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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you want it to smell of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do rainbows smell of because that's what I fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do rainbows smell of because that's what I fart

So when you fart, skittles come out of your arse?

Taste the rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do rainbows smell of because that's what I fart

Skittles... taste the rainbow

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Lynx Africa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do rainbows smell of because that's what I fart

So when you fart, skittles come out of your arse?

Taste the rainbow

Great minds...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Freshly baked bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of success and humility, mixed with irony and devotion

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Chanel no.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose I should have given this thread more thought.

I mean if someone latches onto you, that you don’t really like. It could just be a normal fart.

But if you like them, farting sauvage by Dior wouldn’t be all bad.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Coco Chanel. I would squeeze farts out constantly if they smelt like that.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Pear drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna say issay miyake

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Citrus and sandlewood, save me a fortune on room fragrances

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coco Chanel. I would squeeze farts out constantly if they smelt like that."

Haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses

Which one?

I always like the caramel barrel one.

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By *oerichMan
over a year ago

Tameside

Newcastle brown ale.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Roses

Which one?

I always like the caramel barrel one.

Sorry make that Quality Street

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