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Ways to survive a horror film....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never wander off alone be a virgin or female.

Never walk into a spooky abandoned house and start shouting “hello” at the top of your voice.

Any others?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Never say “I’ll be right back”

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

don't go in to the basement with the flickering light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont run upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your car checked regularly because it probably won’t start if you're being chased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack extra batteries for the torches

Try not to trip over nothing in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When running away from a villain, never go down the obvious dead end

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Be the killer

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Pack a satellite phone for thise remote cabin trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I don’t get is how they all expert to runners. If I was being chased I could probably do a gently 20 minute jog at best unless I was wearing a sports bra. But then that takes about 10 minutes to get on so I’m not sure if the murderer would be ok waiting for me to sort myself out.

So I guess always be in a sports bra and sensible footwear just in case

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont watch one

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Sensible shoes are key...

Plus pick up the weapons (check ammunition). Find high ground with good observation. Water and food will come next... a really good kebab shop next to a pub or blue water/lakeside.

Face mask and soap for hand washing...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t walk away thinking he’s (sorry it could be a she, but I doubt it) dead, put the fucking boot in

Don’t hide in a wardrobe.

Don’t be a camp counsellor or a babysitter on Halloween.

Don’t have a weird little brother (see above, just kill him on the off chance he’ll turn into a rampaging killer)

You run downstairs to get away, stupid

Don’t invite anyone into your house, on the off chance they’re a Vampire.

Don’t walk on the moors, stick to the road

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


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Don’t walk on the moors, stick to the road "

Got to be one of my fave films from when i was a kid, freaked me out as much as loved it but looking back now the effects are....dated

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

But Jenny in the shower.... it was a marvellous night for a moon dance

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Don't whack your baps out and have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your name is in the biggest letters and is first to appear at the start of the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid long haired little girls

Do not go out on a full moon

Wear garlic when outside at night and carry a gun with silver bullets in it

Avoid abandoned buildings, asylums and churches

Always travel with slower friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Bruce Campbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont scream at the crazy man with a knife for 5 minutes standing still.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be fat, or befriend someone fatter and slower.

Dont split up

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Never run, the one legged psycho cripple will always catch you in seconds anyway.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Never never investigate the noises I mean really!!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Don't fall down

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Or make sure you got trainers on and ya mate got wellies on

“ you’ll never out run him out in trainers”

“ don’t need to , just gotta outrun you, ya muppet “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont read from the necronomicon ex Mortis

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Never wear a red jumper.

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Oh no - that's just Star Trek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont use Ouji boards.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

If you hear noises in the house at night actually switch all the lights on if you really have to go and investigate instead of tiptoeing around in pitch darkness and getting jumped on.

Also if you hear some creepy whispering coming out of a basement or unused room, just don't go in there!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Put the light on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are ‘dead’ make sure they are actually dead.

Don’t stand near drains.

Never trust a clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand gel. Face mask and start coughing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont piss off gypsy grandma's.

Dont fit into any of the stereotypes while going on a camping trip in the middle of a Redneck county, A geek, A dumb beautiful oversexualised woman or a jock.

Dont be an American (have you noticed most horrors are set in America?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After temporarily decking the villain who has dropped a killer weapon, why do you never just pick up the weapon to use yourself. Nope you have to run stupidly past totally armless and then get chased again when chaser gets up. Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If her kid is a drug addict and she is a pain in the ass, kill them all, get on the yacht and just make sure you have enough food and alcohol for the next two years ... PARTY!!!

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

By horror movie law; being black and Male: I’m dead within the first 15mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always replace one of your arms with a chainsaw.

Never trust anyone in a mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By horror movie law; being black and Male: I’m dead within the first 15mins"

Im fat and female.

I feel this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By horror movie law; being black and Male: I’m dead within the first 15mins

Im fat and female.

I feel this"

It’s never dignified either is it? I’d get stuck trying to get through a cat flap or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By horror movie law; being black and Male: I’m dead within the first 15mins

Im fat and female.

I feel this

It’s never dignified either is it? I’d get stuck trying to get through a cat flap or something "

Or run for 10 steps, fall on your belly and be too fat to get back up so they just look horrified whilst waiting to be axed to death

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Don't be driving through rural roads at night with low fuel or a dodgy car battery...

Don't listen to the voices calling your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By horror movie law; being black and Male: I’m dead within the first 15mins

Im fat and female.

I feel this

It’s never dignified either is it? I’d get stuck trying to get through a cat flap or something

Or run for 10 steps, fall on your belly and be too fat to get back up so they just look horrified whilst waiting to be axed to death"
some of the horror movies I've seen larger people have put up some of the best fights, they're the strongest and alot harder to take down and are usually the ones that sacrifice themselves fighting a last stand to save others because of it... they're like the most honourable stereotypes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go back in the murder house - for anything.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

If you going on Hollywood I think the biggest disadvantage you can have is been black can't remember a single movie where the coloured person makes it to the end..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Never wear a red jumper.

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Oh no - that's just Star Trek. "

Some of them movies have been pretty horrific and see how you could get them mixed-up..

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