FabSwingers.com forum: Am I ever gonna have sex again?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answers on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

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nope if you disclose, yes if you don’t tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am

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i sure am too

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By *ercedes60Man
over a year ago

waterford

"Answers on a postcard please

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oh when Ye least expect it just have patience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask positive possum and he say yay! Positive possum says you will have sex again

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

I’m praying so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m praying so "

You and me both buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

oh when Ye least expect it just have patience lol "

I'm fresh out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am

Stop bragging pls

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How long is a piece of string

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"How long is a piece of string

9 inches

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Doesn't feel like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't feel like it

Thanks for the honesty

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Amber do you have any more dates planned then I know you have a blowout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Answers on a postcard please

Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Impossible "

Luvs the avatar. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Answers on a postcard please

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

Find a frog, kiss it and see what happens

No actually don't haha

It will happen when the time is right

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Answers on a postcard please

Find a frog, kiss it and see what happens

No actually don't haha

It will happen when the time is right

The frog ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d join a convent.. but the ones in Manchester are closed. Social distancing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amber do you have any more dates planned then I know you have a blowout "

Nope nobody wants to date me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.

Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Answers on a postcard please

Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.

Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any

Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I’d join a convent.. but the ones in Manchester are closed. Social distancing.. "

What about the kids who’s looking after them now ??

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’d join a convent.. but the ones in Manchester are closed. Social distancing..

What about the kids who’s looking after them now ??"

It’s not Annie... looking for redemption not childcare...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a spare, unopened rabbit i can post to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Computer says.....

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

I'm gonna confidently go with "yes."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Computer says....."

Suck my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.

Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any

Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers. "

But when will it be over??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna confidently go with "yes.""

But how confident are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Computer says.....

Suck my bum"

If only!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Computer says.....

Suck my bum

If only! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

Find a frog, kiss it and see what happens

No actually don't haha

It will happen when the time is right

The frog ? "

It's not a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a spare, unopened rabbit i can post to you

Thank you! Appreciate the thought but I'm sick to the back teeth of toys now haha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Answers on a postcard please

Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.

Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any

Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers.

But when will it be over?? "

If i knew the answer to that - I'd be a rich man.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I'm gonna confidently go with "yes."

But how confident are you? "

Very.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. None of us are. It’s very sad and unprecedented

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Nope. None of us are. It’s very sad and unprecedented

There goes every ones motivation to carry on...! We’re doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. None of us are. It’s very sad and unprecedented

There goes every ones motivation to carry on...! We’re doomed "

You can always count on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. None of us are. It’s very sad and unprecedented

Ahhh thanks the 'positive one'

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Answers on a postcard please

Soon don't worry

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Nope. None of us are. It’s very sad and unprecedented

There goes every ones motivation to carry on...! We’re doomed

You can always count on me

To load the gun you mean.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I will

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Of course you are.

Sorry about the lack of postcard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course you are.

Sorry about the lack of postcard. "

Hmm I'll forgive it this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll meet again, Don't know where,

Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possible, Open your Age Bracket up you look very capable,

How old is Brad Pitt or Mr Clooney in the local Drive in.. or shall we drive to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer neither to ask nor answer that question as it will depress me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I'm managing to plan some then you at 26 and pretty should definitely be able to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t stop believing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t stop believing

I shall hold onto that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if I'm managing to plan some then you at 26 and pretty should definitely be able to. "

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By *ike hp9Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

The think I’ve regrown my virginity!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Answers on a postcard please

I ran out of post cards answering similar questions, but I see much naughtiness and sex in the future, I jait cant tell you how far in the future that will be

In the mean time it’s probably best to accept offers of phone sex or rely on your toy collection for company

Try to stay sexy

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

As long as it's in a group of less than 6, then yes you probably are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you will. It's an axiom, that a woman, be they on Fab or in the real world, will always be able to find a playmate. You're a sensual woman who can hold a decent conversation. I'd bet my house on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe, if you make a blood sacrifice under a full moon on a Tuesday

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Maybe, if you make a blood sacrifice under a full moon on a Tuesday "

{hides all sharp knives}

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe, if you make a blood sacrifice under a full moon on a Tuesday "

{checks lunar calendar}

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Keep the faith!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hopefully soon ffs !!

I'm not even embarrassing myself by saying the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope so , nothing like the company of a good/bad women

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sometime when the time is right.... 2021 or 2022

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Answers on a postcard please

I would say definitely. You have been on our hotlist since day one. Simply stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, most definitely!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Aha, I’ve found the problem. Your stated age range is too young. They are all too busy on their play stations or doing their hair. Up it my dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aha, I’ve found the problem. Your stated age range is too young. They are all too busy on their play stations or doing their hair. Up it my dear."

Don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Answers on a postcard please

I would say definitely. You have been on our hotlist since day one. Simply stunning

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