Some sex might!

Sex is the best way to get off."

We are certainly maintaining 2m enforcement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down?

Where would you like my trunk?

I guess it depends how big it is?? "

I’m not entirely sure what trunk we’re talking about. But I have peppermint tea. Can I interest you in some peppermint tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down?

Where would you like my trunk?

I guess it depends how big it is??

I’m not entirely sure what trunk we’re talking about. But I have peppermint tea. Can I interest you in some peppermint tea? "

Your necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t sleep, Jim

Nice pants jamie... Are you a trunk up kinda girl, or a trunk down?

Where would you like my trunk?

I guess it depends how big it is??

I’m not entirely sure what trunk we’re talking about. But I have peppermint tea. Can I interest you in some peppermint tea?

Your necklace "

He has a mind of his own. I forget he’s there!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again

I'll stick the kettle on.

Do you have any green tea? No worries if not, I also like mine black

You'll have black tea, and you'll like it."

I do like black tea, Jim. Thanking you most kindly

Do we know any facts about tea?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee."

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Oooooo please can I have a brew Jim? After my sofa sleep, I'd really like one but shouldn't be lifting the kettle

I see you've been tinkering again

I'll stick the kettle on.

Do you have any green tea? No worries if not, I also like mine black

You'll have black tea, and you'll like it.

I do like black tea, Jim. Thanking you most kindly

Do we know any facts about tea? "

Fact 1. it has three letters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says "

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean. "

Well where is the fun in that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean. "

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean. "

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website. "

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day ¹²² work began on Hadrian's Wall.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"On this day ¹²² work began on Hadrian's Wall."

Has it finished yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?! "

I wish KC. I wish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Well where is the fun in that! "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis? "

I thought she was a popstar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day ¹²² work began on Hadrian's Wall.

Has it finished yet "

I dunno, I'm not a wall expert.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"On this day ¹²² work began on Hadrian's Wall.

Has it finished yet

I dunno, I'm not a wall expert."

I’ll message trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1916 Roald Dahl was born.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day ¹²² work began on Hadrian's Wall.

Has it finished yet

I dunno, I'm not a wall expert.

I’ll message trump"

Do it, do it, do it, do it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish. "

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 1 year ago I was consoling a girlfriend after she had the worst news she could have had. Tonight. Well this morning. I’ celebrating her not having to worry any more.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar."

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish.

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?! "

That’s just reminded me of Alice in Wonderland when she meets all the flowers

I can’t wait for spring so I can stick google eyes on the daffodils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x"

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Hello fabbers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish.

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?!

That’s just reminded me of Alice in Wonderland when she meets all the flowers

I can’t wait for spring so I can stick google eyes on the daffodils "

Spring?! You're ambitious

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Hello fabbers"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish.

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?!

That’s just reminded me of Alice in Wonderland when she meets all the flowers

I can’t wait for spring so I can stick google eyes on the daffodils

Spring?! You're ambitious "

You’re right.

Pumpkin carving soon though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish.

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?!

That’s just reminded me of Alice in Wonderland when she meets all the flowers

I can’t wait for spring so I can stick google eyes on the daffodils

Spring?! You're ambitious

You’re right.

Pumpkin carving soon though "

Where's the time gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

I want to make a dirty joke about not having dry pants and not having clean hands but that would be a fib.

And would ruin the wholesome image I’ve somehow created on a swinging website.

Jamie, are you wet and dirty?!

I wish KC. I wish.

I can come over, turn the hose on you and roll you in the flowerbeds?!

That’s just reminded me of Alice in Wonderland when she meets all the flowers

I can’t wait for spring so I can stick google eyes on the daffodils

Spring?! You're ambitious

You’re right.

Pumpkin carving soon though

Where's the time gone? "
it’s just vanished. It’s been hard but it’s actually been quite enlightening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."

Jim: The Man, the Legend, The Art Critic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lim. I'm Jim. Don't worry, be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
as if that’s a knowable a fact Jim.... really/? If it is it’s the best fat ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat. as if that’s a knowable a fact Jim.... really/? If it is it’s the best fat ever."

Fact!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii "

I thought she was an actress.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."

Jamie said it's been enlightening, but this must be the greatest enlightenment of the thread, Jim. Good fact-ing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress."

She is/was. I was being silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx"

I'll pop the kettle on. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."

I once dated a guy who I used to call David because his face was so beautiful it looked like it had been chiselled by the gods themselves, Jae line for days. He was so angelic looking his face would not have been out of place in the Sistine Chapel.

Then he phoned me from a lads holiday and said he thinks he got chlamydia from a public toilet and ended our relationship. Never heard from him again. Unclear if he’s in a relationship with a public toilet, it was all very weird.

I hope he’s well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello fabbers"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x"

You’re a delight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

I once dated a guy who I used to call David because his face was so beautiful it looked like it had been chiselled by the gods themselves, Jae line for days. He was so angelic looking his face would not have been out of place in the Sistine Chapel.

Then he phoned me from a lads holiday and said he thinks he got chlamydia from a public toilet and ended our relationship. Never heard from him again. Unclear if he’s in a relationship with a public toilet, it was all very weird.

I hope he’s well "

I don't which of these two facts I like best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat! "

Eh eh?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

Jamie said it's been enlightening, but this must be the greatest enlightenment of the thread, Jim. Good fact-ing "

Thanks. Jai Guru Deva.

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By *etCloseMan
over a year ago

north

Just got back from doing some decorating for a mate that I really didn’t wanna do. Home now all to myself and it’s time to relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight! "

I really am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

Jamie said it's been enlightening, but this must be the greatest enlightenment of the thread, Jim. Good fact-ing

Thanks. Jai Guru Deva."

Across the universe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

Eh eh?! "

Keep up, KC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly "

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

Eh eh?!

Keep up, KC."

I'm behind Jim. I'm behind. I usually prefer to be in front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

I once dated a guy who I used to call David because his face was so beautiful it looked like it had been chiselled by the gods themselves, Jae line for days. He was so angelic looking his face would not have been out of place in the Sistine Chapel.

Then he phoned me from a lads holiday and said he thinks he got chlamydia from a public toilet and ended our relationship. Never heard from him again. Unclear if he’s in a relationship with a public toilet, it was all very weird.

I hope he’s well

I don't which of these two facts I like best."

I think the cat part swings it for me.

Although it is nice to reminisce on past beaus whenever Michelangelo is mentioned.

I might write a book on all my past loves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee."

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got back from doing some decorating for a mate that I really didn’t wanna do. Home now all to myself and it’s time to relax"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Close. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense, you late night decorator. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

Eh eh?!

Keep up, KC.

I'm behind Jim. I'm behind. I usually prefer to be in front "

Look at David’s willy, KC!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1501 Michaelangelo began work on his state of David. If you take a look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.

Jamie said it's been enlightening, but this must be the greatest enlightenment of the thread, Jim. Good fact-ing

Thanks. Jai Guru Deva.

Across the universe? "

In a rocket!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk. "

Sit down wees are encouraged here, especially among friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lim. I'm Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk.

Sit down wees are encouraged here, especially among friends "
I’d like to think

At this time of night everyone is a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk. "

Nonsense. Sit down wees are actively encouraged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lim. I'm Jim."
evening Jim.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

Eh eh?!

Keep up, KC.

I'm behind Jim. I'm behind. I usually prefer to be in front

Look at David’s willy, KC! "

Well, bend me over and spank my arse. It does look rather.......odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck it really does look like a cat!

Eh eh?!

Keep up, KC.

I'm behind Jim. I'm behind. I usually prefer to be in front

Look at David’s willy, KC!

Well, bend me over and spank my arse. It does look rather.......odd "

Distinctly feline, I’d say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a sit down wee.

Don't forget to wipe the drips and wash your hands, just like Bozo says

My pants are dry, my hands are clean.

Oh! That's excellent news!

Did you know that the scientific name for the tea plant is Camellia sinensis?

I thought she was a popstar.

Nah, that's Tea Leonii

I thought she was an actress.

She is/was. I was being silly

I wasn't even having a sit down wee.

you’re only allowed those as man if you are poorly or d*unk.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lim. I'm Jim. evening Jim. "

Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ exta time. Consider yourself a friend. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Friends, Romans, Shrewsbury-men, lend me your ears...... It's goodnight from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Friends, Romans, Shrewsbury-men, lend me your ears...... It's goodnight from me "

Na night to you. From me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friends, Romans, Shrewsbury-men, lend me your ears...... It's goodnight from me "

G’night!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight all, sending e-hugs down the line

https://g.co/kgs/tujmez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodnight all, sending e-hugs down the line

https://g.co/kgs/tujmez"

G’night indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1922 The Straw Hat Riot in New York began. People protested for the right to wear straw hats beyond the accepted end date of September the 15th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1922 The Straw Hat Riot in New York began. People protested for the right to wear straw hats beyond the accepted end date of September the 15th."

True heroes.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1922 The Straw Hat Riot in New York began. People protested for the right to wear straw hats beyond the accepted end date of September the 15th.

True heroes. "

I take my hat off to them.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Evening all "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1922 The Straw Hat Riot in New York began. People protested for the right to wear straw hats beyond the accepted end date of September the 15th.

True heroes. "

If we’re on New York history facts... On Sept. 13, 1788, the Congress of the Confederation authorized the first national election and declared New York the temporary national capital.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cy. Smileyface

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Evening all

Morning "

Is it morning if not been to sleep yet?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Evening all

Morning

Is it morning if not been to sleep yet? "

Yep it’s still is science a it’s a real ass sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am."

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Jammy d

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x"

Need more than one cuppa to wash down shortbread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x"

You're so Scottish. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jammy d"

Let me be your fantasy.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Did someone mention biscuits?

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

A custard cream and I’m anybody’s.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x"

We Scots will take that as a compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x"

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits? "

I’m sharing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I think there might be some shortbread. Smileyface

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish "

Ah, someone from my home town!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A custard cream and I’m anybody’s. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LoveLock. I'm just digesting your revelation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Ah, someone from my home town! "

Stirling?

It’s a beautiful little place to live! X

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did someone mention biscuits?

I’m sharing!! "

Do you fancy swapping a shortbread for chocolate leibniz?

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

In bed, reliving my Saturday afternoon

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish "

Missed square sausage and iron brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits?

I’m sharing!!

Do you fancy swapping a shortbread for chocolate leibniz?"

I can live with this deal, definitely!!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I think there might be some shortbread. Smileyface"

I do love a shortbread, petticoat tails being the favourite

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Ah, someone from my home town!

Stirling?

It’s a beautiful little place to live! X"

Mum's family all from Torbrex, Dad born in Bridge of Allan before family moved to Rose Street area of town.

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"A custard cream and I’m anybody’s.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LoveLock. I'm just digesting your revelation."

Custard creams should be fairly easy to digest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Missed square sausage and iron brush "

I’m a veggie so square sausage is out I’m not going to comment on the iron brush

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Missed square sausage and iron brush "

Brush???? iron bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention biscuits?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I think there might be some shortbread. Smileyface

I do love a shortbread, petticoat tails being the favourite "

They’re both tasty and pretty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Ah, someone from my home town!

Stirling?

It’s a beautiful little place to live! X

Mum's family all from Torbrex, Dad born in Bridge of Allan before family moved to Rose Street area of town."

Wow, I know all those areas really well

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Missed square sausage and iron brush

Brush???? iron bru "

Phew, saved yourself just in time! You can still get square sausage in some branches of ICELAND, and in some Northern branches of Morrisons. Irn Bru still widely available.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bed, reliving my Saturday afternoon "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maria. Those were the days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A custard cream and I’m anybody’s.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LoveLock. I'm just digesting your revelation.

Custard creams should be fairly easy to digest. "

A few fig rolls would help things along.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?"

Usually known as Lorne Sausage, and found in Scotland. It's exactly as it sounds, sausage meat, but square in shape.

Fits Scottish loaves perfectly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting a Scottish education.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?"

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

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over a year ago


"I'm getting a Scottish education."

My degree is in Scottish history... not sure if that makes me more of a stereotype or not

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sneaking back in! Who wants to make me a cuppa tonight? xx

Fancy another cuppa? x

Yes please if you’re still up Jimeroo xx

I'll pop the kettle on. x

You’re a delight!

I really am.

Want a biscuit? I have shortbread with me for work x

You're so Scottish. x

Red headed, fiery tempered, pale skinned and eat shortbread...

yeah I tick all the boxes for Scottish

Ah, someone from my home town!

Stirling?

It’s a beautiful little place to live! X

Mum's family all from Torbrex, Dad born in Bridge of Allan before family moved to Rose Street area of town.

Wow, I know all those areas really well "
Haven't been home in ages. Still have relatives in Torwood, between Plean & Larbert.

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over a year ago


"I'm getting a Scottish education.

My degree is in Scottish history... not sure if that makes me more of a stereotype or not "

Erm, do you remember offering me shortbread?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm getting a Scottish education.

My degree is in Scottish history... not sure if that makes me more of a stereotype or not

Erm, do you remember offering me shortbread?"

Achhh! That's right, take the attention away from the sublime to the ridiculous, you Sassenach!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X"

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

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over a year ago


"I'm getting a Scottish education.

My degree is in Scottish history... not sure if that makes me more of a stereotype or not

Erm, do you remember offering me shortbread?

Achhh! That's right, take the attention away from the sublime to the ridiculous, you Sassenach! "

Ohhh!! Shots fired

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty. "

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty. "

Exactly. Also, when combining it in a Breakfast Roll, the egg and other contents don't slip out! They simply rest on the sausage meat.

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over a year ago


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now"

Smells better than normal sausages too, which may sound weird, but it really does!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now

Smells better than normal sausages too, which may sound weird, but it really does! "

Oh veggie might be after a meat slip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now

Smells better than normal sausages too, which may sound weird, but it really does! "

I want to smell your square sausage.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now

Smells better than normal sausages too, which may sound weird, but it really does! "

That’s it, our next holiday is going to be to Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting a Scottish education.

My degree is in Scottish history... not sure if that makes me more of a stereotype or not

Erm, do you remember offering me shortbread?

Achhh! That's right, take the attention away from the sublime to the ridiculous, you Sassenach! "

Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!"

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot.

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over a year ago


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone explain what the heck a square sausage is? Have I been living under a rock?

It’s basically sausage meat served in a block and cut into squares. Tends to be the most popular option for sausage up here. X

It makes more sense both from a cooking point of view and the practicalities of fitting into a sausage butty.

And it tastes amazing. Aw I'm feeling home sick now

Smells better than normal sausages too, which may sound weird, but it really does!

I want to smell your square sausage."

that might be the worst euphemism I’ve heard in a long time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot. "

You know what they say about men with big feet

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over a year ago


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot.

You know what they say about men with big feet "

Big socks.

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over a year ago


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot.

You know what they say about men with big feet

Big socks."

Exactly! You’re on the ball tonight Jimeroo

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sassenach, how dare you. Up yours!

I thought Sassenach was another name for Bigfoot.

You know what they say about men with big feet "

With emphasis on the word Feet, as a measurement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One seventy five!

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