FabSwingers.com forum: Most surprising thing that’s happened during sex?

By *hy-Guy-86 OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Good or bad, let’s hear all about it lol.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

She said it hurt in her pussy so she begged for it in her arse that’s a keeper

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By *hy-Guy-86 OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"She said it hurt in her pussy so she begged for it in her arse that’s a keeper

It sure is lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She said it hurt in her pussy so she begged for it in her arse that’s a keeper

Yeah ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I was squirted on during oral! Was not expecting it at all! BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"First time I was squirted on during oral! Was not expecting it at all! BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY!"

What was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumming from someone only playing with my nipples

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Great nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good or bad, let’s hear all about it lol."

When a lady you met here tells you that it's the best oral she ever got

...then you reply with the ol' classic song lyric .." l bet you say that to all the boys "...and she burst's her sides laughing...

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By *inkyEloraCouple
over a year ago

Leigh

Victoria went to rub her clit to make herself squirt so I pulled my dick out slightly and she ended up cutting my chapseye with her sharp fake nail.... Bloody everywhere!

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands

Cramp in my legs ahah

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

thought I was being taken advantage off ie.rped, till I heard surprise yelled at me, surprise sex apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once i didnt fall out or cum fast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time she fanny farted.

I didn't know what had happened and the first time I made a woman's legs shake as she gushed what seemed like the contents of a Olympic swimming pool onto the bed

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By *inky and the brain 1Couple
over a year ago

near Halesowen

A torn frenulum.... it's wasn't specified that's it had to be a nice surprise!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said it hurt in her pussy so she begged for it in her arse that’s a keeper

As much as anal can be fun, surely the vagina is better overall?

It is designed for sex.

So someone who found vaginal penetration painful is a keeper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore the guys banjo when I was younger, not cool and it bleeds alot!

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Playing with a lady in a club as cum she fainted into a heap on to the floor . Very unnerving.

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Whilst banging my FB one November 5th, the local firework display began exactly at the point when I came. Could't have timed it any better. Hilarity ensued.

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By *inky and the brain 1Couple
over a year ago

near Halesowen

"I tore the guys banjo when I was younger, not cool and it bleeds alot!"
doesn't it just!!!! It's a sight that can't be unseen, a penis dripping with blood

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

A while ago I had a pyogenic granuloma on my finger (essentially a big lump of scar tissue).

I forgot about it and slapped D's arse whole we were fucking. The granuloma exploded - that bled rather a lot

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Pulling out to shoot over her... some of it went up her nostrils and made her gag! We laughed about it once she blew her nose to get rid of it

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Was riding my wife doggystyle and accidentally went balls deep in her arse, she didn't half squeal as doesn't normally do anal.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The time I orgasmed from him cumming on me

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By *ae1985Woman
over a year ago

kittenshire

The first time I squirted during sex. Still a rare occurrence normally it's from a fingering

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Squirting for the first time, it's a very recent thing and only one guy has ever made it happen

Found memories of him,shame he moved away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapping my banjo string mid shag, blood everywhere. Easily the most scared I’ve been with no clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh... Gushing from anal

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I give her a love bit and she farted and flew out the window

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

She came

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I got a nosebleed and bled all over someones middle bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got d*unk and started singing lion king to his willy

"Im gonna be a might king, like no king was before, im looking up im looking out, im working on my ROAR!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh... Gushing from anal

Yep. This one for me too. Didn't think it possible but proved wrong.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Finding the spot whilst being ridden, learning where and how she liked it so I could make her squirt any time I wanted to whilst inside her.

Being soaked the first time was a huge surprise, but learnt how to do it again and again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I squirted. Opened my eyes to see Mr looking like he'd just done the ice bucket challenge.

Only happened a handful of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mid shag with a woman who had a couple of dogs. The larger of the two was poised to kill and staring daggers at me from the corner of the room. The small dog jumped on to the sofa, and I felt a wet long tongue in places I shouldn't.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Was riding my wife doggystyle and accidentally went balls deep in her arse, she didn't half squeal as doesn't normally do anal.

Even if she was accustomed to regular anal - it still hurts like fuck if something the size of a penis enters your arse without prep or lube.

I love anal - but when this happens to me I still have to fight the urge to cry as it’s so damned painful!

I’m not suggesting you found it amusing - but any guy who does in this situation is a total twunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally licked her asshole and it started a whole new fetish for us both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......and then she pushed her finger in my arse. Most powerful ejaculation I ever had

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

First kid was a bit of a surprise..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

There was this one time, at band camp!

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I accidentally licked her asshole and it started a whole new fetish for us both!"

The first time somebody rimmed me, I wasn't expecting it, and made my eyes open. I enjoyed it but really was innocent back then, and not sure I even was aware of such things before she did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this one time, at band camp!

A bear came

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"There was this one time, at band camp!

A bear came "

All over me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most surprising thing is that I get any sex at all. Nothing surprising has ever happened during it except when I split my banjo string the first time I used a condom. But that wasn’t a surprise really, I didn’t have a fucking clue how to put a condom in properly.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Windowcleaner.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Good or bad, let’s hear all about it lol."

Temporary loss of hand cuff keys, found down the side of the mattress. Sex continued after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a missing ball from the end of a tongue bar.

After anal.

Stuck to the end with a teeny bit of poop.

Oh how we laughed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh... Gushing from anal

Yep. This one for me too. Didn't think it possible but proved wrong. "

I wasn't sure if it was helped by the fact that I was on top.. But bloody hell it was good!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Grenade, probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only very recently started squirting, that was a shock the first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling out of bed, head butting the girl(by accident obviously

), an unexpected fart from me or her, one girl liked to stick her finger in my mouth and then randomly at times up my nose lol she was funny

Nothing bad, these were all followed by shared laughter which I think is always a good thing

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In my 20s just having sex was surprising enough in itself. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse

It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maid burst into motel room to do housekeeping...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse

It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...

An actual jack Russel or the ex England wicket keeper ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My foreskin ripped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give her a love bit and she farted and flew out the window

Haha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse

It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...

An actual jack Russel or the ex England wicket keeper ?

Thats made me lol so much... well a dog of ciurse but it still knocked me for 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this one time, at band camp!

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ha ha love this

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I was Involved in a bit of a free-for-all and was attending to the love button of a young lady whose legs were being held up by a guy who was giving her a good pounding.

When he withdrew a little too far and popped out, I calmly and without thinking guided him back in.

Not sure who was more surprised. Me (100%) straight or him for the unasked for assist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste on my cock before she blew me.

I was blind folded at the time. My toes tingled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse

It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...

Haha!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"There was this one time, at band camp!

ha ha love this"

I used to love her stories - they were all so

I even contemplated learning an instrument so I could go to one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this one time, at band camp!

ha ha love this

I used to love her stories - they were all so

I even contemplated learning an instrument so I could go to one!

Rusty trombone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse

It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...

Did you steal the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys! "

Oh blimey. Who was it then?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

An ex lost her balance and fell head butted me and broke my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys!

Oh blimey. Who was it then?"

The guys? No idea ha - I didn’t mind we had a v open relationship in that respect

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I trumped when he was licking me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trumped when he was licking me out

. Only you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke all my toenails trying to push another half inch in

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I trumped when he was licking me out

. Only you!"

honestly was so embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came from sex a few times before...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Oh and getting double vaginal fisted by a 6’4 tgirl on the stage in a club whilst being held down by 5 guys.

I very nearly pooped!!! I mean really nearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fwb telling me he loved me

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By *eb77Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Discovering it’s possible to be allergic to another person’s bodily fluids, but not before an awkward conversation about crabs

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Being woken by an ex girlfriend with a blow job, she then proceeded to stick her finger up my bum

Never looked back

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Fire prevention sprinklers kicked in ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He started squealing like a girl when he started to cum. It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

She pulled back and said "Do you like blowjobs then?"

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"He started squealing like a girl when he started to cum. It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had

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wow

I'd have probably laughed

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

This is a more than once experiance..

MARRY ME!!

And they were dead serious

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By *iscrete77Man
over a year ago

King’s Lynn

The day we found out my wife could squirt it was in the car I was playing with her pussy on what I thought was a farmers field entrance she was making a right mess when a bloke in a 4x4 pulled up i thought he was just a perv but as I looked forward in his lights was his house we had parked in his drive

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By *hy-Guy-86 OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Wow, it looks like I really opened a big can of worms by starting this topic. Love it, keep those stories coming

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By *iscrete77Man
over a year ago

King’s Lynn

"Toothpaste on my cock before she blew me.

I was blind folded at the time. My toes tingled. "

An extra strong mint works too both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He started squealing like a girl when he started to cum. It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had

wow

I'd have probably laughed

I couldn't stop laughing when he left, he didn't think it was a weird sex sound but he sounded a bit like a pig...!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Mid sex Tenacious D - Tribute came on the TV some my husband stopped got up and began reciting it word for word

at first I wasn't best please but then watching his hard todger flopping around whilst he was rock out was extremely comical

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

It wasn’t actually during sex but it ended with a lot of sex.

Back in my earl twenties was seeing a girl who had a bf. well at a party and her bf and a load of my mates left early as they were off on a lads holiday. Me being a poor student could afford to go.

As the party wound down I went in search of said girl and found her in a bed with my mates gf. They had the duvet pulled up to their chins, I went to get in at which point I was told no you have to undress. Me being me stripped to my boxers and went again to get in, nope them off too. Ok off they came I pulled back the duvet expecting them both to be fully clothed and to start laughing by no both where fully naked and let’s say I had the best week looking after them until the boys came back from their hols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got pregnant

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"She got pregnant

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lol

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By *iscrete77Man
15 weeks ago

King’s Lynn

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By *neeyedwillieMan
15 weeks ago

Darlington

"Mid sex Tenacious D - Tribute came on the TV some my husband stopped got up and began reciting it word for word

at first I wasn't best please but then watching his hard todger flopping around whilst he was rock out was extremely comical

Are you saying you can't recite Tribute word for word?

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By *JRileyMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Girl shouted BINGO when she came,

Both unusual and hilarious 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I came.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

"I came."

How dare you young lady!

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Fire prevention sprinklers kicked in ! X"

That must have been one hell of a hot session!

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By *tephanie63Woman
15 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

First time a bloke from a vanilla site I was dating took his clothes off, he revealed a Prince Albert, both testicles pierced with ringsand both nipple's pierced with studs in... Wasn't expecting that.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
15 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

having my IUD fucked out of me 😅 Px

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By *JRileyMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"First time a bloke from a vanilla site I was dating took his clothes off, he revealed a Prince Albert, both testicles pierced with ringsand both nipple's pierced with studs in... Wasn't expecting that. "

Did you follow through with the deed? And how do you navigate that? 😉

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By *neeyedwillieMan
15 weeks ago

Darlington

Had a T-rex come up and start dry humping me from behind in the middle of a FFM.

Yes, that really happened

For context I was at Club F in Stanley in the play room with my wife and a lady freind when the club owner ran in wearing one of those inflatable T Rex outfits.

Im quite proud to say she only put me off my game for a moment or two.

Was a great night lol.

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By *reya73Woman
15 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Some sperm got through my cervix and made a baby .. it happened twice and it was a suprise both times !

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Had a T-rex come up and start dry humping me from behind in the middle of a FFM.

Yes, that really happened

For context I was at Club F in Stanley in the play room with my wife and a lady freind when the club owner ran in wearing one of those inflatable T Rex outfits.

Im quite proud to say she only put me off my game for a moment or two.

Was a great night lol.

It wouldn't be able to finger either of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

He put his penis in me. Ewwww.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

"I came."

Bingo !!🤣🤣

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By *annybrowneyesMan
15 weeks ago

Waterloo

The window cleaner arrived at just the wrong moment. No going back and no eye contact since

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By *JRileyMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"I came.

Bingo !!🤣🤣"

True story, still smile about it now. ☺️

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By *otsossieMan
15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

She crushed a vibrator when she came.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

"I came.

Bingo !!🤣🤣

True story, still smile about it now. ☺️"

That is hilarious 🤣🤣

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By *endalshaggersCouple
15 weeks ago

Lake District

That I believed my husband that the steps/noise outside was the postman and he'd be gone in two ticks (staying at his parents, downstairs bedroom). Gave it a few seconds then when my husband started fucking again I let loose and was moaning and groaning very loudly.

It was a Sunday. There was no postman. It was his dad sweeping up outside. Who heard everything.

Breakfast was a bit awkward.

C xoxo

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By *end1Man
15 weeks ago

southend on sea

Surprise but not in a nice way. Took a naughty lady up her dirtbox and after a while thought this feels a little to wet n smelly! Poor lass had the runs😮

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By *JRileyMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"I came.

Bingo !!🤣🤣

True story, still smile about it now. ☺️

That is hilarious 🤣🤣"

It's only ever happened the once lol 😆

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By *ryingNew55Woman
15 weeks ago

Newhey

I once squirted from anal. Made a right mess

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

She had an orgasm! 😲

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By *iss KinkWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

An ornament fell off a shelf onto my head

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By *otsossieMan
15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

It suddenly got easier because my banjo string snapped.

Leg fell off the bed.

I fell off the bed.

Got cramp in my leg

Errr I think that’s about it.

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By *layfullsamMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull

She had an orgasm first, woohoo

Or she was bored and a great actress

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By *ex HolesMan
15 weeks ago

Up North

I cum, and she was a 5 out of 10

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By *ornycougaWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Looked up and saw a policeman watching us

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I woke up and realised I was late for work

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By *oney HoneyWoman
15 weeks ago

York

Guy collapsed and went into a fit on my living room floor immediately after cumming in my mouth.

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By *oney HoneyWoman
15 weeks ago

York

"I once squirted from anal. Made a right mess "

Oh!! Was it an anal squirt? 💩

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By *ustintime69Man
15 weeks ago

london

So the most surprising, and scary thing to happen to me was when in an over enthusiastic attempt at deep throating an ex I managed to bend my cock and it started bleeding from the pee hole! Fucking scared the life out of me at the time and although the young lady doctor I saw said (in as many words) that it was probably just a flesh wound and would get better by itself it was quite a traumatic experience, although the look on her face when she saw my shaved cock and balls was quite amusing too!

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By *oney HoneyWoman
15 weeks ago

York

"So the most surprising, and scary thing to happen to me was when in an over enthusiastic attempt at deep throating an ex I managed to bend my cock and it started bleeding from the pee hole! Fucking scared the life out of me at the time and although the young lady doctor I saw said (in as many words) that it was probably just a flesh wound and would get better by itself it was quite a traumatic experience, although the look on her face when she saw my shaved cock and balls was quite amusing too! "

This happened to one of my play mates. When we finished having sex we realised there was a lot of blood and at first thought I had started my period, but then realised it was him and not me. The doctor said it was just a burst blood vessel from “over exertion”!!!

Was a bit freaky though

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By *ustintime69Man
15 weeks ago

london

Was a bit freaky though"

Yes it was a bit scary at the time but it didn’t seem to have any lasting issues! Glad to hear I am not the only one it’s happened to though!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I once squirted from anal. Made a right mess

Oh!! Was it an anal squirt? 💩"

Diarrhea from where I come from.

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By *r TriomanMan
15 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was having sex in a hotel in Rhodes and there was an earth quake - the earth certainly moved for her that night

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By *immy0809Man
15 weeks ago

redcar

She woke up

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