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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is sailing to a desert island for a couple of weeks. No social distancing needed. It’s two by two so who are you bringing and what are you bringing and what skills can you offer?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" is sailing to a desert island for a couple of weeks. No social distancing needed. It’s two by two so who are you bringing and what are you bringing and what skills can you offer?

My dog, Charlie. He loves cuddles and I can apply suntan lotion like no other!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" is sailing to a desert island for a couple of weeks. No social distancing needed. It’s two by two so who are you bringing and what are you bringing and what skills can you offer?

My dog, Charlie. He loves cuddles and I can apply suntan lotion like no other!"

You can apply mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

Yeah a hot tub would be good! And chunky has to come definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

Yeah a hot tub would be good! And chunky has to come definitely!"

Can i take Corey Taylor and his wife? I can strum the guitar while he serenades me with 'Wicked Games'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

Yeah a hot tub would be good! And chunky has to come definitely!

Can i take Corey Taylor and his wife? I can strum the guitar while he serenades me with 'Wicked Games' "

Oh yes we need some musical entertainment!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

As someone to bring, I’ll say Incandescent. She’s one determined cookie which could be useful.

My skills are hands-on, I’m good at making things. I’m also obviously available for suncream application to topless women

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

Yeah a hot tub would be good! And chunky has to come definitely!

Can i take Corey Taylor and his wife? I can strum the guitar while he serenades me with 'Wicked Games' "

He's my fave

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring _hunky gent and his hot tub and cheesecake making skills

Woohoo.

Ill make a few cheesecakes. Im sure they'll be others that will want some.

I'll bring my electric screwdriver. I'm sure they'll be some diy that will need doing. .

Oh. And lots and lots of cold beers.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll bring the other half and a karaoke machine full of 80 classics that I can sing badly too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as cuddles are provided I’m keen!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oops forgot about this thread lol.

Karaoke machine! Yes! Cheesecake only if it’s homemade. None of that frozen malarkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP because hes my pal

What can i bring to the party so to speak .

I am a jolly boy scout. I can light fires , catch fish , build shelters, explore the landscape and just be happy being out doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not coming because I'm unsociable like that.

But have a lovely time and send pictures

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Myself, lots of books and the fact that I'm quite a good cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PP because hes my pal

What can i bring to the party so to speak .

I am a jolly boy scout. I can light fires , catch fish , build shelters, explore the landscape and just be happy being out doors

Excellent you’re in! And PP can bake too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not coming because I'm unsociable like that.

But have a lovely time and send pictures

Yes you are coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dear husband Mr Mystique.

If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to shit on his chest again after curry Tuesdays.

I’ll bring curry

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'll bring hubby.

He can bring a musical instrument of his choice.

Hubby is also really good at problem solving and fixing stuff, so he will be useful to have around... also I would miss him if I left him behind.

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Well if cg is bringing cheesecake I will just bring lots of normal cake!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll bring Pruebame in his dog cage.. he sounds like a handy kinda guy and looks ok..

I’ll bring gin and cookie impersonations

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll bring miss NSP as she’s a star of the forums and a lovely lady

And I’ll bring beers, wines, spirits and mixers to last us

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"I’ll bring miss NSP as she’s a star of the forums and a lovely lady

And I’ll bring beers, wines, spirits and mixers to last us

Who says I'm going to untie her and let her go?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Pruebame in his dog cage.. he sounds like a handy kinda guy and looks ok..

I’ll bring gin and cookie impersonations

Yeah he’s quite nice to look at too to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dear husband Mr Mystique.

If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to shit on his chest again after curry Tuesdays.

I’ll bring curry

. I like curry. You’re in. Bring those lovely boobs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring miss NSP as she’s a star of the forums and a lovely lady

And I’ll bring beers, wines, spirits and mixers to last us

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if cg is bringing cheesecake I will just bring lots of normal cake!! "

I don’t like cake but the majority do! You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring hubby.

He can bring a musical instrument of his choice.

Hubby is also really good at problem solving and fixing stuff, so he will be useful to have around... also I would miss him if I left him behind."

Aw. Yes you and hubby can come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dear husband Mr Mystique.

If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to shit on his chest again after curry Tuesdays.

I’ll bring curry

. I like curry. You’re in. Bring those lovely boobs too

My lovely, poop free boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dear husband Mr Mystique.

If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to shit on his chest again after curry Tuesdays.

I’ll bring curry

Would I pick anyone else?

and that wasn’t curry on my chest???

well it tasted like curry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dear husband Mr Mystique.

If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to shit on his chest again after curry Tuesdays.

I’ll bring curry

. I like curry. You’re in. Bring those lovely boobs too

My lovely, poop free boobs"

Yes poop free please!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ll bring Pruebame in his dog cage.. he sounds like a handy kinda guy and looks ok..

I’ll bring gin and cookie impersonations

You are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" is sailing to a desert island for a couple of weeks. No social distancing needed. It’s two by two so who are you bringing and what are you bringing and what skills can you offer?

Me and my dog. We will just skip over to the other side of the island, holler if you need anything xx

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ll bring miss NSP as she’s a star of the forums and a lovely lady

And I’ll bring beers, wines, spirits and mixers to last us

You’re in

Yay! Thanks miss Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" is sailing to a desert island for a couple of weeks. No social distancing needed. It’s two by two so who are you bringing and what are you bringing and what skills can you offer?

Me and my dog. We will just skip over to the other side of the island, holler if you need anything xx"

Aw that’s 2 pooches. Think I’ll bring mine too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring miss NSP as she’s a star of the forums and a lovely lady

And I’ll bring beers, wines, spirits and mixers to last us

You’re in

Yay! Thanks miss Nora

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos."

Hot men - but im already coming.......

Oh yeah - i see your point.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Hot men - but im already coming.......

Oh yeah - i see your point.

You can be eye candy too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos."

Can I motorboat them?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Hot men - but im already coming.......

Oh yeah - i see your point.

You can be eye candy too!"

Awwww fanks.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring her Ladyship. She's a greedy mare so will stop the gents getting bored. I'll sit my inner cave man, make fires, hunt mammoths and drag ladies back to the cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring her Ladyship. She's a greedy mare so will stop the gents getting bored. I'll sit my inner cave man, make fires, hunt mammoths and drag ladies back to the cave

Mr"

Bring not sit ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

I luuuuuuuuurve boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring her Ladyship. She's a greedy mare so will stop the gents getting bored. I'll sit my inner cave man, make fires, hunt mammoths and drag ladies back to the cave

Mr"

Oh I say! You’re in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

I luuuuuuuuurve boobies

And what's your opinion on moobs?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

I luuuuuuuuurve boobies

And what's your opinion on moobs?

Asking for a friend.

. Same friend again?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

I luuuuuuuuurve boobies

And what's your opinion on moobs?

Asking for a friend.

. Same friend again?"

To be fair - my moobs are pretty impressive - 54 B cup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Knowing you - you'll be at the front of the queue.

I luuuuuuuuurve boobies

And what's your opinion on moobs?

Asking for a friend.

. Same friend again?

To be fair - my moobs are pretty impressive - 54 B cup.

Blimey I though my back was wide at a 38!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I hope you've got long arms for the cuddling.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'll bring my tits for motorboating to keep everyone amused, I'll also bring some hot men since us ladies need eye candy and our needs sorting out. I also make pretty awesome chilli and tacos.

Can I motorboat them?

Of course you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insect repellent will do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a a friend - we can both sail which might be useful

That way at least one of us will always be up

What to bring....a sextant and my riding crop

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