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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

I agree with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not grim up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i ate more salad would help

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Links body spray and a Miracle...!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

There's some absolute beauts down south as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if some of you southern ladies lived up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midlands is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there weren't a pandemic about, and if I weren't as much of a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I washed more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I shaved more "

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By *ip InMan
over a year ago

Nr. Thetford

If I was better looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i wasn't always fucking knackered from shifts #gettingnoyounger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

& a nasty cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lived in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn’t work... it he didn’t work

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

If I owned my own hotel

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wanted to....

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was slimmer and more confident

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

If I was younger

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"If I washed more "
no we love real dirty women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midlands is the way to go

That still doesn't help, but it could just be me

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

If I was unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with meat and two veg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 20+ years younger, didn't have a beard and lived somewhere with more than 3 women in the fab population.

Oh, and was marginally less married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was younger"

Well come here because your age matters not a jot to me

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

If I was female,

let’s be honest ladies you could get laid whenever you like.

But it is strange go anywhere and everyone seems to be where you where I travel the country a lot and wherever I’m not is where the action seems to be

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

If i did not work nightshift and every 2nd weekend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

If my vag was mended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i did not work nightshift and every 2nd weekend "

So is it sex or work this weekend Belle? X

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

If the Chinese had not infested this world with a bloody virus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i ate more salad would help

me too!

A salad or 2 would help my self esteem after all the booze and crap I've eaten recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was attractive or somebodys type or wasn't a smoker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?

I agree with you!"

It's ridiculous how many beautiful men are up there

Next time I go up there I'm going to pretend I'm going home to my mate but secretly book a hotel for another night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Mrs C was sexually active

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Every optician in the country banning women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have more sex if...

I was rich and powerful.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

My god that’s is so true!!!

Well at least a better chance

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

If I could work fewer hours.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'd have more sex if...

I was rich and powerful.

How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Midlands is the way to go

After North

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If I could work fewer hours. "

But you do mega important and wonderful work, C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?

I agree with you!

It's ridiculous how many beautiful men are up there

Next time I go up there I'm going to pretend I'm going home to my mate but secretly book a hotel for another night

I used to live up north! May have to venture back.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

If I had a completely different personality

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

I still live up North

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

If I had more money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Where?

hahah

If I was in Wales x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

I’m here

Ya babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was good looking and a six pack

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"If I had a completely different personality

Or a bigger tow bar

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The North is definitely the way to go...purely impartial view here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice!

Pesky cv-19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn’t have a beard phobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone wasn’t 200 miles away

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Men were interested!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i could be bothered.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Being less tired...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i could be bothered. "

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men were interested!! "

Well, at least you're in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men were interested!! "

Shows interest ...... cider ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Men were interested!! "

How can men not be interested in you? You're stunning.... xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice!

Yeah the cough needs to fuck right off now

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

If there were no pandemic and I could book a flight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i could be bothered.

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort

. Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i could be bothered.

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort

. Have fun! "

It is an effort - I have to speak to the Deliveroo driver

That will be the most male company I'll get tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i could be bothered.

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort

. Have fun! "

To be fair, you can have bad sex, it's pretty hard to have a bad pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was less annoying and didn’t have a micro penis.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

If you would just open your legs for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have more sex if...

I was rich and powerful.

How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?

...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception

Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'd have more sex if...

I was rich and powerful.

How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?

...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina."

Ah, so you are a repressed lesbian?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception

Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose

I'll try most things once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have more sex if...

I was rich and powerful.

How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?

...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina.

Ah, so you are a repressed lesbian?!

When I die, I want to come back as a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was less annoying and didn’t have a micro penis."

Have you tried a gag and ladies undies?

You'll be sexed till it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People sending me a message asking for it is a great start!

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

If I was sexier maybe

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"If i could be bothered.

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort

. Have fun!

To be fair, you can have bad sex, it's pretty hard to have a bad pizza

I miss sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't work so much

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

"I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away. "

Second that. Saw someone wanting people less than 4 miles away recently. Prefer to explore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could have a head transplant.

And a body transplant.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Whats wrong with us down south lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could have a head transplant.

And a body transplant. "

At the same time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the yorkshire guys.and there is one in particular.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

If there wasn’t a global pandemic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception

Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose

I'll try most things once

You never know, if you try it once, you might not get enough of it

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away.

Second that. Saw someone wanting people less than 4 miles away recently. Prefer to explore!"

Four miles!

Can you imagine bumping into all your past shags in Aldi?

Mind you - I’m a pretty good shag so they might all sub me a fiver towards the shopping!

I saw a past meet in the park car park whilst I was walking the pup last week. He was with a friend so we didn’t say hello - but damn he looked hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn’t so picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could have a head transplant.

And a body transplant.

At the same time ?

Saves time.

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By *iyoMan
over a year ago

kent

If I could find a women who wants to meet !

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

if i owned a gin and cake factory

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

This is so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please move up north everyone, it's a wasteland up here

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"if i owned a gin and cake factory

Berry gin?

What kind of cake?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

Summed up perfectly lol

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Come to Scotland...I'd play with you!

I need to shed a stone and I will be more happy and confident stripping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

Yep, people use it as an excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

Haha.. Love it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn’t stuck in this bean bag.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If I wasn't such a nice guy.

Well, it seems the ladies all go for the bad guys!

Oh, and if I didn't have a face like a slapped arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my vag was mended

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me

You weren't getting laid much before?

By choice surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

Summed up perfectly lol"

Oh im in Newcastle next week.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me

You weren't getting laid much before?

By choice surely? "

Nope

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

A willing participant mabey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take the North, I'll take the South. I'd never be out of bed if I could shunt further down the M5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't work so much.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Covid was out of the way

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wanting it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If my vag was mended

Me too

How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out

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By *uzzardballsMan
over a year ago

lancaster

Believe me when I tell you that if you owned your own hotel (as I do) you’d be too knackered to have more sex...as I am. The most you could do would be to fantasise about the beautiful couples you have staying and listen to them fucking.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.

I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.

That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!

Yep, people use it as an excuse. "

Tbh I don’t think it’s deliberately unkind - the opposite actually. If you don’t find someone attractive and they live 100+ miles away - you can use that as an excuse instead of telling someone you simply don’t fancy them.

Hence thousands of fabbers are convinced they’d be shagging daily if only they lived at the other end of the country.

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put some effort in ....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

If he didn’t go to work........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Ugh, no way.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

If I was less choosy

Which let's face it, is not going to happen

Jo x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Men were interested!!

Well, at least you're in the right place

Why hello, what a tasty looking chap

Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside

I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception

Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose

I'll try most things once

You never know, if you try it once, you might not get enough of it

We'd have to see if the first try made me want to buy

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If the Mr was home, guess I gotta do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lived Down South and was looking for NSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

I think I would move south! Maybe it all those perverts in the middle that's having the sex

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

It's relatively quiet in the Midlands around us so you'd need to have a overactive libido like us to stick with it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in

I don’t either. Makes it a lot more difficult on here for sure x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"If i could be bothered.

there is this!

I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot

Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort

. Have fun!

It is an effort - I have to speak to the Deliveroo driver

That will be the most male company I'll get tonight

I’d have more sex if I was a pizza delivery man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in

Snap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids went to sleep when their head's hit the pillow!

And if I didn't have periods. That's when I do all my socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was living alone, I accomodated, oh and if I became instashag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was living alone, I accomodated, oh and if I became instashag!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my vag was mended

Me too

How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out

It’s going to be a long road xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Agreed. Its bloody rife up here in the North East, although the North West has some beauts I'd so wanna take for a spin.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If my vag was mended

Me too

How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out

It’s going to be a long road xx"

Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

If I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lived down south

Distance is a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My impossible good looks and mercurial personality didn't put women off.

Either that or Camembert flavoured knobs became a thing.

Definitely one of those anyway.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Someone said yes...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You take the North, I'll take the South. I'd never be out of bed if I could shunt further down the M5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me

Haha same

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Lived anywhere else but here (frustrated)

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

If I lived 100 miles from where I do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Are you kidding? I'd very much prefer to be around bucks the scene around there seems amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I hadn't been tied up in this sack and abandoned down some deep dark cave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got back together with my psycho ex gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my vag was mended

Me too

How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out

It’s going to be a long road xx

Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon

I’m in no rush.....

It seems there’s a queue tho

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My other partner lived closer. Woe is me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If my vag was mended

Me too

How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out

It’s going to be a long road xx

Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon

I’m in no rush.....

It seems there’s a queue tho

Stacking 'em up?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If chameleons were open....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being me

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

Being 25 years younger..

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

To be fair. Its not that I'm less interesres in sex these days...its more that I'm AS interested in fried rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If chameleons were open...."

I miss chams so much. Not been for a very long time but me and my chameleon tattoo will be back when they reopen

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I lived up North.

There are some beauties up there

What would help you get laid more?"

More days in the week

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If I lived near the airfield where Glen Miller took his final flight from.

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sky remote controls were much smaller

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If i was thinner, better looking, taller, didn't work so much and had a teleportation machine.

Apart from that - i think im doing ok.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"If i was thinner, better looking, taller, didn't work so much and had a teleportation machine.

Apart from that - i think im doing ok.

Lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I had the energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lived down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could be arsed!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

If someone fancied me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there were more blind women

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I didn't live in Norwich

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I wasn't so busy/exhausted/in pain a lot of the time.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I had more free time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I didn’t keep inadvertently closing threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See?

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