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amusing contradictions in profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone else spotted them ie

straight looking for {couples}mm men tv vs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not actually a robot despite my misleading profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait. If I was a robot, would I know I was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight looking for couples is the norm isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sticks on ear protectors*to read profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokes but won’t meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won’t meet smokers but does meet smokers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate, can't travel... Hmmm...

Wait, i think this is me

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Can't accommodate can't travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't accommodate, can't travel... Hmmm...

Wait, i think this is me "

I assumed you liked sex in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. - I hate beards. No exceptions

(Unless you’re f&b)

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Me. - I hate beards. No exceptions

(Unless you’re f&b) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/20 14:35:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't accommodate, can't travel... Hmmm...

Wait, i think this is me "

I'll pick you up and take you where ever you want to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you keep your replies on the thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you keep your replies on the thread please"

Sorry...

And profile says straight and all

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

The amount of 'straight' guys asking to hook up with me is crazy.

I have to keep pointing out to them that 'my' profile says I'm straight because I 'am' straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you keep your replies on the thread please

Sorry...

And profile says straight and all"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Not looking for men smaller than me - is 4’11.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC"
this thread is about amusing contradictions you have totally misunderstood the reason for thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The amount of 'straight' guys asking to hook up with me is crazy.

I have to keep pointing out to them that 'my' profile says I'm straight because I 'am' straight!"

Here’s a wild idea, block men, you’re very welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC this thread is about amusing contradictions you have totally misunderstood the reason for thread"

I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY. I WILL KEEP ON TOPIC BETTER IN THE FUTURE

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC this thread is about amusing contradictions you have totally misunderstood the reason for thread

I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY. I WILL KEEP ON TOPIC BETTER IN THE FUTURE"

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I do get winks and messages from guys who have straight on there profile. Also the amount of straight guys with TV Veris is ironic.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"The amount of 'straight' guys asking to hook up with me is crazy.

I have to keep pointing out to them that 'my' profile says I'm straight because I 'am' straight!

Here’s a wild idea, block men, you’re very welcome! "

I could, but I am actually open to making male friends and chatting to them.

It doesn't all have to be about sex.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC this thread is about amusing contradictions you have totally misunderstood the reason for thread

I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY. I WILL KEEP ON TOPIC BETTER IN THE FUTURE "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't accommodate, can't travel... Hmmm...

Wait, i think this is me

I assumed you liked sex in the supermarket"

Shhuuushhhhh!! They'll all be coming down aisle 7 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't accommodate, can't travel... Hmmm...

Wait, i think this is me

I'll pick you up and take you where ever you want to go "

wot, my personal chauffeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARTING A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLES PROFILES WHEN YOURS IS IN CAPITALS AND ALL SHOUTY AND NEGATIVE IS VERY IRONIC this thread is about amusing contradictions you have totally misunderstood the reason for thread

I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY. I WILL KEEP ON TOPIC BETTER IN THE FUTURE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The amount of 'straight' guys asking to hook up with me is crazy.

I have to keep pointing out to them that 'my' profile says I'm straight because I 'am' straight!

Here’s a wild idea, block men, you’re very welcome!

I could, but I am actually open to making male friends and chatting to them.

It doesn't all have to be about sex. "

*checks what site I’m on*

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh my god this thread is so bitchy! I love it! You throw that shade, bishes.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Who cares ?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"The amount of 'straight' guys asking to hook up with me is crazy.

I have to keep pointing out to them that 'my' profile says I'm straight because I 'am' straight!

Here’s a wild idea, block men, you’re very welcome!

I could, but I am actually open to making male friends and chatting to them.

It doesn't all have to be about sex.

*checks what site I’m on*"

Hey, your chatting to me on here and it's not for sex, so why not directly.

It's fine, I can deal with them, I just find it amusing that they are 'straight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a very new profile just now..I am a straight woman and I am looking to meet women...

X

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

Gay men looking to play with straight men.

Always sounds odd to me

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