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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good second eeeeeeevening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen it? "

I'm going to look, now, tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've earned ² coffees in ¹ night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good second eeeeeeevening "

Good ²nd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Smileyface Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen it?

I'm going to look, now, tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've earned ² coffees in ¹ night. "

What a night! I’ll text Martyn and tell him the good news.

Or say he owes us both coffees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*waves at Hardrock*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my shirt still off?

Has anyone seen it? I think I left it on the floor of the last thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Top removed by poster at 12/09/20 00:36:28]"

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Waves"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen it?

I'm going to look, now, tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've earned ² coffees in ¹ night.

What a night! I’ll text Martyn and tell him the good news.

Or say he owes us both coffees. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is my shirt still off?

Has anyone seen it? I think I left it on the floor of the last thread. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Top removed by poster at 12/09/20 00:36:28]"

Strip poker?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Waves""

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Bill. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we taking our tops off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Top removed by poster at 12/09/20 00:36:28]"

well that’s one top I’m not getting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off? "

Can I take yours off? Jim stole mine

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Are we taking our tops off? "
if you take yours off jaime i'll take mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video. "

Did Jim just lose his cool?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Top removed by poster at 12/09/20 00:36:28]

Strip poker?! "

I don't know how to play poker. I literally have no poker face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

Did Jim just lose his cool?! "

Me? Lose my cool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off? "

Yes. Get it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video. "

RIGHT?! I couldn’t cope when I saw it!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

Did Jim just lose his cool?!

Me? Lose my cool?"

I've never heard you say "oh my fuck" like you were about to explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off."

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

RIGHT?! I couldn’t cope when I saw it!! "

Huh? Share with the rest of us you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

RIGHT?! I couldn’t cope when I saw it!! "

RIGHT. I haven't used Facebook much this year. That video video is going to change that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface"

Hey sweetheart

Have a lovely and naughty night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

Did Jim just lose his cool?!

Me? Lose my cool?

I've never heard you say "oh my fuck" like you were about to explode "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""Waves""

"Waves"

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hi _amiss xo

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Alright

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

Did Jim just lose his cool?!

Me? Lose my cool?

I've never heard you say "oh my fuck" like you were about to explode

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Better than Babestation?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off.

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video "

Would you please upload a video of you taking your top off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fuck

This is all so much!

Lana has a bath with kittens

Jim did a swear

What a time to be alive!

For those of you in the dark, please check Lana del Reys social media

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

RIGHT?! I couldn’t cope when I saw it!!

Huh? Share with the rest of us you two "

Lana Del Rey's latest social media video.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How the devil are you tonight?

Only 22 people staying in house tonight. This time last year, we'd have 3-4 times that figure staying!

I'm ok, staying as safe as can be, despite close southern Birmingham suburbs having near Covid spikes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Hey sweetheart

Have a lovely and naughty night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smokey.

You too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. Are you here to distract me again?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi _amiss xo"

Hi Bill...hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie, I was expecting a photo. Oh my fuck, it's a video.

Did Jim just lose his cool?!

Me? Lose my cool?

I've never heard you say "oh my fuck" like you were about to explode

Better than Babestation?! "

That's a tough call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface"

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How the devil are you tonight?

Only 22 people staying in house tonight. This time last year, we'd have 3-4 times that figure staying!

I'm ok, staying as safe as can be, despite close southern Birmingham suburbs having near Covid spikes."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad, thank you. How's your new shift rota working for you?

*nods* I saw my former MP Andrew Mitchell on BBC News earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface

Evening Jim "

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Alright

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. Are you here to distract me again?"
Always. but this working for a living business has tired me right out

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How the devil are you tonight?

Only 22 people staying in house tonight. This time last year, we'd have 3-4 times that figure staying!

I'm ok, staying as safe as can be, despite close southern Birmingham suburbs having near Covid spikes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad, thank you. How's your new shift rota working for you?

*nods* I saw my former MP Andrew Mitchell on BBC News earlier."

The new format is working ok, thanks for asking.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh my fuck

This is all so much!

Lana has a bath with kittens

Jim did a swear

What a time to be alive!

For those of you in the dark, please check Lana del Reys social media "

The excitement was too much. I exploded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off.

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video

Would you please upload a video of you taking your top off?"

It’s awaiting approval haha. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. Are you here to distract me again? Always. but this working for a living business has tired me right out "

Haha, think of the money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How the devil are you tonight?

Only 22 people staying in house tonight. This time last year, we'd have 3-4 times that figure staying!

I'm ok, staying as safe as can be, despite close southern Birmingham suburbs having near Covid spikes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad, thank you. How's your new shift rota working for you?

*nods* I saw my former MP Andrew Mitchell on BBC News earlier.

The new format is working ok, thanks for asking. "

Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my fuck

This is all so much!

Lana has a bath with kittens

Jim did a swear

What a time to be alive!

For those of you in the dark, please check Lana del Reys social media

The excitement was too much. I exploded "

I know the feeling. I watched it in shock and awe and immediately messaged Jim because it was just too much for my tiny heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off.

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video

Would you please upload a video of you taking your top off?

It’s awaiting approval haha. X"

x

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Eveeweennniiinnnnggggg

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Ello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eveeweennniiinnnnggggg"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CheekyCouple. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Thats good as intellectual is out the window right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ello"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Duo. Welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats good as intellectual is out the window right now "

You're talking to the right person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have fun facts this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off.

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video

Would you please upload a video of you taking your top off?

It’s awaiting approval haha. X

x"

There you go! Just for tonight though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have fun facts this evening? "

Hmm... I’m sure I can think of some for you lovely! X

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands

Who ever wants a cum tribute message me! I haven’t been able to empty my calls for a couple days.. huge load!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we have fun facts this evening? "

I'll see what I can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we taking our tops off?

Yes. Get it off.

Ask nicely and I’ll upload a video

Would you please upload a video of you taking your top off?

It’s awaiting approval haha. X

x

There you go! Just for tonight though haha "

I'll have to make the most of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who ever wants a cum tribute message me! I haven’t been able to empty my calls for a couple days.. huge load! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dott. I hope you empty your calls soon.

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton

hows everyone eves been or going then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hows everyone eves been or going then?"

Mine has been pretty chilled, at home. What have you been up to?

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Much the same, wine and TV after a long week

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do we have fun facts this evening? "

A fact about sloths, to add to an earlier fact thread:

Sloths have a type of symbiotic algae that grows in their fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have fun facts this evening?

A fact about sloths, to add to an earlier fact thread:

Sloths have a type of symbiotic algae that grows in their fur "

Grubby snoozy monkeys!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do we have fun facts this evening?

A fact about sloths, to add to an earlier fact thread:

Sloths have a type of symbiotic algae that grows in their fur

Grubby snoozy monkeys! "

The algae gets a nice damp house; the sloth gets camouflage. Ain't nature brilliant?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A shrimps heart is in its head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2005 Hong Kong Disneyland opened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shrimps heart is in its head"

No point in telling a shrimp, don't let your heart rule your head.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight campers, it's time for sleepy time now. It's been a long week of work and next week will be manic. Good job I can work from my fat arse on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shrimps heart is in its head"

I wonder if they listen to their head or their heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodnight campers, it's time for sleepy time now. It's been a long week of work and next week will be manic. Good job I can work from my fat arse on the sofa "

Goodnightv thank you for the excellent sloth fact

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I've been accused of my lower parts do my thinking

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over a year ago


"On this day 2005 Hong Kong Disneyland opened."

I like Disneyland and Hong Kong chicken

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By *heekycouple69xCouple
over a year ago

Alton


"Goodnight campers, it's time for sleepy time now. It's been a long week of work and next week will be manic. Good job I can work from my fat arse on the sofa "

Good night x

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Morning team insomnia. How’s everyone doing?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"A shrimps heart is in its head

I wonder if they listen to their head or their heart "
just one word jaime magnificent

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Cats don't meow to "talk" to each other , they do it to get attention from humans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2012 excavators announced that they may have found the remains of King Richard 3 under a carpark in Leicester.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight campers, it's time for sleepy time now. It's been a long week of work and next week will be manic. Good job I can work from my fat arse on the sofa "

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 2 years ago I got a permanent ban from Uber for dropping chips and gravy in the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2 years ago I got a permanent ban from Uber for dropping chips and gravy in the car "

That is harsh. And very northern.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 2 years ago I got a permanent ban from Uber for dropping chips and gravy in the car

That is harsh. And very northern."

The worst part was dropping my chips and having no car snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2 years ago I got a permanent ban from Uber for dropping chips and gravy in the car

That is harsh. And very northern.

The worst part was dropping my chips and having no car snacks "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's true, Lorenzo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's Martyn?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Have you seen it? "

I bet you have pizzazz.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where's Martyn?"

Propositioning me with muppet gifs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true, Lorenzo!"

I see you dug up an old thread, very efficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Martyn?"

The Batcave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen it?

I bet you have pizzazz. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's true, Lorenzo!

I see you dug up an old thread, very efficient"

I don't like to waste internet paper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's Martyn?

The Batcave? "

He's not with me. That said, I haven't checked the shed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's Martyn?

Propositioning me with muppet gifs "

It all makes sense.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Oh my fuck

This is all so much!

Lana has a bath with kittens

Jim did a swear

What a time to be alive!

For those of you in the dark, please check Lana del Reys social media "

So much hype on this thread.

This was a good thread.

This has been a joy to reread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy? "

Not sure but I hear she has a lot of pizzazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Not sure but I hear she has a lot of pizzazz "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Not sure but I hear she has a lot of pizzazz "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Not sure but I hear she has a lot of pizzazz "

Did she also flash the driver her Fancy Foof®?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

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"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy? "

Morning Lorna

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

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"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Not sure but I hear she has a lot of pizzazz

Did she also flash the driver her Fancy Foof®?..."

I think if she exposed herself after chip gate, it would have ended in tears.

He did not see any humour in the chip incident

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface"

Evening Jim. How are you?

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over a year ago


"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Morning Lorna "

And actually it is not morning because I have not been to bed yet so good evening to you.

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?"

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x"

OK then Jimmy how are you!

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you! "

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

"

Are you going to answer the question?

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?"

I'm alright.

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright."

Good.

We went shopping today

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"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Morning Lorna

And actually it is not morning because I have not been to bed yet so good evening to you."

The sun's up and everything here so I've got some bad news...

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"Who is the UNLOS that got banned from Uber for dropping chips and gravy?

Morning Lorna

And actually it is not morning because I have not been to bed yet so good evening to you.

The sun's up and everything here so I've got some bad news... "

Well it ain't here.

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright.

Good.

We went shopping today "

What did you shop for?

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright.

Good.

We went shopping today

What did you shop for?"

Christmas Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright.

Good.

We went shopping today

What did you shop for?

Christmas Jim. "

No, you stop that! That's a bad word.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

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Is die hard a Christmas film?

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright.

Good.

We went shopping today

What did you shop for?

Christmas Jim.

No, you stop that! That's a bad word."

Nope I'm almost done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film? "

Absolutely not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Smileyface

Evening Jim. How are you?

I'm Jimmy. How are you doing? x

OK then Jimmy how are you!

Are you going to answer the question?

I'm alright.

Good.

We went shopping today

What did you shop for?

Christmas Jim. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film? "

Yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 70 days until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is."

No its not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!"

Yes it is!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

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"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!"

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

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over a year ago

It just happens to be occurring at Christmas.

I could make a short movie that insults half the world population simultaneously and be about December 25th. Would that be a Christmas movie?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"It just happens to be occurring at Christmas.

I could make a short movie that insults half the world population simultaneously and be about December 25th. Would that be a Christmas movie? "

If it has christmas music then of course it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything "

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film? "

This woman has seen my profile on an another site and stolen my 'Conversation Starter'.... I demand a refund

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make "

Yeah it does

You alright anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not just a Christmas film but it's one of the best Christmas films there is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make

Yeah it does

You alright anyway? "

No it doesn't! I'm not having it, it is NOT a Christmas film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's not just a Christmas film but it's one of the best Christmas films there is. "

Don't you start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha. I'm not as big a fan as Jake Peralta. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No it doesn't! I'm not having it, it is NOT a Christmas film!"

I can't comment either way, as it may influence the one in 11 weeks viewings of my profile on a certain website and may put off my potential incoming messages for another 5 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything "

Hello! I missed you tonight.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

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"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make

Yeah it does

You alright anyway?

No it doesn't! I'm not having it, it is NOT a Christmas film!"

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's set at Christmas, there's a Christmas party, family gets together, Christmas music, there's a giant tree, and they even say "Ho, ho, ho". Definitely a Christmas film

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It just happens to be occurring at Christmas.

I could make a short movie that insults half the world population simultaneously and be about December 25th. Would that be a Christmas movie?

If it has christmas music then of course it would "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you so defensive about it not being a Christmas film?

10 Reasons Why Die Hard Is The Perfect Christmas Movie

1 Cue The Christmas Music And A Happy Ending.

2 Triumph Of Good Over Evil. ...

3 Pyrotechnic Displays Abound. ...

4 McClane's Wife Is Called Holly. ...

5 Hans IS The Grinch. ...

6 Friends And Family Gather Around. ...

7 It's Got A Festive Christmas Party. ...

8 Christmas As War. ..

..I think people find a good action film refreshing at christmas as it stands out among all the more typical christmas movies. xx

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over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fallen. Or should I say good moooooooooooooooooorning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops that was only 8 reasons, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP, you sexy baker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why are you so defensive about it not being a Christmas film?

10 Reasons Why Die Hard Is The Perfect Christmas Movie

1 Cue The Christmas Music And A Happy Ending.

2 Triumph Of Good Over Evil. ...

3 Pyrotechnic Displays Abound. ...

4 McClane's Wife Is Called Holly. ...

5 Hans IS The Grinch. ...

6 Friends And Family Gather Around. ...

7 It's Got A Festive Christmas Party. ...

8 Christmas As War. ..

..I think people find a good action film refreshing at christmas as it stands out among all the more typical christmas movies. xx"

What happened to reasons #9 & #10?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martay. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay reasons 9 and 10:

9: there are lots of twinkling lights and

10: there are flying things in the sky. ')

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP, you sexy baker."

Its morning now

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make

Yeah it does

You alright anyway?

No it doesn't! I'm not having it, it is NOT a Christmas film!"

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP, you sexy baker.

Its morning now "

Okay, good moooooooooooooooooorning you sexy baker.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Hello! I missed you tonight.

"

Hello batman sorry been really busy at work just having a break then back at it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Christmas music does not a Christmas film make

Yeah it does

You alright anyway?

No it doesn't! I'm not having it, it is NOT a Christmas film!

"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP, you sexy baker.

Its morning now

Okay, good moooooooooooooooooorning you sexy baker."

That's better

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over a year ago


"Howdy"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you?

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP, you sexy baker.

Its morning now

Okay, good moooooooooooooooooorning you sexy baker.

That's better "

Haha.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Hello! I missed you tonight.

Hello batman sorry been really busy at work just having a break then back at it again "

Oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Hello! I missed you tonight.

Hello batman sorry been really busy at work just having a break then back at it again "

Yeah, busy causing trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"okay reasons 9 and 10:

9: there are lots of twinkling lights and

10: there are flying things in the sky. ')"

My immediate retort would get me banned from the Forums.... But only because my humour is akin to Frankie Boyle's less nationalistic brother's....

Have fun. But Die Hard is never a Christmas movie. It just happened at Christmas.

Just like Top Gun was never about the normalisation of same sex behaviour in the military.....

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you?"
i'm good and you?

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over a year ago


"Howdy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you? i'm good and you?"

I'm good too.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Hello! I missed you tonight.

Hello batman sorry been really busy at work just having a break then back at it again

Yeah, busy causing trouble. "

Only started as an innocent conversation between me and Jamie about muppets and christmas all i said was i like die hard and die hard 2 even has snow in it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then seeing as Martyn is ignoring me

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/98d_gh1Hes0 tedschi trucks band "mr. High and mighty" nothing to do with die hard just a good song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is die hard a Christmas film?

Yes it is.

No its not!

Yes it is!

Been a busy night for me at work sorry all i am here, hope you are all good this is my fault sorry again

yes it is it is set at christmas time at nokatomy plaza so much so that thry have christmas music and everything

Hello! I missed you tonight.

Hello batman sorry been really busy at work just having a break then back at it again

Yeah, busy causing trouble.

Only started as an innocent conversation between me and Jamie about muppets and christmas all i said was i like die hard and die hard 2 even has snow in it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/98d_gh1Hes0 tedschi trucks band "mr. High and mighty" nothing to do with die hard just a good song"

Thank you, Bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry! not ignoring you xx 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually love Frankie Boyle. 3 x

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over a year ago

Go post on the morning thread for goodness sakes.

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