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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

Ok shes been at her job 2 6 weeks went on work night out text me saying can I suck my boss please,? I as a good bf Said course Hun lol. But now in work the boss loves her and this is the bad bit she said an I saw the text( I ll suck it but tHimk I deserve some ugg boots )any way came in on sat new boots and saying not bad for 2mins I think that's bad and I m filthy lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My thoughts are.....is there someone walking around your town in bare feet wondering where their uggs went?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Step away from the prostitute.

( Maybe she bought them herself )

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Step away from the prostitute.

( Maybe she bought them herself )

I nearly snotted diet out of my nose.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Step away from the prostitute.

( Maybe she bought them herself )

I nearly snotted diet out of my nose."

Try harder woman! That keyboard won't stick itself up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's full of corn syrup .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had to read that several times before i got what he was saying

Are you bsically saying her boss buys her gifts for sexual favours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have been happier if she'd brought home a crate of beer instead of the boots?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

My thoughts are.....fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you have been happier if she'd brought home a crate of beer instead of the boots?

id be happier if she just bought the cash home lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i had to read that several times before i got what he was saying

Are you bsically saying her boss buys her gifts for sexual favours?"

Pay attention N.N. ...... She called him filthy .... so now he's calling her the sluttyist thing ever cos she got new ugg boots and he suspects that the boss bought them cos she gave him a blow job ..... He is soooo desp. for affirmation that she's a whore he's asking us to say sooooo .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think he bought them l

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What I think is really going on here is .......

Two jealous over aged juveniles. She goes out and after a few drinks tests her b/f by saying can I blow the boss..

He tries to be cool n says 'yeah babe'. Well after all they met on here and have to pretend not to be monogamous......

She is Bloody Incensed cos he wasn't jealous ( but we know he was only hiding it ) and boy is she sulking

Anyway .... she never blew the boss ...she never wanted to. She left a text for her b/f to find and buys herSELF some uggs.....

When she gets in she has another dig at the b/f by saying ...... Lukkat me uggs......not bad for two mins work..... and he falls for it...

young love hey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had to read that several times before i got what he was saying

Are you bsically saying her boss buys her gifts for sexual favours?

nope, i still dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Well if it helps your wank to believe he brought the boots......I concur, he brought them....now wank till your hearts content.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He did"

Matty ..... puddin'

You are looking for - and I quote - naughty girls and dirty little sluts.... SO ...what's the problem ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Don't wank into the Ugg boots though....fecks the fur lining right up

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

"why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

praps he's got a thing for Eskimo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the weather is bad, but who the hell sells fur lined boots in June?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually can't read this post due to the lack of punctuation! I got something about ugg boots, a boss and a blow job!

"Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least she asked before she went for a gobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm going for a lie down now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

Ok so lets say this is true. I think you both need to discuss boundaries and what is n isnt acceptable. Also why is she wanting ugg boots at end of june??!!

wait til winter lol

Also on the subject of how this looks on her part.... In MY opinion i think it is boardering on prostitution. She is having sexual contact etc for financial gain! I do also agree with the post about her probably doing it to wind you up etc and sulking coz u didnt react in way she wanted. Just goes to show you really need to talk bout what you both want first!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I actually can't read this post due to the lack of punctuation! I got something about ugg boots, a boss and a blow job!

Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

It was actually Ugg boss,job and blow boots

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think she's got bad dress sense... even though she 'sucks' at being a hooker ... boom boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he buy her the knee pads as well? Maybe they all hipped in for the ugg boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he buy her the knee pads as well? Maybe they all hipped in for the ugg boots

*chipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i found it hard reading too

"I actually can't read this post due to the lack of punctuation! I got something about ugg boots, a boss and a blow job!

Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very hard reading x

Do people really do this jealous thing still lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the weather is bad, but who the hell sells fur lined boots in June?

Ah but the genuine Ugg boots keep your feet cool in warm weather and toasty warm in cold. The Australians should know.

Are they genuine Uggs? Look inside for the product number, look at the shoe box, it has a specific monogrammed thingy on it. Does her new job pay her enough to fork out £200 on a pair of boots if they are genuine. If not, the boss bought them her and you are right, she is terrible.

If they are fakes and bought from the many internet sites selling fake Uggs, then she bought them herself and is plating silly buggers.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"i found it hard reading too

I actually can't read this post due to the lack of punctuation! I got something about ugg boots, a boss and a blow job!

Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

Ok shes been at her job 2 6 weeks went on work night out text me saying can I suck my boss please,? I as a good bf Said course Hun lol. But now in work the boss loves her and this is the bad bit she psaid an I saw the text( I ll suck it but tHimk I deserve some ugg boots )any way came in on sat new boots and saying not bad for 2mins I think that's bad and I m filthy lol??"

Too early to get out my Rosetta Stone...painful struggling through that!

Op...be careful what you wish for...it might come true. You want sluts...you've found a whore...what's your problem?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

My thoughts exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not bad for two minutes"

"two minutes" --i wouldnt open my gob for two miutes

and if the boss is so sad that he is so grateful for "two minutes" he buys gifts -- what sort of minger is he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i need my glasses for this one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it had been a different story if you havent met your girl friend here?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

My thoughts exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if they were Laboutins.....that's a different story

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hope she never upsets him cos that is the job gone !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now if they were Laboutins.....that's a different story

Now you're talking!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

2 minute blow job for a pair of Uggs? Might as well go the whole hog and lodge a sexual harassment claim against the boss and suck the pips out of him to keep him quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the boss for all you can get.take fotos and blackmail him aswell.rich bastards deserve all they get,taking liberties with their subordinates.!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well why don't you go out with your work, text her to see if you can pleasure the bosses PA. When you get the all clear, come back a few days later with a crate of beer. And say not bad for a few mins work.

I call it tit for tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok met my gf on here and I knew all about this but we're having an argument I think this is the sluttyest thing ever why do you all think.

Stories section is elsewhere. Stop making shit up.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Look on the bright side. She must be pretty good, she didn't come back with just a cheeseburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes a ho

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fucking hell UGG BOOTS!!! Get rid now!!!

now if they had been Jimmy Choos thats a whole different ball game

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!"

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

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we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

Do you mean the 'Virtual' Uggs?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

Do you mean the 'Virtual' Uggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on guys read between the lines he's jealous because he didnt get asked to blow the boss and the UGG boots dont fit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she should be dumped for no other reason than thinking ugg boots are a fair swap for a blowjob !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on guys read between the lines he's jealous because he didnt get asked to blow the boss and the UGG boots dont fit him"

you own me a keyboard! mines now splattered with coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

My thoughts exactly!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There probably fake boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car"

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?"

Fake uggs only do that really ones dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There probably fake boots

Fair enough - for a fake blowjob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a genuine story then she hasn't done anything wrong - lots of swingers swing separately - in the sense of whether she is a filthy ho ? In vanilla life yes on here no x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?

Fake uggs only do that really ones dont "

i beg to differ

mrs bus would never buy fake if the more expensive option was available

and hers definately go in on the sole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Matty...You met her here....I am sure she will be reading this post..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if she wasnt on here, she'd have probably done it for a kebab waiting for the taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?"

Oh don't they just? make some people walk bow legged and like they've shit themselves

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does she own a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?

Fake uggs only do that really ones dont

i beg to differ

mrs bus would never buy fake if the more expensive option was available

and hers definately go in on the sole

Ive NEVER seen original genuine uggs do this... They are known not to and be really good quality. A way of telling if someones are fake has always been fact they go to side etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?

Fake uggs only do that really ones dont

i beg to differ

mrs bus would never buy fake if the more expensive option was available

and hers definately go in on the sole

Ive NEVER seen original genuine uggs do this... They are known not to and be really good quality. A way of telling if someones are fake has always been fact they go to side etc

our daughter inlaws have done the same but saying that they did get rather wet before this happend to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she should be dumped for no other reason than thinking ugg boots are a fair swap for a blowjob !"

Oo I don't know Bussy, £200 is a fair price for a blow job and that's the price of genuine Ugg boots. I think its quite a fair deal.

Ok Ugg boots aren't at all sexy and never to be worn with a velour tracksuit. But when the winter comes, I pull on my knee high Uggs, wearing footless tights cos I don't need socks as they are too hot. My toys enclosed in soft genuine sheepskin, all soft and downy. They soak up any sweat that may occir so Uggs don't smell, mine have never worn over to the side at all, the base is sturdy, it is cheap imitations that do that, and I'm all warm and toasty even when the snow is on the ground.

See bet your all jealous now, don't come running to me in your Jimmy Choos complaining that your toes are so cold they are about to fall off, I have no sympathy for all you delicate high heeled diamante encrusted sandal wearers or the high heeled. Black patent red soled Louboutins, no sympathy at all

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

got exactly what you wanted according to your profile. Only one veri so who could it possibly be. Maybe we should be careful what we wish for. Apart from that does she want a cork hat to go with the uggboots?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Pretty much explains whats wrong with the education system..

just no imgination in some folks fantasies yaal...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Now if they were Laboutins.....that's a different story

Aren't they large French prawns ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

Do you mean the 'Virtual' Uggs?

Group Ugg every body ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If it's a genuine story then she hasn't done anything wrong - lots of swingers swing separately - in the sense of whether she is a filthy ho ? In vanilla life yes on here no x"

Did you turn two pages together ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think it was not the ugh boots it was the point of being dirty and sucking cock for something like that being a whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was not the ugh boots it was the point of being dirty and sucking cock for something like that being a whore"

so it was the ugg boots

'something like that'

so what would have it been acceptable for ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Think it was not the ugh boots it was the point of being dirty and sucking cock for something like that being a whore"

Uhmmmmmmmmm so sucking cock with your permission ( you gave it ) is okay and angelic.

But taking boots from a bloke that she blew somehow makes her a whore ?

My Q is this ......

If she DIDNT blow him but was given the boots anyway ..... Does that make her a whore ?

AND .. if she blows you for free does that make her a whore ?

Are YOU a whore for giving her permission ?

Is the boss a whore for taking a blow job ?

A simple point I must make to you ........ Women who have sex are NOT whores.

Now shush n shove off .....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are YOU a whore for giving her permission ?

Of course he isn't..... but if he takes the Ugg boots and wears them, he'd be her pimp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

Do you mean the 'Virtual' Uggs?

Group Ugg every body ?"

love it, has me giggling like a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time see if she can get me a new 51" plasma , mines playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was not the ugh boots it was the point of being dirty and sucking cock for something like that being a whore

Uhmmmmmmmmm so sucking cock with your permission ( you gave it ) is okay and angelic.

But taking boots from a bloke that she blew somehow makes her a whore ?

My Q is this ......

If she DIDNT blow him but was given the boots anyway ..... Does that make her a whore ?

AND .. if she blows you for free does that make her a whore ?

Are YOU a whore for giving her permission ?

Is the boss a whore for taking a blow job ?

A simple point I must make to you ........ Women who have sex are NOT whores.

Now shush n shove off ....."

Well said

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Guy meets slut, slut acts like slut, guy brags about slut acting like slut, the end!

You forgot to mention the feckin boots!

we arent mentioning the UGGS Jane!!!

Do you mean the 'Virtual' Uggs?

Group Ugg every body ?

love it, has me giggling like a kid "

me too good one

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

wonder if all this could have been avoided if the boots were for painting a fence or hoovering the office out.

maybe having a girlfriend that does what you are ok with isnt what you need.

the ones that do shit behind your back are so much better.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

and while all this was happening, who was serving the burgers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her to ask for something decent next time, maybe a sports car

maybe he has a fetish for women that drag their feet and walk on one side of their foot ?

Fake uggs only do that really ones dont

i beg to differ

mrs bus would never buy fake if the more expensive option was available

and hers definately go in on the sole

Ive NEVER seen original genuine uggs do this... They are known not to and be really good quality. A way of telling if someones are fake has always been fact they go to side etc

I only wear my authentic uggs as slippers in the winter and my soles haven't gone.

No way would I get on my knees for less than jimmy choos or new rocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why would you go out with a woman who wears ugg boots in the first place?

Elle Macpherson wears ugg boots are you telling me you wouldn't go out with her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I have read this page. You lot are insane but hilarious. If the poor guy was serious he must wonder how his love dilemma ended up and a female fantasy of Uggs, Jimmy Choos and Loubutins! And he'll never send her out for a kebab again.

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