FabSwingers.com forum: men who dont wash there willys

By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

cor bloody hell has any other women or couples come across guys with really cheesy knobs lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

never and id die if i did

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"men who dont wash there willys"

Don't get sucked?

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

this is a tad unfair what about all the stinky snatches lol, i wash my cock

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you know where there are threads you shouldn't open when you are having your lunch.... or should I say WAS having my lunch...

cheers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""men who dont wash there willys"

Don't get sucked?"

....or fucked!! eeeeewwwwww naaaasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not come accross cheesy knobs, even in a adult cineman and i antcipated that but have had the misfortune of rimming a smelly ass - many years ago and put me off for ages, but have recently had much better experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll out the Edam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know where there are threads you shouldn't open when you are having your lunch.... or should I say WAS having my lunch...

cheers......

Hopefully not a cheese straw or a tuna roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi...!! Have you seen the cost of cheese these days...

Im tryin to economise over here...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Not come accross cheesy knobs, even in a adult cineman and i antcipated that but have had the misfortune of rimming a smelly ass - many years ago and put me off for ages, but have recently had much better experiences

lol

Did you not notice the smell before you put your tongue there?

Think that would have put me off for life!

Thankfully no I haven't.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone who wants to read about cheesy bits read this thread....if you are eating your dinner ( Fabio ) it might be wise to ignore

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

nope, but have come across a few pissy fannies and been too polite to say anything, so far....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well this has done my diet good this week, i expect to loose 3lb now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I couldn't go there! Ew ew ew yuck vomit! Cheesie knobs and tuna buns are thouroughly mingworthy and bring bile to my gullet x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive just lost 2 slices of jammy toast and a cappuchino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first realised I liked a bit of cock, I met a lad on a canal towpath (classy, i know)

Mid 20's, tall, handsome, blonde, built.

I thought all my Christmas's had come at once.

That was until I crouched down and got a whiff of what had just popped out of his fly.

Instant BAWK

I got myself upright and just said 'sorry'

Much to my surprise, he was aware of what had made me say no thanks saying 'I know it's not for everyone'

I think half out of embarrasment, he walked back towards the road with me and we chatted.

This was no a personal hygiene issue with him, it was a fetish.

He actually didn't wash on purpose and had his own little 'smeg farm' going on.

He was cultivating the fkin stuff

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By *ecretquestCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"well this has done my diet good this week, i expect to loose 3lb now"

A week i`ve just lost it in about 30 seconds!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always point out before meeting hygiene is a must and failure in this dept would have us leaving so touch wood so far we have met pristine people but provide the same.

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

lol we once organised a gang bang and one guy kept trying to put his knob near sharon and it stunk so she just said do you mind its good manners to wash before you play he said thats a strange request lol

anyway he was politely asked to fuck off by a friend of ours pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that what the BJ was for....

Only joking of course....

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"lol we once organised a gang bang and one guy kept trying to put his knob near sharon and it stunk so she just said do you mind its good manners to wash before you play he said thats a strange request lol

anyway he was politely asked to fuck off by a friend of ours pmsl

Maybe you should have started with a communal wash-your-willy competition... One who does it with the most panache - gets to go first...

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Roll out the Edam "
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...It's not a barrel of fun

Roll out the Edam

It's never gonna be fun

Roll out the Edam

Whether it's cheesy or not

Best not to suck on an Edam

When it's got helmet snot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know that they havent washed it? hahahahaha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think i would physically attack someone who turned up for a meet with out being spotlessly clean, i would consider it the biggest offence someone could do and i dont get offended often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not turn the whole thing into a concubine fantasy where the woman gets a bowl full of warm water, some soap and a flannel and wash the royal cock before using it. I'm sure a lot of guys would enjoy that. I'd even keep my spotlessly dirty for just the occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think i would physically attack someone who turned up for a meet with out being spotlessly clean, i would consider it the biggest offence someone could do and i dont get offended often"

Fkin 'ell

I have made a mental note that my overnight bag should now contain Imperial Leather, flannel, Old Spice, condoms, a gum shield, shin pads and a tin hat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think i would physically attack someone who turned up for a meet with out being spotlessly clean, i would consider it the biggest offence someone could do and i dont get offended often

Fkin 'ell

I have made a mental note that my overnight bag should now contain Imperial Leather, flannel, Old Spice, condoms, a gum shield, shin pads and a tin hat

lol, but surely it is highly offensive to have someone have such little respect for you that they dont wash. And surely for it to be cheesy its got to be at least a couple of days old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I first realised I liked a bit of cock, I met a lad on a canal towpath (classy, i know)

Mid 20's, tall, handsome, blonde, built.

I thought all my Christmas's had come at once.

That was until I crouched down and got a whiff of what had just popped out of his fly.

Instant BAWK

I got myself upright and just said 'sorry'

Much to my surprise, he was aware of what had made me say no thanks saying 'I know it's not for everyone'

I think half out of embarrasment, he walked back towards the road with me and we chatted.

This was no a personal hygiene issue with him, it was a fetish.

He actually didn't wash on purpose and had his own little 'smeg farm' going on.

He was cultivating the fkin stuff

This is not only gross but dangerous as can cause penile cancer in extreme cases amongst other horrible germs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And surely for it to be cheesy its got to be at least a couple of days old"

That sounds like a challenge !

Get ur stopwatch out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"And surely for it to be cheesy its got to be at least a couple of days old

That sounds like a challenge !

Get ur stopwatch out

"£*&&"**"*"*" "*")!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I should have stopped reading after the 1st line.

Feking hell do people actually not wash the bits properly.

Ewww even the thought of this is making feel ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

primuler cheese spread anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know whats wrong with having it washed in someones mouth...saves me the hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny thing is.

Whereas a woman would hold no qualms about telling a guy to get lost or wash his cock, men will think about even mentioning a bad smelling/tasting fanny.

Now Ive learned to avoid the taste of a fanny as a result of this but let me tell you, men have learned to put up with it on more than 1 occasion.

Nothings worse than going to chow town and *sniff*....oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone right off my liquorice allsorts now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i must have been lucky as ive never played with a dirty person

I have met a few who have seemed unclean or smelt of BO etc but ive obviously given them a thanks but no thanks and left without playing, eberyone i have decided to play with have been fine

Theres been the odd guy in a club who has come over to me while playing and been a bit dodgy in the hygiene department but they get told to go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funny thing is.

Whereas a woman would hold no qualms about telling a guy to get lost or wash his cock, men will think about even mentioning a bad smelling/tasting fanny.

Now Ive learned to avoid the taste of a fanny as a result of this but let me tell you, men have learned to put up with it on more than 1 occasion.

Nothings worse than going to chow town and *sniff*....oh dear."

..and if you have the sheer audacity to mention to some women that they have a stinky toolbox they react like you've just told them they are carrying bubonic plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car crash thread!! You know you shouldn't but you still read it!

*vomit!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The funny thing is.

Whereas a woman would hold no qualms about telling a guy to get lost or wash his cock, men will think about even mentioning a bad smelling/tasting fanny.

Now Ive learned to avoid the taste of a fanny as a result of this but let me tell you, men have learned to put up with it on more than 1 occasion.

Nothings worse than going to chow town and *sniff*....oh dear."

if you are willing to put up with playing with a dirty woman all i can say is....more fool you

why the hell would you carry on playing with someone who smelt?

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

the guy that came was respectfully dressed looked spotlessly clean but by god am sure he had wiped gorgonzloa on his nob

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

would like to thank everyone who has commented has made a damm good read and made us both giggle

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By *ubbyandwifeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

that's why we need the guy to have a shower when he come in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went down on a woman after she'd given me a bj. She smelt like Billingsgate fish market - reeked bloody awful. I came up and asked her if my cock had smelled bad or tasted bad. No she said. Then asked Why. I told her that if I'd taken the trouble to make sure my cock was clean and non smelly, I expected the same from her. She had the bloody cheek to say 'well if I'm not good enough for you I'll find someone else' Needless to say I got out of there pretty sharpish!

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"that's why we need the guy to have a shower when he come in the room"

lets face it its good manners to shower shave clean teeth deo and spray some smelly on and not odour de dairylea

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Once went down on a woman after she'd given me a bj. She smelt like Billingsgate fish market - reeked bloody awful. I came up and asked her if my cock had smelled bad or tasted bad. No she said. Then asked Why. I told her that if I'd taken the trouble to make sure my cock was clean and non smelly, I expected the same from her. She had the bloody cheek to say 'well if I'm not good enough for you I'll find someone else' Needless to say I got out of there pretty sharpish! "

bacterial vaginoses that sounds like

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've actually met someone too clean. His cock was so soapy I swear there were bubbles coming out of my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know, I didn't hang around long enough to find out!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Maybe rather than Fleshlight-like toys, someone should have designed a cock cleaner/freshener.

Got to say, someone turning up without total body cleanliness, not just their cock, isn't really welcome. Don't want to go down there/anywhere and start to get into a haze of body fumes, before asking them to leave.

As the day goes on, men need to realise that their bodies won't be as clean as that morning, when they - I hope - did a thorough body cleansing routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Ever Blowing Bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've actually met someone too clean. His cock was so soapy I swear there were bubbles coming out of my ears."

ive had that too, i met a guy and i think he must have squirted the body spray down his pants, when i suck him all i could taste was body spray and it dried my mouth out really bad, i told him to go wash it off which turned out to be a damn good move as we had a nice session in the shower lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BV Bacterial Vaginoses I think its called when a woman smells fishy downstairs?? Im not sure what the correct word is for knob cheese??

But 'o'dur de Seriously Strong' is def not it, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just men, some ladies are unfortunate enough to suffer body odours. That's nature unfortunately but the vast majority of ladies realise that and are very fastidious when it comes to personal hygiene.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've actually met someone too clean. His cock was so soapy I swear there were bubbles coming out of my ears.

Now why didn't I think of doing that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was gonna have tuna, baked potato with some grated cheese for tea

Beans on toast is looking the better option now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct."

im just going to take your word for it, cause you seem a nice lady and i trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

im just going to take your word for it, cause you seem a nice lady and i trust you

I've had a hard life. You can trust me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"BV Bacterial Vaginoses I think its called when a woman smells fishy downstairs?? Im not sure what the correct word is for knob cheese??

But 'o'dur de Seriously Strong' is def not it, lol. "

Nope. Women do not smell fishy with BV.

Fishy is ammonia caused by an overgrowth of bacteria.

B.V has it's own vile, putrid, rotten 'something crawled in my drawers n died' odour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or is everyone else checking the verifications of those who have said CHEESE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can say Is Im glad I dont have a dirty willy am also glad im not a woman lol.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct."

But I like toasted gruyere......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

But I like toasted gruyere......

Form an orderly queue, unwashed fellows...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Cheese for tea anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's even worse than an unwashed willy is when they turn up and they've only washed there willy, a quick swill under the tap and they think their good to go!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

But I like toasted gruyere......

Form an orderly queue, unwashed fellows...

*gets out the caustic soda and pan scrubber*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse than an unwashed willy is when they turn up and they've only washed there willy, a quick swill under the tap and they think their good to go!!!

Well ya not gonna be sucking my armpit are ya! Tsk, some women want everything their own way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

But I like toasted gruyere......

Form an orderly queue, unwashed fellows...

*gets out the caustic soda and pan scrubber*

Ooooooh, she likes to watch 'em hopping round the kitchen, shrieking....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

But I like toasted gruyere......

Form an orderly queue, unwashed fellows...

*gets out the caustic soda and pan scrubber*

Ooooooh, she likes to watch 'em hopping round the kitchen, shrieking...."

Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bottle of port, packet of water biscuits... Now... Wheres me Stilton...?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct."

Not scampi fries ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

Not scampi fries ?"

Nope. Toasted Gruyere. Try it and see.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When I first realised I liked a bit of cock, I met a lad on a canal towpath (classy, i know)

Mid 20's, tall, handsome, blonde, built.

I thought all my Christmas's had come at once.

That was until I crouched down and got a whiff of what had just popped out of his fly.

Instant BAWK

I got myself upright and just said 'sorry'

Much to my surprise, he was aware of what had made me say no thanks saying 'I know it's not for everyone'

I think half out of embarrasment, he walked back towards the road with me and we chatted.

This was no a personal hygiene issue with him, it was a fetish.

He actually didn't wash on purpose and had his own little 'smeg farm' going on.

He was cultivating the fkin stuff

If monty python did porn !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't ever go down on anyone who has used that fem fresh, that is really rank

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Was gonna have tuna, baked potato with some grated cheese for tea

Beans on toast is looking the better option now

lol sorry

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"What's even worse than an unwashed willy is when they turn up and they've only washed there willy, a quick swill under the tap and they think their good to go!!!

now thats minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever go down on anyone who has used that fem fresh, that is really rank"

i use fem fresh, i use the wash and always have a pack of the wipes on me and use one every time i go to the loo when im out, i also use the spray in the summer, ive never had anyone comment on it, its unperfumed so should have a taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh fumunda cheese .....fumunda my forskin lol

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Don't ever go down on anyone who has used that fem fresh, that is really rank

sharon is the same yet to much perfumed soap can cause bv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha,this made me laugh after a crap day at work,thanks everyone xx

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"hahaha,this made me laugh after a crap day at work,thanks everyone xx"

glad i have made some people smile

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Don't ever go down on anyone who has used that fem fresh, that is really rank

Makes your tongue instantly dry up like you have been window licking in the desert and your face adopts the expression of a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could any man not wash his willy before sex..???

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Don't ever go down on anyone who has used that fem fresh, that is really rank

Makes your tongue instantly dry up like you have been window licking in the desert and your face adopts the expression of a bulldog chewing a wasp "

i must admit never had that prob when down on sharon lol

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"How could any man not wash his willy before sex..???

to some people cleanliness is a dirty word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just ask my one and only if he ever thought that i smell, His reply was " Darling you never smell, you stink" Mmmmm that's his sexfest over for at least a month. On a serious note though if i ever come across anyone smelling like cheese or anything else, they will be shown the door even before they could get dressed !!

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have just ask my one and only if he ever thought that i smell, His reply was " Darling you never smell, you stink" Mmmmm that's his sexfest over for at least a month. On a serious note though if i ever come across anyone smelling like cheese or anything else, they will be shown the door even before they could get dressed !!

the guy at the gangbang was i wonder if he is sat reading this forum thinking shit thats me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for it I was at ma fav g hole n someone put his cock through and I was nearly sick it smelt n u could see the cheese on it told him to fuck of n wash it smelly bas

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No need for it I was at ma fav g hole n someone put his cock through and I was nearly sick it smelt n u could see the cheese on it told him to fuck of n wash it smelly bas "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the guy at the gangbang was i wonder if he is sat reading this forum thinking shit thats me lol

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw Yuk! Cant believe people are so unhyginic! I even wash my Willy every time i go to the toilet!

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

This is grim.....

Some girls wonder why you wont spend ages licking them out - a pissy fanny or (once) smelling of stale cum is a major put off so a taste of smeggy bell-endo cheese must be just as bad.

Personal hygiene is (I think) an indicator of personality.

If it's stinky then they are probs skanky and best left alone....

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"you know where there are threads you shouldn't open when you are having your lunch.... or should I say WAS having my lunch...

cheers......

But you like cheese sandwiches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Nottingham a few years ago and arranged a meet, she came to the hotel, we had a drink and she got over her shyness. We retired to bed only for me to discover that her genital area had a strong aroma of boiled onions. My attempts to be polite and block it out were to no avail and I had to whimper some feeble excuse and usher her away. On returning to the room I noticed she had left some kind of ectoplasm on the bed. I ended up sleeping on the floor with the Windows open to dissipate the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cor bloody hell has any other women or couples come across guys with really cheesy knobs lol

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If i did i would run away from them very fast , lol

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

well suppose there is a bit on both sides as i think like some guys have said a smelly pussy is not good also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you are willing to put up with playing with a dirty woman all i can say is....more fool you

why the hell would you carry on playing with someone who smelt?

They were clean but the natural smell of it wasn't my cup of tea.

Besides, if I told a woman "your fan nay nay smells love" I will be shocked if she didn't leave.

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

I felt obliged to go down on a hot senorita some time ago and her fan-gina smelt of damp towel saturated in extra mature cheddar.needless to say I put on a false cough n said sorry I have a tickle in my throat.

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Thanks' I was looking forward to that cheeseburger I'm waiting for in tibshelf services( you ba....ds)

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

No excuses. If you have enough cheese you can let it dry, then just slip it off like a Hula Hoop and Hey Presto! A quick clean of your Jap's eye with some dental floss and you are good to go. C'mon chaps, make some effort.

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"No excuses. If you have enough cheese you can let it dry, then just slip it off like a Hula Hoop and Hey Presto! A quick clean of your Jap's eye with some dental floss and you are good to go. C'mon chaps, make some effort."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had many stinky minges, only 4 or 5 fannys that were genuinely clean, some stinkers I've had to drive with the windows down even on freezing cold nights and had my hand out the window hoping to catch screen wash spraying to disinfect fingers while driving. My mate recently got with a stunner but fish smelling fingers and she told him not to go sniffing his fingers as she hadn't had time to wash,dirty cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had many stinky minges, only 4 or 5 fannys that were genuinely clean, some stinkers I've had to drive with the windows down even on freezing cold nights and had my hand out the window hoping to catch screen wash spraying to disinfect fingers while driving. My mate recently got with a stunner but fish smelling fingers and she told him not to go sniffing his fingers as she hadn't had time to wash,dirty cow"

Did he have some Phish food ice cream later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smeg farm????

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over a year ago

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By *exyeyez23Man
over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s

"smeg farm????

No foreskin means easier to wash and keep clean and nowhere for the smelly stuff to hide maybe all guys should have that skin off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they sud wash , chopping skin of wills wen babies is sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot clearly know nothing - NOTHING - about cheese.

For your information, unwashed foreskins smell exactly - and I do mean exactly - like toasted Gruyere.

Try it and see. You will soon smell that I am correct.

Not scampi fries ?"
. Lol proper unwashed smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very clean one here!

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Remember many moons ago (while working away) meeting a really attractive woman in a pub and eventually left together to go to my hotel room. on the way to the hotel I decided to get a quick "cheeky finger".......well fuck me! it would have knocked flys off shit from 30foot

so instead of doing the decent thing and giving it a big swerve I still carried on to the hotel but first thing on entering the room I ran a nice bath and told her sex in the bath is like nothing on earth

she then replied while laughing "well this is a first" I then thought bet it is you dirty fooker! anyway all good in the end

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

lol so funny

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By *exyeyez23Man
over a year ago

Lytham St Anne’s

"Maybe they sud wash , chopping skin of wills wen babies is sick"
Not when it's gone for medical reasons if they are too tight they need to be removed and that's the only reason they should be but it does have its advantages

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Maybe they sud wash , chopping skin of wills wen babies is sickNot when it's gone for medical reasons if they are too tight they need to be removed and that's the only reason they should be but it does have its advantages

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got no complaints

cut n clean.....

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I got no complaints

cut n clean....."

me too so much more hygenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it amazing that there are people on here - male and female - who would turn up for sex unclean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it amazing that there are people on here - male and female - who would turn up for sex unclean"

I find it amazing that there are people on here - male and female - who would turn up for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wash my so called Willy, I have perfectly good wife who does that for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too"

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing"

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww lol cheese farm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww lol cheese farm lol"

its a closed cheesefarm...whats ur problem???...its getting bigger tho....heaven help anyone who has it exploding in their face tho..

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww lol cheese farm lol

its a closed cheesefarm...whats ur problem???...its getting bigger tho....heaven help anyone who has it exploding in their face tho.."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww lol cheese farm lol

its a closed cheesefarm...whats ur problem???...its getting bigger tho....heaven help anyone who has it exploding in their face tho..

pmsl

swirl it round ur mouth babe....and swallow...I DARE ya

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By *NicenNaughtey OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

poor hygene can cause thicking of the foreskin it also can happen normaly too

I wondered why my third eye wasnt showing

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww lol cheese farm lol

its a closed cheesefarm...whats ur problem???...its getting bigger tho....heaven help anyone who has it exploding in their face tho..

pmsl

swirl it round ur mouth babe....and swallow...I DARE ya"

the words feck and off spring to mind xxxx

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By *ayjay999Man
over a year ago

It's digusting I agree... For guys it's there outer skin

For women it's different....

nothing worse than a fanny that smells like it's never had a wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more like a cheese mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for god sake guys bring a little class back to the site

why would you even want to chat about it ??

seems the site is falling into a pit

sorry but thats what i feel ( moan now over )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so all you guys that meet woman on a night out, and that lady has prob had as much too drink as you guys, and prob been to the toilet more than you guy's. do you's then insist they have a bath or shower before you have sex Mmmmm i doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so all you guys that meet woman on a night out, and that lady has prob had as much too drink as you guys, and prob been to the toilet more than you guy's. do you's then insist they have a bath or shower before you have sex Mmmmm i doubt it"

Nope, but I am fully aware of it but because I am a MAN I dont bitch about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just barf on the smelly pie...am far to shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rank... I hate smely fannys errrgh

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