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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pointed shoes.

Boxer Shorts.

Leather bomber jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shell suit

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"shell suit"

I used to have a purple one as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shell suit"

*removes shell suit I’m currently chilling out in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A string bikini

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

Uggs

Scarves

Polo necks

Denim jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shell suit

I used to have a purple one as a kid

Me too

. I say kid. About 17 I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 16:35:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 16:35:39]"

They had matching ones.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"shell suit

I used to have a purple one as a kid

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we had matching ones, and thought we were chocolate when we boarded the plane for crete!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

3/4 length trousers. No adult male should ever wear them. Just no!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 16:35:39]

They had matching ones."
are you the forum police??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shell suit

I used to have a purple one as a kid

Me too....but it was cool then right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playsuits. They look daft on me.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Reebok classic trainers, or any shell suit

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"shell suit

I used to have a purple one as a kid

we had matching ones, and thought we were chocolate when we boarded the plane for crete!! "

Now I want a bar of dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sandals

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"shell suit

I used to have a purple one as a kid

Me too....but it was cool then right?

More flammable than cool I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear. "

Please wear milk pants

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear. "

Good job youre not a biker then

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Flip flops,. I hate the feel and look of them and the noise they make when walking is like nails down a blackboard to me

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

A onesie!,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

Mankini

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Sandals with socks

Twin set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One shoulder tops/dresses. My OCD can’t cope with the asymmetry.

Also anything frilly. Or big puffy sleeves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those all in one baggy things that look like a giant romper it’s not play suit it’s like a romper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low rise jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Low rise jeans!

Oh those too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dungarees

Dress

Stockings

Grey tracksuit

Ugg boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks

Trainers

Padded bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear. "

Oh are you vegan!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Uggs & Cowboy hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 17:08:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tights with open toe shoes

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Crocs and socks with Jesus sandals..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A gold lame boob tube and lycra hot pants and glass slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear.

Oh are you vegan!"

Yes, I can’t even drive through towns with ham in the name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear.

Please wear milk pants "

Way ahead of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gold lame boob tube and lycra hot pants and glass slippers. "

And what would Mrs NiceCouple not wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not because I dont think they're pretty but, a wedding dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not because I dont think they're pretty but, a wedding dress

Still have my wedding dress from 26 years ago, never worn it since but would probably still fit into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do jeans well, so very rarely wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs, shell suit and a gold lame boob tube.

Never owned any and would never wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not because I dont think they're pretty but, a wedding dress

Another wedding dress!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Crocs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A gold lame boob tube and lycra hot pants and glass slippers.

And what would Mrs NiceCouple not wear?"

she'll wear anything the scruffy article

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Not because I dont think they're pretty but, a wedding dress

Still have my wedding dress from 26 years ago, never worn it since but would probably still fit into it

I've still got the outfit I wore. No chance of it fitting

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear. "

That's not helping the planet, plastic is worse.

Hmm something I wouldn't wear..a black bag?

I'll wear it if I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y-fronts

Crocs

Skinny jeans

Flip flops

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Stilleto's

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Uggs

Pedal pushers

Fur

Onsies

Pointy shoes

Nana slippers

Pop on shoe thingies

Foundation

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By *cottishsparkMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Leather jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tracksuit, even part one of.

I dont even wear jeans or trousers let alone trackies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any clothes, real made or fake, with leopard or crocodile pattern !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dress up sex outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

Animal prints

Tracksuit bottoms

Sequins

Daisy Dukes

Playsuits

Uggs

Fur

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Crocs

Ugg boots

Track suit

Shell suit

Jogging bottoms

Trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue jeans and trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never wear low rise ANYTHING. I am so jealous of women who can. I'm too chunky and like a high waist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans. Like what the actual fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Those all in one baggy things that look like a giant romper it’s not play suit it’s like a romper

Onesies! They give me the fucking heebie jeebies!

I'd wear all and any of the above but I'd rather go nekked than wear a onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shell suit

crocs

white tux

cravat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England rugby shirt

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I could never wear low rise ANYTHING. I am so jealous of women who can. I'm too chunky and like a high waist."

I don't even want to. I like to keep my buttcrack in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could never wear low rise ANYTHING. I am so jealous of women who can. I'm too chunky and like a high waist.

I don't even want to. I like to keep my buttcrack in my pants. "

Do you remember it was a thing to have your g string on show with really low cut jeans?

I'm cringing thinking about 14 year old me lmaoo

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I could never wear low rise ANYTHING. I am so jealous of women who can. I'm too chunky and like a high waist.

I don't even want to. I like to keep my buttcrack in my pants.

Do you remember it was a thing to have your g string on show with really low cut jeans?

I'm cringing thinking about 14 year old me lmaoo

Think that was called AllSaint Syndrome

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Anything in a shade of yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uggs

Crocs

Any kind of track suit.

Children’s dressing up outfit (football shirt)

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Definitely sandals with socks!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I could never wear low rise ANYTHING. I am so jealous of women who can. I'm too chunky and like a high waist.

I don't even want to. I like to keep my buttcrack in my pants.

Do you remember it was a thing to have your g string on show with really low cut jeans?

I'm cringing thinking about 14 year old me lmaoo

I do. Thry had those ones with the metal butterfly on the back especially for it. Fortunately I was too emo for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mankini

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Tracksuit

Football shirt - nor would I meet a guy who wore one.

Trainers

Skinny jeans

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Low rise jeans!

Oh god that was the worst design ever!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Baggy boot cut jeans

A polo shirt

Cheap perfume

I must admit I have crocs but they are kept at the back door to go pick up the dogs poop in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Not because I dont think they're pretty but, a wedding dress

Same here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Low rise jeans!

Oh god that was the worst design ever!"

Low rise boot cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baggy boot cut jeans

A polo shirt

Cheap perfume

I must admit I have crocs but they are kept at the back door to go pick up the dogs poop in

Well using them as a poop scoop is fine. As long as you don’t wear them

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Fucking Boat shoes (especially without socks)

Football shirts

Them trainers with the camel toes

Naf Co 54 jacket

Tracksuit bottoms outside of the gym

Scoop neck t shirts

Half the shite on ASOS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spray on jeans, I don't have the thighs for them.

I even saw a section for super spray on jeans

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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

Socks with sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugg boots

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Thigh highs they are just too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nike trainers, Man Utd or Liverpool shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tacky harry potter clothing

Crocs

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Crocs

Ugg boots

Gym clothing as every day wear

Black bra under a white top

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

Bowler hat with long sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A onesie

Anything with real fur

Vladimir Putin T shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs, linx africa, joop, shell suit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waistcoat.

I said no no safe sexy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bowler hat with long sleeves"

Ehh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fingerless gloves..no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shroud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a strict vegan I wouldn’t wear leather or fur, or wool, or clothes made of milk, so I have to Wear plastic and other things that strict vegans wear. "

But plastic is oil, and oil is sea creatures of old just squished and juiced. Think of the poor sea creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaceman boots I will never have a call to wear them.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd never wear clogs!

My feet hurt just thinking about walking around in them.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo tops, vile just vile

And I have turned down dates from guys who wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thong

High heels

Slippers

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

"3/4 length trousers. No adult male should ever wear them. Just no! "

Anyone that does deserves put to death. Specially if they wear them with crocs.

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