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The benefits of face masks

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

They hide the double chin and ease the smell from smelly folk.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

No one can see when you're sticking your tongue out at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves putting lippy on when you go tescos

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

You can rob a bank and not look suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can delay the top lip wax a little

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

No one can see if you're smiling at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can go without makeup and plucking the stray hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers assistance to those dentistrally challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make Asdas(and others)facial recognition cameras useless...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Having to identify yourself in Tesco because I wasn’t recognised with my mask on! Fortunately I recognised his lovely eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can mouth swearwords and people don't have a clue you're mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mouth swearwords and people don't have a clue you're mental"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my face so I quite enjoy them

I also have noticed it makes people speak to you less and I enjoy that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can't lip read me saying yummy as a attractive female walks past me

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

You can photograph yourself wearing it and use it as your profile picture and kid yourself you are full face

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

You actually notice how nice some peoples eyes are when that's all you can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're more likely to recognise people of fab, who you've only ever seen as headless corpses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saves putting lippy on when you go tescos "

But crap if youve put it on and forgot you have to put a mask on.

I looked like the joker when I took it off the other day

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"You actually notice how nice some peoples eyes are when that's all you can see "

That is true although i miss pouting.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone sneezes you dont get from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saves putting lippy on when you go tescos

But crap if youve put it on and forgot you have to put a mask on.

I looked like the joker when I took it off the other day "

Haha yeah most of mine are covered in red lipstick

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Being asked for ID to prove you're old enough to buy something.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

nobody can see your drippy nose which will come in handy in the coming months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face masks and big sunglasses would be ideal for the walk of shame. I hope masks are in fashion when all this blows over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u bump into someone u know but can’t be arsed with talking to them u can just pretend u didn’t recognise them with the mask on lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You can sneak sweeties into your mouth where you wouldn't necessarily be allowed too people also do not notice said sweetie and do not ask for one so you get the full packet for yourself.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You wouldn't need to ruin a perfectly good pair of tights to Rob your local post office..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mouth swearwords and people don't have a clue you're mental

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Excellent idea isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to identify yourself in Tesco because I wasn’t recognised with my mask on! Fortunately I recognised his lovely eyes! "

These masks do cover a multitude of sins luckily you recognised the best feature

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Means you can not see my herpesviruses

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"You can sneak sweeties into your mouth where you wouldn't necessarily be allowed too people also do not notice said sweetie and do not ask for one so you get the full packet for yourself.

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Great idea.

I can also chew gum or suck sweets at work as wear a mask for my 12hr shift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mouth swearwords and people don't have a clue you're mental"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone sneezes you dont get from them."

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