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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm that forum poster,
you know the one,
that disagrees with all you say,
the one who's never wrong,
Everything you want to do,
He did first, not once but thrice,
And every place you've ever been,
was "cheap and nasty and overpriced",
He turned Jackson white,
Invented the kite,
Turned the day into night,
Dined with Dodi and Di in Paris that night,
When you tell him your plans,
Listening is a pain and a chore,
Last weekend he was wrestling dinosaurs,
Your life is such a bore,
He thinks negative attention,
Is better than getting none,
But for once I think our dear poster,
Might be in danger of being wrong.
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